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dutin0 on most other socials due to min character restraints.
dutin0 on most other socials due to min character restraints.
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
Watching Emmot Otter Jugband Christmas.
Still think fondly of the live action one at BBT @blingthecat.bsky.social
Still think fondly of the live action one at BBT @blingthecat.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Watching Emmot Otter Jugband Christmas.
Still think fondly of the live action one at BBT @blingthecat.bsky.social
Still think fondly of the live action one at BBT @blingthecat.bsky.social
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Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.
Brought the final garage freezer pound of butter up. Time to get at least 4 more.
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Brought the final garage freezer pound of butter up. Time to get at least 4 more.
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George Michael died on Christmas Day in 2016.
He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.
He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.
December 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
George Michael died on Christmas Day in 2016.
He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.
He will be remembered for his incredible songwriting talent, his gorgeous vocals and for the greatest non-apology video of all time, following his arrest for cottaging.
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also: the swedish chef frantically throwing pans to try to find a way to cook big bird is one of the single best bits any muppet has ever participated in. you cannot change my mind.
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
also: the swedish chef frantically throwing pans to try to find a way to cook big bird is one of the single best bits any muppet has ever participated in. you cannot change my mind.
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the thing these guys fear more than anything else is being just another jackoff wearing dockers off the rack
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the thing these guys fear more than anything else is being just another jackoff wearing dockers off the rack
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
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Absolutely stunning that OpenAI, Anthropic, and Microsoft were able to buy off an entire teachers’ union for just $23 million.
We know students, like the rest of the world, are using AI. Teachers need to be equipped to deal w/all the issues AI creates. Our approach starts with maximizing safety & privacy and empowering educators to make educational decisions, so AI tools can benefit not harm www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...
AI has become the norm for students. Teachers are playing catch-up.
At a New York City training session, educators explored how artificial intelligence could support teaching while also discussing their concerns around the technology.
www.nbcnews.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Absolutely stunning that OpenAI, Anthropic, and Microsoft were able to buy off an entire teachers’ union for just $23 million.
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the gas station check out clerk just bodied me. she asked if i wanted the golden tobacco vapes because they have a deal on six packs and i said “no, those taste like urine.” and she said, ״well, i don’t know what urine tastes like.”
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
the gas station check out clerk just bodied me. she asked if i wanted the golden tobacco vapes because they have a deal on six packs and i said “no, those taste like urine.” and she said, ״well, i don’t know what urine tastes like.”
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Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember kids, if you're working today, no you're not. It's Christmas Eve Eve. Put 8 hours of fake meetings on your outlook calendar. You're meeting with Santa. Take a dozen smoke breaks and feed a reindeer. Dasher and Dancer love Newports. This work week is over if you believe it is.
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It's funny that everyone who has *ever* programmed, knows how important attention to detail is. Hours wasted because you made a typo, forgot to add a character, etc.
The tiniest thing you literally don't notice is wrong, and your program screams at you and dies.
This is a universal experience.
The tiniest thing you literally don't notice is wrong, and your program screams at you and dies.
This is a universal experience.
December 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
It's funny that everyone who has *ever* programmed, knows how important attention to detail is. Hours wasted because you made a typo, forgot to add a character, etc.
The tiniest thing you literally don't notice is wrong, and your program screams at you and dies.
This is a universal experience.
The tiniest thing you literally don't notice is wrong, and your program screams at you and dies.
This is a universal experience.
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Bari Weiss: Did you kill that piece like I asked?
Editor: Yeah boss, right up against the deadline and after a ton of outlets already had access so everyone will want to watch it after you made a big deal about it, just like you asked.
Bari Weiss: What?
Editor: Yeah boss, right up against the deadline and after a ton of outlets already had access so everyone will want to watch it after you made a big deal about it, just like you asked.
Bari Weiss: What?
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bari Weiss: Did you kill that piece like I asked?
Editor: Yeah boss, right up against the deadline and after a ton of outlets already had access so everyone will want to watch it after you made a big deal about it, just like you asked.
Bari Weiss: What?
Editor: Yeah boss, right up against the deadline and after a ton of outlets already had access so everyone will want to watch it after you made a big deal about it, just like you asked.
Bari Weiss: What?
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having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
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Nothing will inspire renewed confidence in American aviation like hastily making planes at the behest of the mad king
Trump: "We're also going to be talking about buybacks. They spend so much money on buybacks. They want to buy back their stock. I don't want them to buy back their stock. I want them to put the money in plant and equipment so they can build these planes fast, rapidly, like, immediately."
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nothing will inspire renewed confidence in American aviation like hastily making planes at the behest of the mad king
The Hour
NBC or ABC could make a fortune by hiring the 60 Minutes staff lock, stock, and barrel, then relaunching it under a slightly different name. 2 Minutes 2 60 or something.
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The Hour
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Introduced my wife to the Muppet Christmas Carol and found myself having to explain in a whisper in the theater that yes, Gonzo is sexually attracted to chickens.
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Introduced my wife to the Muppet Christmas Carol and found myself having to explain in a whisper in the theater that yes, Gonzo is sexually attracted to chickens.
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Is Bari Weiss holding a gun to her dog's head off camera?
BRENNAN: This isn't everything you asked for just yet, but would you acknowledge that they are complying with the spirit if not the intent of your law?
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
MASSIE: No. They're flouting the spirit and the letter of the law. It's very troubling the posture that they've taken.
December 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Is Bari Weiss holding a gun to her dog's head off camera?
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Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
December 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Why decline all these chances to defend feminism? Because to participate would be accepting the premise that our rights and humanity are up for debate in the first place.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
Once you’ve conceded that it’s reasonable to ask whether women’s equality was a mistake, you’ve already lost.
I should actually go see how damp the leaves are. Gotta migrate them from the back yard to the curbside yard.
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I should actually go see how damp the leaves are. Gotta migrate them from the back yard to the curbside yard.
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I recently remembered a phrase that’s already in the lexicon that we should apply to machine drawn or machine written art; mechanically separated. it’s mechanically separated language, mechanically separated art, reformed and extruded as feed for swine
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I recently remembered a phrase that’s already in the lexicon that we should apply to machine drawn or machine written art; mechanically separated. it’s mechanically separated language, mechanically separated art, reformed and extruded as feed for swine
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"legitimate concerns, Just asking questions"
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 AM
"legitimate concerns, Just asking questions"