David Miller
@dvmiller.bsky.social
Photographer in exile, arts et métiers
Was still the case in 2023. We pay so much more for generally mediocre food in the US.
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Was still the case in 2023. We pay so much more for generally mediocre food in the US.
You try to sell everything, but lotting these individually is silly. They might get $1 and it cost them $5 to list it. Company I work for (not on the actual selling side) would put these in a lot of “20 vinyl LPs” with 1 or 2 that have some value.
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You try to sell everything, but lotting these individually is silly. They might get $1 and it cost them $5 to list it. Company I work for (not on the actual selling side) would put these in a lot of “20 vinyl LPs” with 1 or 2 that have some value.
The best part about this is that Bill Watterson hasn’t lived in Chagrin Falls for over 20 years.
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The best part about this is that Bill Watterson hasn’t lived in Chagrin Falls for over 20 years.
Reposted by David Miller
It's criminal that this Homestar/Strongbad collaboration with @kalikazoo.bsky.social doing a Talking Heads parody doesn't have a bajillion views: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwCM...
Kali Kazoo x Homestar Runner x Strong Bad BURNINATE THE HOUSE
YouTube video by Kali Kazoo
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's criminal that this Homestar/Strongbad collaboration with @kalikazoo.bsky.social doing a Talking Heads parody doesn't have a bajillion views: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwCM...
Reposted by David Miller
I could hear my friends at ESA laughing all the way from Darmstadt to Munich, but this is the most concise takedown of the idea:
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.
There is a rush for AI companies to team up with space launch/satellite companies to build datacenters in space. TL;DR: It's not going to work.
taranis.ie
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I could hear my friends at ESA laughing all the way from Darmstadt to Munich, but this is the most concise takedown of the idea:
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
Obligatory Hogfather quote:
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Obligatory Hogfather quote:
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
They’re on the roof at the front of the house.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
They’re on the roof at the front of the house.
I sometimes ask “what is it we do here?” in the first post-holiday standup
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I sometimes ask “what is it we do here?” in the first post-holiday standup
At least once, Death says he “had a near-Rincewind experience”
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
At least once, Death says he “had a near-Rincewind experience”
Reposted by David Miller
There’s a gentleman employed at the French fry restaurant asserting that he is, as a matter of fact, Elvis Aaron Presley.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
There’s a gentleman employed at the French fry restaurant asserting that he is, as a matter of fact, Elvis Aaron Presley.
Probably family drama like Adidas/Puma or Aldi Nord/Sud
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Probably family drama like Adidas/Puma or Aldi Nord/Sud
Someone’s engaging in them so much they add up to 192.7%
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Someone’s engaging in them so much they add up to 192.7%
SOMEONE NEEDS TO PLUG THEM BACK IN
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
SOMEONE NEEDS TO PLUG THEM BACK IN
Will be very disappointed if there’s not a band called “The Nuzzi Situation” formed in the next 4-6 weeks.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Will be very disappointed if there’s not a band called “The Nuzzi Situation” formed in the next 4-6 weeks.
My oldest sister did this with onions and claimed that “the toxins being drawn out turn the onions black.”
Was not happy with me when I pointed out that onions also turn black when they’re rotting, which is what they were doing in her socks.
Was not happy with me when I pointed out that onions also turn black when they’re rotting, which is what they were doing in her socks.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My oldest sister did this with onions and claimed that “the toxins being drawn out turn the onions black.”
Was not happy with me when I pointed out that onions also turn black when they’re rotting, which is what they were doing in her socks.
Was not happy with me when I pointed out that onions also turn black when they’re rotting, which is what they were doing in her socks.
Here’s a closeup from one my employer sold this year. (Auction house, and we sell 2-3 Birkins a month) The stamp on the MaL bag is wrong and the stitching is too straight to be hand done.
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Here’s a closeup from one my employer sold this year. (Auction house, and we sell 2-3 Birkins a month) The stamp on the MaL bag is wrong and the stitching is too straight to be hand done.
Also, if they’re afraid of NYC now, they’d absolutely shit themselves in terror if they were transported back to pre-Giuliani New York.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Also, if they’re afraid of NYC now, they’d absolutely shit themselves in terror if they were transported back to pre-Giuliani New York.
Email famously needs to be hand-carried between recipients, so this isn’t surprising. The remaining people must be exhausted.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Email famously needs to be hand-carried between recipients, so this isn’t surprising. The remaining people must be exhausted.