it's a damn shame she wasn't a seditious conspirator trying to overthrow the govt by crawling through a window to commit terrorism upon our elected congressional officials, then she'd be a martyr, but instead she's just one of those "mean and smart" liberals, the real threat because woke.

i was coming here to roast you for being a pizzagatekeeper and tell you no one gives a fuck about your opinion, but then you had to name literally my fucking favorite two topping combo AND kept the sauce simple, so now i'm inclined to hear you out

fINE, fax me your ring size.

THANKS now i'm starving at 2 AM

i broke a crown on a peanut butter clif bar once, but cracking a tooth on tempeh is setting the bar pretty high, mattilda 😂

no such thing as straight guys, only gay guys and DL guys

get it. no thinks, only feels

then I'm really not sure what you're saying. have you ever lived in the area of Indiana where the show is based? what exactly are you saying? that Michael Schur and Nick Offerman did a bad job of making Ron the stereotypical libertarian, or the citizens the stereotypical Midwest rednecks from here?

that really doesn't much change or actually doesn't change at all the fact that the portrayal of the characters in the show is an accurate depiction and representation of the kind of people i interact with everyday... have you actually ever seen parks & rec?

this is from parks & rec, absolutely phenomenal show. i live in southern indiana and yes we're really like the show. seriously

incredible spread, fax me a bowl!

hahaha right? i change my screen names way too often. seasonably at minimum, or anytime a meme really captures me 😂

those prawns are doing crazy work, how much do those things weigh each?

we did in fact end up finding a local spot called The Chef that was totally fine, but i still laugh about those kids.