Dwayne Tuck 🫐🇨🇦🇺🇦
@dwaynetuck.bsky.social
Newfoundlander, hybrid townie/bayman, idiot.
Most people would put something witty or profound here. Most people.
PSA: I tend to curse.
Most people would put something witty or profound here. Most people.
PSA: I tend to curse.
I think there's more snow on the ground now than at any time last winter. Do not like. 1 star.
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I think there's more snow on the ground now than at any time last winter. Do not like. 1 star.
It's a chilly day changing tires in the driveway.
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's a chilly day changing tires in the driveway.
I despise buzzwords such as prebiotic, probiotic, etc. I think I'll develop a line a nutritional supplements that you throw in the toilet with your feces. Postbiotics.
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I despise buzzwords such as prebiotic, probiotic, etc. I think I'll develop a line a nutritional supplements that you throw in the toilet with your feces. Postbiotics.
After traversing 2 intersections with flashing reds this evening, I'm fairly confident that 80% of drivers in YYT don't have a valid driver's license.
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
After traversing 2 intersections with flashing reds this evening, I'm fairly confident that 80% of drivers in YYT don't have a valid driver's license.
I love shoveling cement. My back also had a grand time.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I love shoveling cement. My back also had a grand time.
Yay! Snow day!
*checks notes*
I work from home. Fuck.
*checks notes*
I work from home. Fuck.
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Yay! Snow day!
*checks notes*
I work from home. Fuck.
*checks notes*
I work from home. Fuck.
It's that time of the year when I wish I could strangle the shit out of xmas light manufacturers.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's that time of the year when I wish I could strangle the shit out of xmas light manufacturers.
Someone decided it would be a good idea to have sessions where each person talks for 5 minutes or so to allow us to get to know one another better.
The introvert in me is torn between preparing a presentation on introverts or just fucking quitting.
The introvert in me is torn between preparing a presentation on introverts or just fucking quitting.
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Someone decided it would be a good idea to have sessions where each person talks for 5 minutes or so to allow us to get to know one another better.
The introvert in me is torn between preparing a presentation on introverts or just fucking quitting.
The introvert in me is torn between preparing a presentation on introverts or just fucking quitting.
How long could one hold a pillow over a snoring person's face without causing any noticeable brain damage? Asking for a friend.
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How long could one hold a pillow over a snoring person's face without causing any noticeable brain damage? Asking for a friend.
Heading to da bay with a half-empty van. Anyone need anything dropped off along the way? (drugs, contraband, and bodies are subject to a customary surcharge)
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Heading to da bay with a half-empty van. Anyone need anything dropped off along the way? (drugs, contraband, and bodies are subject to a customary surcharge)
I left Elmo's app for a reason. If I wanted to see shitty tweets by shitty people, I can find them, but I don't.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I left Elmo's app for a reason. If I wanted to see shitty tweets by shitty people, I can find them, but I don't.
I think I asked this somewhere before but can't recall.
Is the air pressure recorded at the EC YYT site actual or adjusted for sea-level? #nlwx
Is the air pressure recorded at the EC YYT site actual or adjusted for sea-level? #nlwx
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I think I asked this somewhere before but can't recall.
Is the air pressure recorded at the EC YYT site actual or adjusted for sea-level? #nlwx
Is the air pressure recorded at the EC YYT site actual or adjusted for sea-level? #nlwx
Had 3 packages delivered this week.
First by UPS, was 1 day late, with a puncture hole in the box. No damage to contents.
Second by FedEx, was 1 day late, both ends of box were torn open. No missing pieces.
Third by Purolator, 2 days late, one end of box torn open. Haven't inspected contents yet.
First by UPS, was 1 day late, with a puncture hole in the box. No damage to contents.
Second by FedEx, was 1 day late, both ends of box were torn open. No missing pieces.
Third by Purolator, 2 days late, one end of box torn open. Haven't inspected contents yet.
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Had 3 packages delivered this week.
First by UPS, was 1 day late, with a puncture hole in the box. No damage to contents.
Second by FedEx, was 1 day late, both ends of box were torn open. No missing pieces.
Third by Purolator, 2 days late, one end of box torn open. Haven't inspected contents yet.
First by UPS, was 1 day late, with a puncture hole in the box. No damage to contents.
Second by FedEx, was 1 day late, both ends of box were torn open. No missing pieces.
Third by Purolator, 2 days late, one end of box torn open. Haven't inspected contents yet.
Purolator's playing the old "on the truck, off the truck" game again.
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Purolator's playing the old "on the truck, off the truck" game again.
Oh, look, more rain and wind.
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Oh, look, more rain and wind.
I guess our moderate drought is over this month.
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I guess our moderate drought is over this month.
Time to see my therapist again. My wife says I was calling out to my sister in my sleep. She passed away 11 months ago.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Time to see my therapist again. My wife says I was calling out to my sister in my sleep. She passed away 11 months ago.
The front section of our fence blew down, which I was half expecting. I don't know why people still build fences using wooden posts in cement. The end of the post stays wet forever and basically rots after a few years then snaps off in a wind storm.
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The front section of our fence blew down, which I was half expecting. I don't know why people still build fences using wooden posts in cement. The end of the post stays wet forever and basically rots after a few years then snaps off in a wind storm.
I don't recall leaving my greenhouse there.
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don't recall leaving my greenhouse there.
Not a great day to have my office on the top floor of my house.
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Not a great day to have my office on the top floor of my house.
I received a negative performance review from my significant other. I shall be filing a grievance with local 1282 of the Husband's union.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I received a negative performance review from my significant other. I shall be filing a grievance with local 1282 of the Husband's union.
Indeed I have and it is awesome!
Vacations are cool. But have you ever stayed home in your pajamas and not spoken to anyone for a week?
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Indeed I have and it is awesome!
Guess who has to pick up more Halloween treats? Actual photo of me.
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October 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Guess who has to pick up more Halloween treats? Actual photo of me.
If you could all stop ignoring your meeting requests, that would be fucking awesome.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you could all stop ignoring your meeting requests, that would be fucking awesome.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.