I guess I'm still called Maurice
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Making bovril in my velvetiser
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Making bovril in my velvetiser
Why does my local Cex have a Just Eat sticker in the window
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Why does my local Cex have a Just Eat sticker in the window
They should make blister packs that don't try to slice your finger off when you open them at 2AM in the dark
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
They should make blister packs that don't try to slice your finger off when you open them at 2AM in the dark
Aerith on my train
October 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Aerith on my train
You should be able to increase your thank the bus driver milestone in fortnite by thanking the bus driver in real life
October 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You should be able to increase your thank the bus driver milestone in fortnite by thanking the bus driver in real life
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Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
One of the most mind blowing moments I had as a child was when I learned a significant proportion of people don't like the dust at the bottom of a cereal packet. It's the best damn bit!
October 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
One of the most mind blowing moments I had as a child was when I learned a significant proportion of people don't like the dust at the bottom of a cereal packet. It's the best damn bit!
Jira I can assure you the number of situations where I want to fire react to a comment is vanishingly small
September 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Jira I can assure you the number of situations where I want to fire react to a comment is vanishingly small
Three teenage girls walking down my street singing bassline junkie as loud as they can nature is beautiful
September 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Three teenage girls walking down my street singing bassline junkie as loud as they can nature is beautiful
Perry arguments happening in the family group chat
September 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Perry arguments happening in the family group chat
Can feel the desire to play Warframe again wrapping its tendrils around me
September 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Can feel the desire to play Warframe again wrapping its tendrils around me
Muzak cover of Like a Virgin playing in the hotel lobby?
June 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Muzak cover of Like a Virgin playing in the hotel lobby?
Only just reading the Garbage Day from a few days ago and it explains a wigan kebab as being a pie barm, which is a meat pasty between two hamburger buns.
A meat pasty? A *pie* barm is a meat pasty? It's in the fucking name Ryan, how did you fuck this one up?
A meat pasty? A *pie* barm is a meat pasty? It's in the fucking name Ryan, how did you fuck this one up?
June 28, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Only just reading the Garbage Day from a few days ago and it explains a wigan kebab as being a pie barm, which is a meat pasty between two hamburger buns.
A meat pasty? A *pie* barm is a meat pasty? It's in the fucking name Ryan, how did you fuck this one up?
A meat pasty? A *pie* barm is a meat pasty? It's in the fucking name Ryan, how did you fuck this one up?
Got OSINT and OEIS mixed up in my head and was very excited to see a folder on a colleague's bookmarks bar
June 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Got OSINT and OEIS mixed up in my head and was very excited to see a folder on a colleague's bookmarks bar
How does Kars know who Tarzan is
May 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How does Kars know who Tarzan is
Passed a car waiting at traffic lights that said "MILF HUNTER" in huge letters at the top of the windshield
May 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Passed a car waiting at traffic lights that said "MILF HUNTER" in huge letters at the top of the windshield
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Two people arguing on the street outside and I can't make out most of it but they're both ending every sentence with "you cunt"
May 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Two people arguing on the street outside and I can't make out most of it but they're both ending every sentence with "you cunt"
My house has been transported to Cyrodiil this is the second day in a row someone's walked past blasting Love Me
May 1, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My house has been transported to Cyrodiil this is the second day in a row someone's walked past blasting Love Me
Someone lock me up. I think I'm becoming the kind of person who spells it "okay"
April 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Someone lock me up. I think I'm becoming the kind of person who spells it "okay"
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This is evil and awful and trans people everywhere deserve better than what's happening right now.
And I think it's impossible to overtstate the pivotal role that JK Rowling played in mainstreaming hateful and false ideas about trans people. Every dollar you give her goes toward efforts like this.
And I think it's impossible to overtstate the pivotal role that JK Rowling played in mainstreaming hateful and false ideas about trans people. Every dollar you give her goes toward efforts like this.
The U.K. Supreme Court rules that Britain's equalities law defines a woman as someone born biologically female. The ruling means a transgender person with a certificate that recognizes them as female should not be considered a woman for equality purposes.
UK Supreme Court rules that equalities law defines a woman as someone born biologically female
The Supreme Court has ruled that the U.K. equalities law defines a woman as someone born biologically female.
bit.ly
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is evil and awful and trans people everywhere deserve better than what's happening right now.
And I think it's impossible to overtstate the pivotal role that JK Rowling played in mainstreaming hateful and false ideas about trans people. Every dollar you give her goes toward efforts like this.
And I think it's impossible to overtstate the pivotal role that JK Rowling played in mainstreaming hateful and false ideas about trans people. Every dollar you give her goes toward efforts like this.
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Love and solidarity to all my trans friends the world over, may your souls shine brighter than the flames of hatred.
April 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Love and solidarity to all my trans friends the world over, may your souls shine brighter than the flames of hatred.
My friend who watched me put the bins out
April 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My friend who watched me put the bins out