Mark Dove
@duvzo.bsky.social
Never actually eaten tofu
Wülferhampton
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They're a tad full. Is it OK if he shares a cell with Matt Hancock and Dominic Cummings?
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
They're a tad full. Is it OK if he shares a cell with Matt Hancock and Dominic Cummings?
Any relation to Dominic Cummings the Durham Council tax cheat with famously poor eyesight?
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Any relation to Dominic Cummings the Durham Council tax cheat with famously poor eyesight?
My fav has to be piss stop on the A19.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My fav has to be piss stop on the A19.
I'll give you that it's not as silly as Bambleweeny.
Right, anyone for a nice cuppa Browian motion?
Right, anyone for a nice cuppa Browian motion?
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'll give you that it's not as silly as Bambleweeny.
Right, anyone for a nice cuppa Browian motion?
Right, anyone for a nice cuppa Browian motion?
No there's a milliard in between and yes, it's a silly name.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
No there's a milliard in between and yes, it's a silly name.
Of course now playing, "Stuck in the Mead Hall With You"
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Of course now playing, "Stuck in the Mead Hall With You"
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
[Cue KRAB's Super Sounds of the 70s]
[Cue KRAB's Super Sounds of the 70s]
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?
[Cue KRAB's Super Sounds of the 70s]
[Cue KRAB's Super Sounds of the 70s]
Indeed. But some blame has to attach to all levels of government *within the same country* offering corporate welfare in the first place. No sweetheart deals, no reason to up sticks every few years.
The corporate welfare bill is enormous but all govs punch down on the poor and disabled instead.
The corporate welfare bill is enormous but all govs punch down on the poor and disabled instead.
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Indeed. But some blame has to attach to all levels of government *within the same country* offering corporate welfare in the first place. No sweetheart deals, no reason to up sticks every few years.
The corporate welfare bill is enormous but all govs punch down on the poor and disabled instead.
The corporate welfare bill is enormous but all govs punch down on the poor and disabled instead.
Corporate welfare innit? Amazon have closed a perfectly good, few years old, monster warehouse and built & opened another brand new one 20 miles away (but in a different local authority). Could it possibly be that the rates holiday expired on the former and they've got another no-rates deal nearby?
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Corporate welfare innit? Amazon have closed a perfectly good, few years old, monster warehouse and built & opened another brand new one 20 miles away (but in a different local authority). Could it possibly be that the rates holiday expired on the former and they've got another no-rates deal nearby?
Hilarious that you think FIFA itself is less corrupt than Trump could ever dream of. FIFA has been the master of corruption for decades.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hilarious that you think FIFA itself is less corrupt than Trump could ever dream of. FIFA has been the master of corruption for decades.
Sage (derby) advice as a roule from the Bretwalda.
What drink could accompany some accidental cheese I wonder...
What drink could accompany some accidental cheese I wonder...
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sage (derby) advice as a roule from the Bretwalda.
What drink could accompany some accidental cheese I wonder...
What drink could accompany some accidental cheese I wonder...
Are you also proud to partake of the pecan pie?
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Are you also proud to partake of the pecan pie?
True but you've picked the worst media in the UK that doesn't even qualify as a newspaper any longer due to its lies.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
True but you've picked the worst media in the UK that doesn't even qualify as a newspaper any longer due to its lies.
Jealousy: FIFA is the only thing on the planet more corrupt than Trump.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Jealousy: FIFA is the only thing on the planet more corrupt than Trump.
Well aren't you the life and sole of the party.
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Well aren't you the life and sole of the party.
Is this misposted and should be on another thread where 1..22 are also "There has been, accidentally, wine."?
Because as far as I can tell we haven't got as far as crab recipes yet.
Because as far as I can tell we haven't got as far as crab recipes yet.
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Is this misposted and should be on another thread where 1..22 are also "There has been, accidentally, wine."?
Because as far as I can tell we haven't got as far as crab recipes yet.
Because as far as I can tell we haven't got as far as crab recipes yet.
When I'm 64 MicroDecibels
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
When I'm 64 MicroDecibels
Holy mother forking shirtballs!
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Holy mother forking shirtballs!
No single use plastic any longer?
WOKE SMARTIES!!!1!1
WOKE SMARTIES!!!1!1
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
No single use plastic any longer?
WOKE SMARTIES!!!1!1
WOKE SMARTIES!!!1!1
I'm obviously way behind the times but how long has a tube been a hexagonal prism?
Is there still a letter on the end cap?
Is there still a letter on the end cap?
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm obviously way behind the times but how long has a tube been a hexagonal prism?
Is there still a letter on the end cap?
Is there still a letter on the end cap?