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Created by (some of) the Originators of #OverheardDuringDnD, this is the page for all those people who want to laugh at all the crazy crap said during RPGs. VERY NSFW.
Google 40k The Warp and 2/3rds of the Image Results are this. Soo....
November 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Google 40k The Warp and 2/3rds of the Image Results are this. Soo....
A bit off-brand from the original pairs here, but.
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A bit off-brand from the original pairs here, but.
@girldm.com To commemorate victory.
You'll notice the method by which you beat Djura is so common it makes it into art.
The flames can be symbolic of...all the annoying Souls players in chat or something.
You'll notice the method by which you beat Djura is so common it makes it into art.
The flames can be symbolic of...all the annoying Souls players in chat or something.
September 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@girldm.com To commemorate victory.
You'll notice the method by which you beat Djura is so common it makes it into art.
The flames can be symbolic of...all the annoying Souls players in chat or something.
You'll notice the method by which you beat Djura is so common it makes it into art.
The flames can be symbolic of...all the annoying Souls players in chat or something.
Ok-"Apparently the mob solved our problem. Sorry, the Angry Mob."
Sh- "Did they experience any losses?"
Ok-"It did eat several of them, it seems."
Sh- "Good, more the better."
#ThisIsTheShojumaruGifNow #HumanistMobBreaksEvilArtifact #ManyDie #ProblemsSolvingProblems #Shadowrun5e
Sh- "Did they experience any losses?"
Ok-"It did eat several of them, it seems."
Sh- "Good, more the better."
#ThisIsTheShojumaruGifNow #HumanistMobBreaksEvilArtifact #ManyDie #ProblemsSolvingProblems #Shadowrun5e
August 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Ok-"Apparently the mob solved our problem. Sorry, the Angry Mob."
Sh- "Did they experience any losses?"
Ok-"It did eat several of them, it seems."
Sh- "Good, more the better."
#ThisIsTheShojumaruGifNow #HumanistMobBreaksEvilArtifact #ManyDie #ProblemsSolvingProblems #Shadowrun5e
Sh- "Did they experience any losses?"
Ok-"It did eat several of them, it seems."
Sh- "Good, more the better."
#ThisIsTheShojumaruGifNow #HumanistMobBreaksEvilArtifact #ManyDie #ProblemsSolvingProblems #Shadowrun5e
Bloodborne: "Behold, this abomination composed of amalgamate corpses, possibly taken from this place where it looks like an eldritch nuke went off and turned the populace to agonized statues, supported by a ring of witches!"
girl_dm:
girl_dm:
August 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bloodborne: "Behold, this abomination composed of amalgamate corpses, possibly taken from this place where it looks like an eldritch nuke went off and turned the populace to agonized statues, supported by a ring of witches!"
girl_dm:
girl_dm:
"Anywhere from the high-end ones that would look down on renting even to Orion, to little coffin-hotels."
"To what?"
"Coffin-hotels!"
#TheyAreARealThing #GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplexOpening
"To what?"
"Coffin-hotels!"
#TheyAreARealThing #GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplexOpening
August 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"Anywhere from the high-end ones that would look down on renting even to Orion, to little coffin-hotels."
"To what?"
"Coffin-hotels!"
#TheyAreARealThing #GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplexOpening
"To what?"
"Coffin-hotels!"
#TheyAreARealThing #GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplexOpening
"The guard opens the door, and asks "Who the hell are you people?!"
Or-"I immediately begin talking, "Oh, we're here doing a security check, could you-"
Sh- "I Flying Kick him from above."
#STRIKEFROMTHESKIES #12DiceCheckToConSomeoneThough #FollowedByFourMeterDescendingPunchGirl#15DiceWorthOfAttack
Or-"I immediately begin talking, "Oh, we're here doing a security check, could you-"
Sh- "I Flying Kick him from above."
#STRIKEFROMTHESKIES #12DiceCheckToConSomeoneThough #FollowedByFourMeterDescendingPunchGirl#15DiceWorthOfAttack
July 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"The guard opens the door, and asks "Who the hell are you people?!"
Or-"I immediately begin talking, "Oh, we're here doing a security check, could you-"
Sh- "I Flying Kick him from above."
#STRIKEFROMTHESKIES #12DiceCheckToConSomeoneThough #FollowedByFourMeterDescendingPunchGirl#15DiceWorthOfAttack
Or-"I immediately begin talking, "Oh, we're here doing a security check, could you-"
Sh- "I Flying Kick him from above."
#STRIKEFROMTHESKIES #12DiceCheckToConSomeoneThough #FollowedByFourMeterDescendingPunchGirl#15DiceWorthOfAttack
"Elf, use your racial trait to detect secret doors!"
"Wrong system."
Pa - "Actually, you know what? Patience DOES look at Oryon and asks 'Can you tell where a secret door might be?' Earnestly."
#UneducatedTrait #SometimesYouLearnAboutTheWorldFromOldPDFsOnTheMatrix #D&D35
"Wrong system."
Pa - "Actually, you know what? Patience DOES look at Oryon and asks 'Can you tell where a secret door might be?' Earnestly."
#UneducatedTrait #SometimesYouLearnAboutTheWorldFromOldPDFsOnTheMatrix #D&D35
July 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"Elf, use your racial trait to detect secret doors!"
"Wrong system."
Pa - "Actually, you know what? Patience DOES look at Oryon and asks 'Can you tell where a secret door might be?' Earnestly."
#UneducatedTrait #SometimesYouLearnAboutTheWorldFromOldPDFsOnTheMatrix #D&D35
"Wrong system."
Pa - "Actually, you know what? Patience DOES look at Oryon and asks 'Can you tell where a secret door might be?' Earnestly."
#UneducatedTrait #SometimesYouLearnAboutTheWorldFromOldPDFsOnTheMatrix #D&D35
July 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Konrad-"Welp, this is not great."
GM-"You did overextend yourself, yes."
#StunnedExposedAndTheOnlyOneInRange #WeGetALittleSilly #LancerRPG
GM-"You did overextend yourself, yes."
#StunnedExposedAndTheOnlyOneInRange #WeGetALittleSilly #LancerRPG
July 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Konrad-"Welp, this is not great."
GM-"You did overextend yourself, yes."
#StunnedExposedAndTheOnlyOneInRange #WeGetALittleSilly #LancerRPG
GM-"You did overextend yourself, yes."
#StunnedExposedAndTheOnlyOneInRange #WeGetALittleSilly #LancerRPG
“I know he’s not attacking me for that, I was joking.”
“I know, it was a deadpan response to the joke.”
#DeadOtherThingsSoon #LancerRPG #PlayersMemeGameRemainsOnPoint
“I know, it was a deadpan response to the joke.”
#DeadOtherThingsSoon #LancerRPG #PlayersMemeGameRemainsOnPoint
July 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“I know he’s not attacking me for that, I was joking.”
“I know, it was a deadpan response to the joke.”
#DeadOtherThingsSoon #LancerRPG #PlayersMemeGameRemainsOnPoint
“I know, it was a deadpan response to the joke.”
#DeadOtherThingsSoon #LancerRPG #PlayersMemeGameRemainsOnPoint
"Damnit Louis, we don't talk about the basement!"
"One, I called it, F.E.A.R. 2, 'there's no torture lab under the elementary school, what do you mean?' Two, real unhappy The Void vibes, "Is there a sub-basement in this hospital?"
#ThereIsNoSubBasement #BothCasesGetRealBadRealFast
"One, I called it, F.E.A.R. 2, 'there's no torture lab under the elementary school, what do you mean?' Two, real unhappy The Void vibes, "Is there a sub-basement in this hospital?"
#ThereIsNoSubBasement #BothCasesGetRealBadRealFast
July 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"Damnit Louis, we don't talk about the basement!"
"One, I called it, F.E.A.R. 2, 'there's no torture lab under the elementary school, what do you mean?' Two, real unhappy The Void vibes, "Is there a sub-basement in this hospital?"
#ThereIsNoSubBasement #BothCasesGetRealBadRealFast
"One, I called it, F.E.A.R. 2, 'there's no torture lab under the elementary school, what do you mean?' Two, real unhappy The Void vibes, "Is there a sub-basement in this hospital?"
#ThereIsNoSubBasement #BothCasesGetRealBadRealFast
GM- “How do you two escape?”
V – Describes burning from the base with hole cracked in her cockpit and absence where Agni was, scooping up de-meched teammates as she goes.
K – “I eject my power cores, hit the switch to self-destruct the mech, and eject. Toward the ship."
#LancerRPG
V – Describes burning from the base with hole cracked in her cockpit and absence where Agni was, scooping up de-meched teammates as she goes.
K – “I eject my power cores, hit the switch to self-destruct the mech, and eject. Toward the ship."
#LancerRPG
June 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
GM- “How do you two escape?”
V – Describes burning from the base with hole cracked in her cockpit and absence where Agni was, scooping up de-meched teammates as she goes.
K – “I eject my power cores, hit the switch to self-destruct the mech, and eject. Toward the ship."
#LancerRPG
V – Describes burning from the base with hole cracked in her cockpit and absence where Agni was, scooping up de-meched teammates as she goes.
K – “I eject my power cores, hit the switch to self-destruct the mech, and eject. Toward the ship."
#LancerRPG
K- “Okay, I have to drop the shroud or he can just go up there and get you, so I-”
GM- “You know he’s been double-tapping you all this whole night. If you miss, he WILL win. Might be worth it to overcharge and prepare a Puppet Systems.”
K- “...Yeah, okay.”
#AndThenHeDidAndWeWon #ThisGotRealRealUgly
GM- “You know he’s been double-tapping you all this whole night. If you miss, he WILL win. Might be worth it to overcharge and prepare a Puppet Systems.”
K- “...Yeah, okay.”
#AndThenHeDidAndWeWon #ThisGotRealRealUgly
June 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
K- “Okay, I have to drop the shroud or he can just go up there and get you, so I-”
GM- “You know he’s been double-tapping you all this whole night. If you miss, he WILL win. Might be worth it to overcharge and prepare a Puppet Systems.”
K- “...Yeah, okay.”
#AndThenHeDidAndWeWon #ThisGotRealRealUgly
GM- “You know he’s been double-tapping you all this whole night. If you miss, he WILL win. Might be worth it to overcharge and prepare a Puppet Systems.”
K- “...Yeah, okay.”
#AndThenHeDidAndWeWon #ThisGotRealRealUgly
GM-”Verity, any last words?”
V- “Yes, actually. Can I do something for Power At A Cost?”
GM- “What’ll you give me?”
V- “...I’ll give you Agni.”
#ImSorry #ThankYou #KickedTheCasketIntoTheAttackAsTheCockpitBreached #ShipOfTheseusAboutToBeRealRelevant
V- “Yes, actually. Can I do something for Power At A Cost?”
GM- “What’ll you give me?”
V- “...I’ll give you Agni.”
#ImSorry #ThankYou #KickedTheCasketIntoTheAttackAsTheCockpitBreached #ShipOfTheseusAboutToBeRealRelevant
June 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
GM-”Verity, any last words?”
V- “Yes, actually. Can I do something for Power At A Cost?”
GM- “What’ll you give me?”
V- “...I’ll give you Agni.”
#ImSorry #ThankYou #KickedTheCasketIntoTheAttackAsTheCockpitBreached #ShipOfTheseusAboutToBeRealRelevant
V- “Yes, actually. Can I do something for Power At A Cost?”
GM- “What’ll you give me?”
V- “...I’ll give you Agni.”
#ImSorry #ThankYou #KickedTheCasketIntoTheAttackAsTheCockpitBreached #ShipOfTheseusAboutToBeRealRelevant
P- “In the words of the Swedish band Hive: It’s too late, it’s too soon. Tick tick tick, *boom*.”
K-”Oh no the baby.”
P- “Oh, am I shooting the drone too?”
GM-”You are killing your child, yes.”
P- “Eh. I can make more.”
#ThinkMark #MarkAsInTarget #LancerRPG
K-”Oh no the baby.”
P- “Oh, am I shooting the drone too?”
GM-”You are killing your child, yes.”
P- “Eh. I can make more.”
#ThinkMark #MarkAsInTarget #LancerRPG
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
P- “In the words of the Swedish band Hive: It’s too late, it’s too soon. Tick tick tick, *boom*.”
K-”Oh no the baby.”
P- “Oh, am I shooting the drone too?”
GM-”You are killing your child, yes.”
P- “Eh. I can make more.”
#ThinkMark #MarkAsInTarget #LancerRPG
K-”Oh no the baby.”
P- “Oh, am I shooting the drone too?”
GM-”You are killing your child, yes.”
P- “Eh. I can make more.”
#ThinkMark #MarkAsInTarget #LancerRPG
V-“Is it immune to its own skin fall off zone?”
GM-“Its skin fall off zone does not makes its skin fall off, no.”
T-“Says hostile.”
V-“Aaah, right.”
#IamNotBadAtReading #IamBadAtRemembering #RazorSwarms #LancerRPG
GM-“Its skin fall off zone does not makes its skin fall off, no.”
T-“Says hostile.”
V-“Aaah, right.”
#IamNotBadAtReading #IamBadAtRemembering #RazorSwarms #LancerRPG
May 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
V-“Is it immune to its own skin fall off zone?”
GM-“Its skin fall off zone does not makes its skin fall off, no.”
T-“Says hostile.”
V-“Aaah, right.”
#IamNotBadAtReading #IamBadAtRemembering #RazorSwarms #LancerRPG
GM-“Its skin fall off zone does not makes its skin fall off, no.”
T-“Says hostile.”
V-“Aaah, right.”
#IamNotBadAtReading #IamBadAtRemembering #RazorSwarms #LancerRPG
“Tyler has ended up being the therapy guy for at least two of us this session, it wasn’t planned, and it’s been awesome.”
#RPSession #WeLearningBackstoryWithThisOneBoys #LancerRPG
#RPSession #WeLearningBackstoryWithThisOneBoys #LancerRPG
May 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Tyler has ended up being the therapy guy for at least two of us this session, it wasn’t planned, and it’s been awesome.”
#RPSession #WeLearningBackstoryWithThisOneBoys #LancerRPG
#RPSession #WeLearningBackstoryWithThisOneBoys #LancerRPG
The intent was not to do a different color scheme with all four. But that's what happened. And thanks to Andrew for reminding me how drybrushing actually works, to wonderful result.
#AgeOfSigmar #SuchIsThePowerOfNagash
#AgeOfSigmar #SuchIsThePowerOfNagash
May 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The intent was not to do a different color scheme with all four. But that's what happened. And thanks to Andrew for reminding me how drybrushing actually works, to wonderful result.
#AgeOfSigmar #SuchIsThePowerOfNagash
#AgeOfSigmar #SuchIsThePowerOfNagash
Y'all motherlovers need Legend of Dragoon and none of you know it.
Though admittedly the one I thought of is more terror-grasshopper-mantis than crab
Though admittedly the one I thought of is more terror-grasshopper-mantis than crab
April 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Y'all motherlovers need Legend of Dragoon and none of you know it.
Though admittedly the one I thought of is more terror-grasshopper-mantis than crab
Though admittedly the one I thought of is more terror-grasshopper-mantis than crab
How Golomov guards the ship.
#OneOfTheOnlyValidUsesForAI #AsACoolToyNobodyCanMakeMoneyOffOf #AlsoHolyHellThisResult
#OneOfTheOnlyValidUsesForAI #AsACoolToyNobodyCanMakeMoneyOffOf #AlsoHolyHellThisResult
April 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
How Golomov guards the ship.
#OneOfTheOnlyValidUsesForAI #AsACoolToyNobodyCanMakeMoneyOffOf #AlsoHolyHellThisResult
#OneOfTheOnlyValidUsesForAI #AsACoolToyNobodyCanMakeMoneyOffOf #AlsoHolyHellThisResult
Said it elsewhere, but:
April 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Said it elsewhere, but:
I've been 'agnostic with a Catholic bent' for a long time now. But understand, I had a *really positive* experience of the Church growing up. I know that sounds mad to say.
But it would have sounded crazier without this Pope. And there is something truly remarkable, in that.
But it would have sounded crazier without this Pope. And there is something truly remarkable, in that.
April 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I've been 'agnostic with a Catholic bent' for a long time now. But understand, I had a *really positive* experience of the Church growing up. I know that sounds mad to say.
But it would have sounded crazier without this Pope. And there is something truly remarkable, in that.
But it would have sounded crazier without this Pope. And there is something truly remarkable, in that.