Ham warming in the oven. Gotta set a tater alarm.

Also am heating up a small ham and making taters. So actually, probably 30% chance.

I'm cleaning up the clutter finally, and there's a 60% chance of leaf raking this afternoon. 🤣

Rolls also thawing, and additionally rising.

Slice of pie ate for breakfast.

The Ref watched, and Die Hard started.

also: the swedish chef frantically throwing pans to try to find a way to cook big bird is one of the single best bits any muppet has ever participated in. you cannot change my mind.

the thing these guys fear more than anything else is being just another jackoff wearing dockers off the rack

We used to be a proper country.