Mark Dove
@duvzo.bsky.social
Never actually eaten tofu
Wülferhampton
Wülferhampton
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Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Quick cartoon. I was hoping to stay unplugged this week but I saw some news and had to take a break to draw this out. I think we all needed to see it realized.
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2025! The traditional end-of-year collage! Available as a 1000 piece jigsaw, limited edition art prints and tea towels!
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www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
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www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
2025! The traditional end-of-year collage! Available as a 1000 piece jigsaw, limited edition art prints and tea towels!
👇👇👇👇👇
www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
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www.coldwarsteve.com/2025/11/18/u...
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Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
Anyone else experiencing spam withdrawal symptoms? Going "cold spam"?
#wulferhampton
#wulferhampton
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Anyone else experiencing spam withdrawal symptoms? Going "cold spam"?
#wulferhampton
#wulferhampton
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Today's dumb thing: A thread.
Someone at work sent an email challenging my Movember team to a "Mo-down", so I responded with THIS pic (see below) and hit REPLY.
I actually hit REPLY ALL.
Someone at work sent an email challenging my Movember team to a "Mo-down", so I responded with THIS pic (see below) and hit REPLY.
I actually hit REPLY ALL.
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Today's dumb thing: A thread.
Someone at work sent an email challenging my Movember team to a "Mo-down", so I responded with THIS pic (see below) and hit REPLY.
I actually hit REPLY ALL.
Someone at work sent an email challenging my Movember team to a "Mo-down", so I responded with THIS pic (see below) and hit REPLY.
I actually hit REPLY ALL.
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
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Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
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Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
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Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
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Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
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Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreicahofq6s4xow7vowj7dx6odw6ejdwr4kwcmzta7qwi4hg2nvywji@jpeg)
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Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
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The first episode of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' was shown on BBC1 on this day in 1969.
October 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The first episode of 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' was shown on BBC1 on this day in 1969.
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🔵 This week's comic!
🇺🇸 A BUSY, BUSY DAY IN WASHINGTON, DC
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Brought to you by the heroism of the INNER HIVE, including longtime member Kyle B. and new member Amitha Knight.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE, Y'ALL
🇺🇸 A BUSY, BUSY DAY IN WASHINGTON, DC
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Brought to you by the heroism of the INNER HIVE, including longtime member Kyle B. and new member Amitha Knight.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE, Y'ALL
October 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
🔵 This week's comic!
🇺🇸 A BUSY, BUSY DAY IN WASHINGTON, DC
-
Brought to you by the heroism of the INNER HIVE, including longtime member Kyle B. and new member Amitha Knight.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE, Y'ALL
🇺🇸 A BUSY, BUSY DAY IN WASHINGTON, DC
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Brought to you by the heroism of the INNER HIVE, including longtime member Kyle B. and new member Amitha Knight.
( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE, Y'ALL
Something about this screams #wulferhampton to me. I blame @rodfeathers.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Something about this screams #wulferhampton to me. I blame @rodfeathers.bsky.social
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Coming to the end of my hols. I always like to leave a bit of art on the beach as a farewell gift. I'm like a sort of sand Banksy, if you will?
This was the finished work at 3pm, and what it looked like later at around 8pm. I think I prefer the second version.
This was the finished work at 3pm, and what it looked like later at around 8pm. I think I prefer the second version.
September 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Coming to the end of my hols. I always like to leave a bit of art on the beach as a farewell gift. I'm like a sort of sand Banksy, if you will?
This was the finished work at 3pm, and what it looked like later at around 8pm. I think I prefer the second version.
This was the finished work at 3pm, and what it looked like later at around 8pm. I think I prefer the second version.
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Zoom out a little more and it could be a #shitturdphotos @wulfhelm.bsky.social ?
Walked past this just now.
Someone has a great sense of humour and a great understanding of this 💩 🏴 😉
Someone has a great sense of humour and a great understanding of this 💩 🏴 😉
September 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Zoom out a little more and it could be a #shitturdphotos @wulfhelm.bsky.social ?
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"Cartoon Characters on Holiday" is this week's image challenge on b3ta.
August 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"Cartoon Characters on Holiday" is this week's image challenge on b3ta.
#wulferhampton obv
🩸📚💙 Sci-Fi Horror X 4 📚🪐
Killer Compost
books2read.com/u/47AA5E
Attack of the Mutant Space Maggots
books2read.com/u/3yyrrV
SQUIRRELS
books2read.com/b/mvwBol
Giant Shrews from Outer Space
books2read.com/b/3LMvdJ
#writingcommunity #books #horror #darkcomedy #humor #writesky #sci-fi #darkhumor
Killer Compost
books2read.com/u/47AA5E
Attack of the Mutant Space Maggots
books2read.com/u/3yyrrV
SQUIRRELS
books2read.com/b/mvwBol
Giant Shrews from Outer Space
books2read.com/b/3LMvdJ
#writingcommunity #books #horror #darkcomedy #humor #writesky #sci-fi #darkhumor
August 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
#wulferhampton obv
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UK's world-beating network of tax havens strikes again.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Revealed: Yorkshire Water boss was paid extra £1.3m via offshore parent firm
Company says extra payments relating to work for Kelda Holdings were covered by shareholders not billpayers
www.theguardian.com
August 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
UK's world-beating network of tax havens strikes again.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
July 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
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LOOK AT THEM GO!
July 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
LOOK AT THEM GO!
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If the police arrest me for this, it's a direct attack on the expression of opinion: ie on free speech. But the Terrorism Act is so madly oppressive and loosely framed that I have no idea which side of it I'm on. And I suspect it's the same for them.
July 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If the police arrest me for this, it's a direct attack on the expression of opinion: ie on free speech. But the Terrorism Act is so madly oppressive and loosely framed that I have no idea which side of it I'm on. And I suspect it's the same for them.