duringdnd.bsky.social
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Created by (some of) the Originators of #OverheardDuringDnD, this is the page for all those people who want to laugh at all the crazy crap said during RPGs. VERY NSFW.
I have always loved this explanation, but never seen this more comprehensive version before.

And I love it because, of all the possible options, *this* is the one that feels most right.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Gutless.
Never forget who sold us out:

Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Look at em!
November 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
As the party runs towards another battle, they start congratulating each other.

Nahalira: "That's nice, less talking, more running, so the cost of life isn't as high."

Prof. Ovo: "what she said."

#firstbattle #runningtosecondbattle #BardbarianHasNoTimeforHeadPats
a cartoon cat is peeking out from behind a white wall
ALT: a cartoon cat is peeking out from behind a white wall
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November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Viora: "I pick flowers along the way..."
Nahalira: "I don't think we have for that..."
Viora: *just runs by and grabs anyway*

#Priorities #SheWantsToCheerUpTheNPC
a close up of a girl with blue hair
ALT: a close up of a girl with blue hair
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November 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This song *always* resonates.

But goodness, just as a nod to all the good news tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Feast for 10
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November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Again, protect your peace. We're about to get into the "why didn't you stop us?" part of the timeline. Followed by "this is somehow your fault."

The misdirected rage is always on time.
a woman with her eyes closed is wearing a blue shirt and smiling .
ALT: a woman with her eyes closed is wearing a blue shirt and smiling .
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November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Periodic reminder for #Animorphs fans: There are great audiobook versions of the entire series, including the Megamorphs and Chronicles books. The cast of narrators did such a wonderful job bringing these stories to life. 💚🦎

Here's the series page on @libro.fm:
Search audiobooks
Find your next great audiobook.
libro.fm
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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🦇
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Thanks babe for dropping new insult,

"Yeah, you *have* a dick. It's just not worth it."
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A bit off-brand from the original pairs here, but.
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Refresh my memory Silver, what are you doing?"
"Shojumaru at a distance, just RIPS this thing, levitating it completely out of the sockets"
"Taurus used Psychic! It's Super Effective!"
#SteelTypeAintShit #pokemon #Shadowrun5e
a close up of a cartoon bull with its mouth open and horns .
Alt: A close up of the pokemon Taurus, rampant and waving its hooves.
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October 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Wait so you got wine, sat down, and chatted with this person...spirit person, and went "Hey, do you wanna get out of here?" And it said yes? Is that what happened?"
"Yes."
#Shadowrun5e #BanishingSpirits #ShintoPriestessOnTeamIsVeryHelpful
a man sitting in a chair with the words " wanna get out of here " on the screen
Alt: a man sitting in a chair, nodding his head to the side, with the words " wanna get out of here " on the screen
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October 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Right so, player question, how hard is it to log out? Jack out? How hard is it to jack off, this is important information."
#TechnicallyAccurateTerms #LoggingOffGracefully #Shadowrun5e
a cartoon drawing of a computer with a keyboard and a calculator on a desk
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a computer with a keyboard and a calculator on a desk
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October 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"I want to say Shojumaru's name like a Japanese child saying the name of a children's show mascot. It's just she's a TV mascot who teaches kids how to light fires. So faintly equivalent to Blobby, I guess?"
#ChildrensShowMascots #Lazerpig #BritainWhatTheHellThisIsHorrifying
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ALT: a clown in a pink and yellow polka dot costume is standing on a stage
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October 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Welp, keeping *that* last line close.
the crowd sizes are obviously the highlight here but the fact that *this* is the public statement of the NYPD does not bode well for the regime. or, put another way:

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
ZERO arrests at No Kings in NYC. (And the NYPD isn’t notorious for being sympathetic with people anti-Trump.)

This proves what shameless liars Speaker Mike Johnson & Karoline Leavitt are to slander the participants as violent anarchists.
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Now it is the time of night
That the graves all gaping wide,
Every one lets forth his sprite,
In the church-way paths to glide:
And we fairies, that do run
By the triple Hecate's team,
From the presence of the sun,
Following darkness like a dream,
Now are frolic—MND V
#ShakespeareSunday 🧵
October 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM