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a madman in his most incandescent bloom 🩷💜💙
current product manager/former BI developer at a f500 fintech
part time green witch, part time tofu chef, full time drunk (semi-retired)
amateur electrical engineer
i like dogs more than i like you.
it's a damn shame she wasn't a seditious conspirator trying to overthrow the govt by crawling through a window to commit terrorism upon our elected congressional officials, then she'd be a martyr, but instead she's just one of those "mean and smart" liberals, the real threat because woke.
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
i was coming here to roast you for being a pizzagatekeeper and tell you no one gives a fuck about your opinion, but then you had to name literally my fucking favorite two topping combo AND kept the sauce simple, so now i'm inclined to hear you out
a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting at a table in front of a microphone holding a pencil .
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting at a table in front of a microphone holding a pencil .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:11 AM
fINE, fax me your ring size.
January 7, 2026 at 7:08 AM
THANKS now i'm starving at 2 AM
January 7, 2026 at 7:05 AM
i broke a crown on a peanut butter clif bar once, but cracking a tooth on tempeh is setting the bar pretty high, mattilda 😂
January 7, 2026 at 5:51 AM
no such thing as straight guys, only gay guys and DL guys
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
get it. no thinks, only feels
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
then I'm really not sure what you're saying. have you ever lived in the area of Indiana where the show is based? what exactly are you saying? that Michael Schur and Nick Offerman did a bad job of making Ron the stereotypical libertarian, or the citizens the stereotypical Midwest rednecks from here?
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
that really doesn't much change or actually doesn't change at all the fact that the portrayal of the characters in the show is an accurate depiction and representation of the kind of people i interact with everyday... have you actually ever seen parks & rec?
a man in a white t-shirt is standing in a room with pictures on the wall and a sign that says " found "
ALT: a man in a white t-shirt is standing in a room with pictures on the wall and a sign that says " found "
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January 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
this is from parks & rec, absolutely phenomenal show. i live in southern indiana and yes we're really like the show. seriously
January 4, 2026 at 9:50 AM
incredible spread, fax me a bowl!
January 4, 2026 at 9:11 AM
hahaha right? i change my screen names way too often. seasonably at minimum, or anytime a meme really captures me 😂
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 AM
those prawns are doing crazy work, how much do those things weigh each?
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
we did in fact end up finding a local spot called The Chef that was totally fine, but i still laugh about those kids.
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM