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@dyanhiel.bsky.social
Devon based Cis Gay Neurodivergent Poet and Writer 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇬🇧. Without work currently. Love dogs, plants, gaming, horror. 'Veganish'. Not yet taken 🧍♂️..
Follow my writings: https://ko-fi.com/dyanhiel for poetry and prose
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Follow my writings: https://ko-fi.com/dyanhiel for poetry and prose
Austisticme.blogspot.com for overthinking
Day 13
Now meet a lady whose foot was titanic
Who'd thus bought a stocking just as gigantic
Then Santa Clause came and he filled it with toys
And now when she walks there's a chorus of noise
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Now meet a lady whose foot was titanic
Who'd thus bought a stocking just as gigantic
Then Santa Clause came and he filled it with toys
And now when she walks there's a chorus of noise
#Poem ##Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Day 13
Now meet a lady whose foot was titanic
Who'd thus bought a stocking just as gigantic
Then Santa Clause came and he filled it with toys
And now when she walks there's a chorus of noise
#Poem ##Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
Now meet a lady whose foot was titanic
Who'd thus bought a stocking just as gigantic
Then Santa Clause came and he filled it with toys
And now when she walks there's a chorus of noise
#Poem ##Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
A reminder to the Christofascists.. you'd have been the ones hammering the nails. Jesus would have been middle-eastern. He'd look like the people on the boats.
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
A reminder to the Christofascists.. you'd have been the ones hammering the nails. Jesus would have been middle-eastern. He'd look like the people on the boats.
I love this
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I love this
Day 12. Half way. Yay.
Outside, the cold, the winter's night
Inside, the spirits, festive delight
The joyful flames, the ember glow
All danced as the gnome played cello
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Outside, the cold, the winter's night
Inside, the spirits, festive delight
The joyful flames, the ember glow
All danced as the gnome played cello
#Poem #Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Day 12. Half way. Yay.
Outside, the cold, the winter's night
Inside, the spirits, festive delight
The joyful flames, the ember glow
All danced as the gnome played cello
#Poem #Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
Outside, the cold, the winter's night
Inside, the spirits, festive delight
The joyful flames, the ember glow
All danced as the gnome played cello
#Poem #Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
Bit of a rush job for today as been busy!
Day 11
On Christmas day I hope to be
Snuggled with you and cosily
Engulfed in love and then will we
Present our presents presently
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Day 11
On Christmas day I hope to be
Snuggled with you and cosily
Engulfed in love and then will we
Present our presents presently
#Poem ##Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bit of a rush job for today as been busy!
Day 11
On Christmas day I hope to be
Snuggled with you and cosily
Engulfed in love and then will we
Present our presents presently
#Poem ##Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
Day 11
On Christmas day I hope to be
Snuggled with you and cosily
Engulfed in love and then will we
Present our presents presently
#Poem ##Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
Oo I can do this one!
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December 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Oo I can do this one!
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The advantage of dating me is that you never have to worry about my ex. #GaySky #Gay #Neurodivergent #Autistic #Artex
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The advantage of dating me is that you never have to worry about my ex. #GaySky #Gay #Neurodivergent #Autistic #Artex
A small walk this afternoon. The cute cows followed a bit. Felt sad for them and their fate.
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
A small walk this afternoon. The cute cows followed a bit. Felt sad for them and their fate.
Day 10
A hoppin' and a knockin' came a kangaroo one day
I opened up my door and she just kicked me out the way
I said 'oi, you can't just do that mate, what is this mania?'
See snapped 'my tits are freezing mate, this ain't Australia'.
Ugh. That was hard.
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
A hoppin' and a knockin' came a kangaroo one day
I opened up my door and she just kicked me out the way
I said 'oi, you can't just do that mate, what is this mania?'
See snapped 'my tits are freezing mate, this ain't Australia'.
Ugh. That was hard.
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Day 10
A hoppin' and a knockin' came a kangaroo one day
I opened up my door and she just kicked me out the way
I said 'oi, you can't just do that mate, what is this mania?'
See snapped 'my tits are freezing mate, this ain't Australia'.
Ugh. That was hard.
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
A hoppin' and a knockin' came a kangaroo one day
I opened up my door and she just kicked me out the way
I said 'oi, you can't just do that mate, what is this mania?'
See snapped 'my tits are freezing mate, this ain't Australia'.
Ugh. That was hard.
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
Despite appearance, they taste amazing, like a cookie/brownie hybrid. I'm going to call them snowman poops.
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Despite appearance, they taste amazing, like a cookie/brownie hybrid. I'm going to call them snowman poops.
Day 9
The children were a-skiing along the snowy track
With winter's night a-closing the time was to head back
But out from trees a-coming was something fierce and tall
A yeti came a-hungry and ate them bones and all
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The children were a-skiing along the snowy track
With winter's night a-closing the time was to head back
But out from trees a-coming was something fierce and tall
A yeti came a-hungry and ate them bones and all
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Day 9
The children were a-skiing along the snowy track
With winter's night a-closing the time was to head back
But out from trees a-coming was something fierce and tall
A yeti came a-hungry and ate them bones and all
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
The children were a-skiing along the snowy track
With winter's night a-closing the time was to head back
But out from trees a-coming was something fierce and tall
A yeti came a-hungry and ate them bones and all
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
This year's vegan Christmas tree chocolate idea is these Sainsbury's free from salted caramel truffles, wrapped in a festive foil with thread stuck on back.
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This year's vegan Christmas tree chocolate idea is these Sainsbury's free from salted caramel truffles, wrapped in a festive foil with thread stuck on back.
Day 8
The angels came with news to share
And sought the shepherds that were there
The shepherds fled with fearful cries
Rolled eyes the angels, 'ugh these guys'
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The angels came with news to share
And sought the shepherds that were there
The shepherds fled with fearful cries
Rolled eyes the angels, 'ugh these guys'
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Day 8
The angels came with news to share
And sought the shepherds that were there
The shepherds fled with fearful cries
Rolled eyes the angels, 'ugh these guys'
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
The angels came with news to share
And sought the shepherds that were there
The shepherds fled with fearful cries
Rolled eyes the angels, 'ugh these guys'
#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
Chonk. Blue-eyed cichlid. Cryptoheros Cutteri.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Chonk. Blue-eyed cichlid. Cryptoheros Cutteri.
I love this little chonky boi. Here he is facing off against his main rival, albeit a different type of fish.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I love this little chonky boi. Here he is facing off against his main rival, albeit a different type of fish.
Day 7
Sat there the star atop the Christmas tree
For all who came into the house to see
But in truth she ached for different place
The unknown reaches up in outer space
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Sat there the star atop the Christmas tree
For all who came into the house to see
But in truth she ached for different place
The unknown reaches up in outer space
#poem ##poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Day 7
Sat there the star atop the Christmas tree
For all who came into the house to see
But in truth she ached for different place
The unknown reaches up in outer space
#poem ##poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
Sat there the star atop the Christmas tree
For all who came into the house to see
But in truth she ached for different place
The unknown reaches up in outer space
#poem ##poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
"I did something bad, I dared to have hope' Mandy Carter.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"I did something bad, I dared to have hope' Mandy Carter.
Day 6
They all slept safely within the house
For without stood guard the soldier mouse
He kept his watch from the Christmas wreath
And all who meant harm, would come to grief
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They all slept safely within the house
For without stood guard the soldier mouse
He kept his watch from the Christmas wreath
And all who meant harm, would come to grief
#poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Day 6
They all slept safely within the house
For without stood guard the soldier mouse
He kept his watch from the Christmas wreath
And all who meant harm, would come to grief
#poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
They all slept safely within the house
For without stood guard the soldier mouse
He kept his watch from the Christmas wreath
And all who meant harm, would come to grief
#poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
Anyhow, mine:
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Anyhow, mine:
Day 5
The reindeer were astartled when they heard old Santa scream
He didn't mean to jolt them but he'd had a scary dream
Twas not a dream where he was being chased by something dread
He'd dreamt a dream where he'd been turned into gingerbread
#poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
The reindeer were astartled when they heard old Santa scream
He didn't mean to jolt them but he'd had a scary dream
Twas not a dream where he was being chased by something dread
He'd dreamt a dream where he'd been turned into gingerbread
#poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Day 5
The reindeer were astartled when they heard old Santa scream
He didn't mean to jolt them but he'd had a scary dream
Twas not a dream where he was being chased by something dread
He'd dreamt a dream where he'd been turned into gingerbread
#poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
The reindeer were astartled when they heard old Santa scream
He didn't mean to jolt them but he'd had a scary dream
Twas not a dream where he was being chased by something dread
He'd dreamt a dream where he'd been turned into gingerbread
#poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
D-E-P-R-E
S-S-I-O-N
S-S-I-O-N
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
D-E-P-R-E
S-S-I-O-N
S-S-I-O-N
Day 4
She wears a blue dress and sports red hair
Her arms open wide to beckon 'come here'
We thought her purpose was innocent play
But in truth she's here to lead us astray.
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She wears a blue dress and sports red hair
Her arms open wide to beckon 'come here'
We thought her purpose was innocent play
But in truth she's here to lead us astray.
#poem ##poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Day 4
She wears a blue dress and sports red hair
Her arms open wide to beckon 'come here'
We thought her purpose was innocent play
But in truth she's here to lead us astray.
#poem ##poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
She wears a blue dress and sports red hair
Her arms open wide to beckon 'come here'
We thought her purpose was innocent play
But in truth she's here to lead us astray.
#poem ##poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel