PEOPLE: *looking at retirement accounts, jumping out windows*
PRESIDENT: *jerkoff dances to YMCA*
PRESIDENT BUSINESS GENIUS: *sets all the money on fire*
REPUBLICANS: *cheer*
REPUBLICANS: *also catch fire*
AMERICA: *on fire*
PRESIDENT: *does his jerkoff dance*
PEOPLE: *looking at retirement accounts, jumping out windows*
PRESIDENT: *jerkoff dances to YMCA*
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Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.
Sending detailed information about an upcoming military strike on unclassified channels (and even to the wrong guy) is wrong, reckless, and obviously a threat to American troops.
If this info wasn’t classified, that in itself would be a scandalous screw-up that must be explained.
And if it was classified, then the Trump administration lied to Congress and to the American people.
If this info wasn’t classified, that in itself would be a scandalous screw-up that must be explained.
And if it was classified, then the Trump administration lied to Congress and to the American people.
Democracy dies when institutions capitulate to unconstitutional and authoritarian demands.
We must stand up together.
Democracy dies when institutions capitulate to unconstitutional and authoritarian demands.
We must stand up together.
1. Please buy Tesla stock to help poor Elon Musk.
2. Shut up and don’t complain when you don’t get your Social Security check.
1. Please buy Tesla stock to help poor Elon Musk.
2. Shut up and don’t complain when you don’t get your Social Security check.
People trying to kill his vice president and destroying Capitol Hill are patriots deserving of pardons, also per Trump.
People trying to kill his vice president and destroying Capitol Hill are patriots deserving of pardons, also per Trump.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
Sorry, President Trump. We believe in democracy, not authoritarianism.
VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media