[mf dwowd]
@dwowd.bsky.social
a madman in his most incandescent bloom 🩷💜💙
current product manager/former BI developer at a f500 fintech
part time green witch, part time tofu chef, full time drunk (semi-retired)
amateur electrical engineer
i like dogs more than i like you.
current product manager/former BI developer at a f500 fintech
part time green witch, part time tofu chef, full time drunk (semi-retired)
amateur electrical engineer
i like dogs more than i like you.
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[mf dwowd]
@dwowd.bsky.social
· Aug 22
jesus just saves, only Satan invests.
catch me at a karaoke dive changing voices to do every part of "gold" from memory FLY AS A JET, BOI BETTER TREAT ME WITH RESPECT
January 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
catch me at a karaoke dive changing voices to do every part of "gold" from memory FLY AS A JET, BOI BETTER TREAT ME WITH RESPECT
scott bessent is a weak, spineless little bitch. in one week went from "investigating the fed chair will make a mess" to "IF i said that, i was wrong." unbelievable, these people are all traitors for a tiny bit of political capital. string him up next to rubio, start with the soulless sellouts.
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 PM
scott bessent is a weak, spineless little bitch. in one week went from "investigating the fed chair will make a mess" to "IF i said that, i was wrong." unbelievable, these people are all traitors for a tiny bit of political capital. string him up next to rubio, start with the soulless sellouts.
ain't no damn way bryan harbison thought those girls were 18, have you seen their pics?! fucking predator, and now a family is mourning the loss of a child they thought was safe in bed. typical for elizabethtown, don't know what else i expected. hug your children, and remember they're only children
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 AM
ain't no damn way bryan harbison thought those girls were 18, have you seen their pics?! fucking predator, and now a family is mourning the loss of a child they thought was safe in bed. typical for elizabethtown, don't know what else i expected. hug your children, and remember they're only children
i like warm salads and cool soups. with some real crusty bread. we need more warmed green salads and cooled down soups
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 AM
i like warm salads and cool soups. with some real crusty bread. we need more warmed green salads and cooled down soups
only thing more depressing than reading the dilla tapes while listening to a metal fingers special herbs album would be staring at a picture of nujabes while you do it
January 7, 2026 at 7:02 AM
only thing more depressing than reading the dilla tapes while listening to a metal fingers special herbs album would be staring at a picture of nujabes while you do it
lfg to summon an ancient terror to wreak havoc upon the earth, preferably party of five
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 AM
lfg to summon an ancient terror to wreak havoc upon the earth, preferably party of five
"when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty"
LOCKED AND LOADED
the revolution will NOT be televised (in america anyway since we're blacking out news broadcasts to our citizens now and have to bootleg them from fucking canada), but we WILL meme it on tiktok.
LOCKED AND LOADED
the revolution will NOT be televised (in america anyway since we're blacking out news broadcasts to our citizens now and have to bootleg them from fucking canada), but we WILL meme it on tiktok.
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
"when tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty"
LOCKED AND LOADED
the revolution will NOT be televised (in america anyway since we're blacking out news broadcasts to our citizens now and have to bootleg them from fucking canada), but we WILL meme it on tiktok.
LOCKED AND LOADED
the revolution will NOT be televised (in america anyway since we're blacking out news broadcasts to our citizens now and have to bootleg them from fucking canada), but we WILL meme it on tiktok.
presidente petro, ven a sacar nos basura POR FAVOR
¡ni un paso atrás, liberación o muerte!
¡ni un paso atrás, liberación o muerte!
If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
presidente petro, ven a sacar nos basura POR FAVOR
¡ni un paso atrás, liberación o muerte!
¡ni un paso atrás, liberación o muerte!
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
and now I'm also remembering the stop in Goodland where I asked a server if the slaw was mayo slaw or vinegar slaw. she looked at me like i had two heads and said, "let me ask the kitchen." came back a few minutes later and said, "it's cole slaw." started questioning my entire life in that moment.
planning a guy's trip to CO in may, reminiscing about the last trip. specifically the day we stopped in Manhattan, KS, and asked some local kids where to get some good lunch, and one said, "oh, qdoba is good!" and another one said "but if you want something nice, we have the best applebee's around"
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 AM
and now I'm also remembering the stop in Goodland where I asked a server if the slaw was mayo slaw or vinegar slaw. she looked at me like i had two heads and said, "let me ask the kitchen." came back a few minutes later and said, "it's cole slaw." started questioning my entire life in that moment.
planning a guy's trip to CO in may, reminiscing about the last trip. specifically the day we stopped in Manhattan, KS, and asked some local kids where to get some good lunch, and one said, "oh, qdoba is good!" and another one said "but if you want something nice, we have the best applebee's around"
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
planning a guy's trip to CO in may, reminiscing about the last trip. specifically the day we stopped in Manhattan, KS, and asked some local kids where to get some good lunch, and one said, "oh, qdoba is good!" and another one said "but if you want something nice, we have the best applebee's around"
i need one shrimp taco STAT.
hold the shrimp, add extra taco
hold the shrimp, add extra taco
January 3, 2026 at 10:44 AM
i need one shrimp taco STAT.
hold the shrimp, add extra taco
hold the shrimp, add extra taco
calling cigarettes the "plant-based alternative to vapes" just to piss off millennials
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
calling cigarettes the "plant-based alternative to vapes" just to piss off millennials
me in an argument:
no no no, you're misunderstanding me. i definitely don't think i'm always right. i ABSOLUTELY think everyone else is usually wrong.
them:
CORPORATE NEEDS YOU TO FIND THE DIFFERENCES IN THESE TWO PICTURES
no no no, you're misunderstanding me. i definitely don't think i'm always right. i ABSOLUTELY think everyone else is usually wrong.
them:
CORPORATE NEEDS YOU TO FIND THE DIFFERENCES IN THESE TWO PICTURES
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
me in an argument:
no no no, you're misunderstanding me. i definitely don't think i'm always right. i ABSOLUTELY think everyone else is usually wrong.
them:
CORPORATE NEEDS YOU TO FIND THE DIFFERENCES IN THESE TWO PICTURES
no no no, you're misunderstanding me. i definitely don't think i'm always right. i ABSOLUTELY think everyone else is usually wrong.
them:
CORPORATE NEEDS YOU TO FIND THE DIFFERENCES IN THESE TWO PICTURES
a happy solstice and a merry sol invictus to you all ♥️ blessed be 🤘🌲
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
a happy solstice and a merry sol invictus to you all ♥️ blessed be 🤘🌲
something in the slum went RUM PUM-PUM-PUM PUM
the rza played his drum like RUM PUM-PUM-PUM PUM
the rza played his drum like RUM PUM-PUM-PUM PUM
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
something in the slum went RUM PUM-PUM-PUM PUM
the rza played his drum like RUM PUM-PUM-PUM PUM
the rza played his drum like RUM PUM-PUM-PUM PUM
just fried two eggs in a cast iron skillet with no oil, i'm fucking unstoppable
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
just fried two eggs in a cast iron skillet with no oil, i'm fucking unstoppable
some of y'all grew up without learning the fable of rock soup, AND IT SHOWS
December 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
some of y'all grew up without learning the fable of rock soup, AND IT SHOWS
return the means of production to the people IMMEDIATELY or suffer the consequences
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
return the means of production to the people IMMEDIATELY or suffer the consequences
Reposted by [mf dwowd]
Reposted by [mf dwowd]
Arthur Rubinstein is the epitome of artistry. Chopin never sounded so bittersweet, Schubert never sounded so endearing. romanticism found its god in a little boy from Poland, and there will never be another. not just of the romantics; there will NEVER be another arthur rubinstein in any field.
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Arthur Rubinstein is the epitome of artistry. Chopin never sounded so bittersweet, Schubert never sounded so endearing. romanticism found its god in a little boy from Poland, and there will never be another. not just of the romantics; there will NEVER be another arthur rubinstein in any field.
if i could manage my life half as well as i do a product, my life would be fucking AWESOME, but life is a bug, not a feature.
December 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
if i could manage my life half as well as i do a product, my life would be fucking AWESOME, but life is a bug, not a feature.
the compression socks stay ON
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the compression socks stay ON
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“According to a 2019 USDA report, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by $1.50 in a weak economy.”
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
October 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“According to a 2019 USDA report, every dollar in new SNAP benefits increases GDP by $1.50 in a weak economy.”
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy
“SNAP benefits are one of the fastest, most effective forms of economic stimulus because they get money into the economy quickly during a recession.”
~Center for Budget and Policy