Derek
@dwsims.bsky.social
Middle School English Teacher • Pokémon Aficionado • Stopping for Starbucks • Some crazy combination of Sasha Velour & Kandy Muse
Said it before, will say it again: 2010 Kesha is the reason I’m still a mess in 2025
March 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Said it before, will say it again: 2010 Kesha is the reason I’m still a mess in 2025
Me at trivia night when all the categories are either sports or history
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Me at trivia night when all the categories are either sports or history
Someone take me to the gay bar I need Kylie Minogue SHINING LIKE A SUPANOVA BRIGHTEST OF THE STAAAAAARZ
February 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Someone take me to the gay bar I need Kylie Minogue SHINING LIKE A SUPANOVA BRIGHTEST OF THE STAAAAAARZ
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I am so happy that the orange man had to sit through that absolute work of art
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I am so happy that the orange man had to sit through that absolute work of art
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What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.
February 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What people don’t realize is that you don’t HAVE to watch that thing, you can just read.
Somebody help me figure out why FB is the #18 free app on the App Store but Duolingo is 36?? Can we swap that please??
January 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Somebody help me figure out why FB is the #18 free app on the App Store but Duolingo is 36?? Can we swap that please??
The MENACE I would have been if “yes, and?” had been out while I was in college
January 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The MENACE I would have been if “yes, and?” had been out while I was in college
Good morning. Every time I see Gretchen Whitmer pop up in my social feeds/news, I whoop and holler like my team just won a national championship. Not even from Michigan. That’s all 🤗
January 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Good morning. Every time I see Gretchen Whitmer pop up in my social feeds/news, I whoop and holler like my team just won a national championship. Not even from Michigan. That’s all 🤗
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Poem by Joseph Fasano
November 29, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Poem by Joseph Fasano
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Notre Dame Cathedral unveils its new interior 5 years after devastating fire abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
November 29, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Notre Dame Cathedral unveils its new interior 5 years after devastating fire abcnews.go.com/Internationa...
Reading Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None in Ms. Leeman’s 7th grade literature class created a love for all things puzzling
Tell me a book you read as a youth that shaped who you are today. For example, when I was 12 I read Lucy Maud Montgomery’s The Blue Castle and it helped shape how my brain works today.
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Reading Agatha Christie’s And Then There Were None in Ms. Leeman’s 7th grade literature class created a love for all things puzzling
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This place has big coffee shop inside a bookstore vibes and I’m here for it
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 PM
This place has big coffee shop inside a bookstore vibes and I’m here for it
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM
open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
November 17, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
Some of my favorite Pokemon - if you see fav, we’re friends now, sorry ‘bout it
November 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Some of my favorite Pokemon - if you see fav, we’re friends now, sorry ‘bout it
To post about my teaching lessons or actually make them - what a question
November 17, 2024 at 3:40 PM
To post about my teaching lessons or actually make them - what a question
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Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️
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Release the Gaetz report.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 15, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Release the Gaetz report.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.