Really impressive how they made this scarecrow immediately identifiable as a smarmy douchebag

Bro sat outside with his big tongue while I showered

Is there someone out there who decides they need series 3 of The Shield on DVD couriered to their front door this instant. And opens Just Eat to do it.

This is an entire genre of tumblr post

Another huge W for dowsing rods

I used to grind up cereal with my hands to try and make more dust. Doesn't work btw.

Haha yes

This version of Take me to Church isn't as bad as I was expecting but it's still baffling

Hotel lobby soft spoken cover of All the Small Things???

Less egregious but also raised my eyebrows: "between two hamburger buns". Makes me picture two unsliced buns with a pie between them, I'd have said "in a burger bun".