Shazzoir
@shazzoir.bsky.social
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Artist, illustrator, published author, I like cats, animals and insects. Not into competition or the grind mindset. OHS professional. Artists welcome. Bonus if you don't mind Dad Jokes. She/her NO POLITICS or AI!!!! I don't follow back automatically.
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Argh, that's gotta be frustrating as hell! Glad you have good days though; the exercise really helps according to the latest findings. Go well, Travis and Sigi! XO
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Some stabby artwork for #CrabTime

🦀
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Happy #Invertober day 14!

Bobbit or sand striker worm (Eunice aphroditois)

This one was a bit terrifying-looking, so I went in a more abstract direction 😂

#Invertober2025
Drawing in white ink against a dull blue background of the head and upper body of a worm with spiky protrusions on head and sides. It is drawn in an almost abstract style to emphasize shape and pattern rather than being strictly realistic.
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Ohhhhh...! I totally didn't get that, so thank you for the explanation! :) Now it makes perfect sense when viewing the video! Poor fish though!
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I love the Wavy Mucksucker (Orthonevra nitida)!
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Am reading Tammy Wynette's autobiography 'Stand By Your Man' and it's so engaging, I read until 1am last night. More than halfway through it now, and her simple style is both honest, homely and sometimes downright amusing.

Thanks to whomever put it on the free library rack at the shopping centre.
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605742 until the 80s when it became 267 5742.

50 years ago now, and back then, opposite my house 'was all fields' full of horses.
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People really into AI have to try really hard to convince other people that the products of AI look good and that it's also not obvious it's AI generated. Which those people fail at doing, because, they can't. It's always obvious. It always looks bad.
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These dolts will do anything to deny they fell for a liar.
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Hey you wanna support an indigenous artist, get a commission from me. I'll open dms if you reply or at me asking about it.

Also buy something from my ko-fi.
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Commissions prices here. Please RT if you can. Comms are always open, just ask. Please read for more details on Newgrounds> www.newgrounds.com/collab/view/...
#commissions #price_sheet #fanart #OC #art
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Don't support 'animal rescues' that cherry-pick what breeds they'll accept, taking only minis they can rehome for an exorbitant adoption fee just short of $2000. An annoyed commenter said it best. All the vetwork, vax, meds etc. are not going to cost HALF of this demanded 'adoption' fee. >:(
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Gnarly! But is a word missing here? I'm trying to figure out what 'eating a fish from another fish' means. 'Eating a fish taken from another fish? Sorry.
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This is not my cat.

Leo lives four doors down. And timeshares at my place.
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Two months ago or thereabouts, I planted a too-small, wizened spud. After I planted it and it was about 30cm tall, I piled up compost around it, re-burying it effectively. Today, I reaped the rewards. 80% of spuds sitting under the layer of mulch, not beneath the soil. I will do this always now.
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THAT IS THE PERFECT LOAF, DOC! WOW! <3
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Call out for scientists! 👇🚨

We are still looking for scientists who would like to work on a deep sea art project.

A view artists are still looking for a teammate to create gorgous art and to celebrate the deep sea.

🦑 🐟 🐡 🐙 🦀 #SundayFishSketch
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🎨🔬 CALLING ALL ARTISTS & DEEP-SEA SCIENTISTS!

💡 Open to ALL artists & scientists

🗓 Deadline: August 31

📍 Apply via the short form in our bio / link below!

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Are you inspired by the mysteries of the deep? We're launching a new initiative ArtSea Matchmaking that pairs artists and scientists for creative collaborations rooted in deep-sea science.
Together, you'll co-create compelling work that bridges disciplines and reaches wider audiences through exhibitions and outreach.
shazzoir.bsky.social
'Trucker bombs' here in Australia. Foul habit.
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Why are you having so many analgesics? A medical check might be in order, just sayin'... that stuff will wreck your kidneys and it has other side effects. Coffee fine, haha.
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A #poem;

"Some people borrow others' books -
They've no ethics, no religions.
I wish some really clever folk would
Cross my books with homing pigeons"
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Mister G for Tongue-out-Tuesday!

#cat
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This Curculego leaf drooped into rainwater in the bucket. Algae formed, and I've never seen anything like this before. It's like some delicate fabric, with retina-searing bright neon green globules streaking across it.
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Despite the terrible wording in the title, this is one of the funniest Reddit threads I have saved. Never fails to leave me crying in hilarity. The ads people screenshot below the post are half the reason for this.

#Cat #Troublepuffs #Shaved

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From the OneOrangeBraincell community on Reddit: MY POOR BUTCHERED SON
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I had unwittingly eaten hers, and she was stuck with mine. Unbelieveable.

What are the odds of this happening (soupernatural)? 😉

Thankfully, she enjoyed Russ's home-cooked chicken and vege soup made from our own home-grown veges so it wasn't a disaster. Recreated pic below with her full bowl.