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Dungeons on the Go He/Him
@dungeonsonthego.bsky.social
Professional Game Master, storyteller and Dad.
Just signed on with Hero Workshop and I'm so excited to be running games in person on the regular once more.
Big things are coming, too. Let's roll!

#heroworkshop #ttrpg #d&d
October 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly.

sbgi.net/tv-stations/
September 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is brilliant.
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Orwell 1984: We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Trump 2025: There never was an Epstein list.
July 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Summer time, and the living's D&D...
June 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When you trade Queen Mab the memory of your love for a mercenary in exchange for a cool weapon (pun intended), then you later come back to Mab asking for help with an upcoming fight, who do YOU thinkshe would summon?

I'm the DM that loves messy.
June 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Running a game for Middle Schoolers where they bought a boat and I had prepared a bit less than I wanted, so I pulled out Davey Jones.
They. Didn't. Know. The. Name.

Heart stops, arthritis kicks in, and then I realize: the next story arc is Pirates of the Cribbing.
March 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is not a dictator.

He is a champion of democracy, freedom and truth.
February 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Too few players for a quorum? Have the folks present enjoy a beach episode. Also a fantastic way to reignite creative flow.
February 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The Democrats on the House Science Committee have set up a website to collect stories from fired federal employees, anonymously if desired. Please amplify. (This helps the lawyers establish standing for bringing legal cases against the administration!)

democrats-science.house.gov/sciencefirings
February 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
You may always have advantage when you punch a not-c.
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…

It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
January 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Remember when we said project 2025 is Donald Trump and Donald Trump is project 2025?
January 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Just in case you needed a reminder
January 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
On tonight's episode of "too many fireballs", the group offered a sacrifice to the river spirit and he thought it was a courtship, so they're dating now.
January 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Tonight's party is going to definitely benefit from stealth and forethought over brute strength. I know which one they'll use though...
January 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Rogue: I want to lift the beam off of the Barbarian...23

DM: Yeah, that'll do it.

NEXT TURN

Rogue: so that beam I'm holding? I wanna hit the Bronto in the knee to knock it down.

DM: Ok, we're gonna call that a trip attack, so you roll Athletics against the Bronto....22.

Rogue: 23
December 4, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Player: I'd like to look around for a hospital.

DM: As you look about town you note an apothecary and a small temple devoted to Lathander, either will be able to heal you.

Player: Hmmm, I'll light the tavern on fire instead.

DM: What?! So you wanted a hospital to...

Player: 😈
December 4, 2024 at 9:57 PM
GM advice: Consequences, not punishments.

Party breaks a law, guards come. If they kill them, the community around them should react. Not with violence, but with fear, distrust. No one will speak with them save the unsavory. Let then see the company that they'll need to keep from then on.
December 4, 2024 at 2:18 PM
It's so cold that waking up requires a Con save.
December 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I'm running 14 games a week, and while certain NPCs and locations have become a bit of a "stable", for the most part I'm feeling like each one is completely unique.

Accountability post for myself to fight imposter syndrome.

Who wants to play TTRPGs with me in the new year?
December 31, 2023 at 5:25 AM
My players just now:

"There is no right or wrong, just murder."
December 3, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Hello everyone! As we come to the close of another year, we can look back on a lot of rolls, a lot of laughs, and a lot of epic successes and failures.  Some of those even happened at the table.
November 29, 2023 at 5:56 PM