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An unwavering band of light and a human paraquat
Industry is definitely my favorite show where I never know what is going on at all at any point
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Industry is definitely my favorite show where I never know what is going on at all at any point
New York Times should just ditch being a news company and lean into their Games and Cooking. It’s all their good for.
January 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
New York Times should just ditch being a news company and lean into their Games and Cooking. It’s all their good for.
Major news outlets reporting prediction markets as though its Minority Report. turns out the precogs weren’t a few freaks lying in goo it was just a bunch of pathetic gambling addicts online
January 9, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Major news outlets reporting prediction markets as though its Minority Report. turns out the precogs weren’t a few freaks lying in goo it was just a bunch of pathetic gambling addicts online
Hasn’t even been a year yet
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Hasn’t even been a year yet
Sorry babe but the Ed Gein voice stays on during sex
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Sorry babe but the Ed Gein voice stays on during sex
Genuinely surprised Jan 6 isn’t a national holiday now
January 6, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Genuinely surprised Jan 6 isn’t a national holiday now
Turning 34 in two weeks so I’m brainstorming some mid life crisis ideas. I bought I pretty practical car so I’m thinking about going somewhere and getting my groove back
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Turning 34 in two weeks so I’m brainstorming some mid life crisis ideas. I bought I pretty practical car so I’m thinking about going somewhere and getting my groove back
I think Massachusetts should be part of Maine for 40 years just to make things even
January 4, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I think Massachusetts should be part of Maine for 40 years just to make things even
Lydia Tar will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Lydia Tar will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Three ghosts visited Stephen King and told him that if didn’t write a book every two years that another van would hit him
January 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Three ghosts visited Stephen King and told him that if didn’t write a book every two years that another van would hit him
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Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged
Safdie movies feel like a rollercoaster to me and I just found the ride of Uncut Gems and Good Time to be much more enjoyable than Marty Supreme, a perfectly fine 3 star movie.
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Safdie movies feel like a rollercoaster to me and I just found the ride of Uncut Gems and Good Time to be much more enjoyable than Marty Supreme, a perfectly fine 3 star movie.
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
Bad news day to sleep in
January 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Bad news day to sleep in
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
Steven Soderbergh just has more time than the average human being
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Steven Soderbergh just has more time than the average human being
Watching open mic comedy feels like I’m being punished for a crime I didn’t commit
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Watching open mic comedy feels like I’m being punished for a crime I didn’t commit
The Ringer aggressively pivoting their podcasts to video is hilarious because it implies anyone wants to look at Bill Simmons for an hour
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Ringer aggressively pivoting their podcasts to video is hilarious because it implies anyone wants to look at Bill Simmons for an hour
Two legends from The Wire passing in the span of a few weeks someone check on Idris
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Two legends from The Wire passing in the span of a few weeks someone check on Idris
I just saw that Danny Brown was on The Adam Friedland Show and this may break me. Real unstoppable force and immovable object shit
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I just saw that Danny Brown was on The Adam Friedland Show and this may break me. Real unstoppable force and immovable object shit
I’ve had Dirty Work stuck in my head for approximately 3 months
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’ve had Dirty Work stuck in my head for approximately 3 months
I will fire off a fit at least once between January 1st 2026 and December 31st 2026. 2025 was a year of zero serving
December 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I will fire off a fit at least once between January 1st 2026 and December 31st 2026. 2025 was a year of zero serving
I’m getting word 2026 is being shelved for now we’re doing 2025 again
December 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m getting word 2026 is being shelved for now we’re doing 2025 again