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James❄️Bells⛄️Rings🎅Are You Listening? 🎄 🎁
@dyanhiel.bsky.social
Devon based Cis Gay Neurodivergent Poet and Writer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧. Without work currently. Love dogs, plants, gaming, horror. 'Veganish'. Not yet taken 🧍‍♂️..

Follow my writings: https://ko-fi.com/dyanhiel for poetry and prose

Austisticme.blogspot.com for overthinking
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Day 13

Now meet a lady whose foot was titanic
Who'd thus bought a stocking just as gigantic
Then Santa Clause came and he filled it with toys
And now when she walks there's a chorus of noise

#Poem ##Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I've never played a Divinity game, but that new trailer is oooooh

youtu.be/VxzyVeAG00w?...
Divinity - Cinematic Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Larian Studios
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A reminder to the Christofascists.. you'd have been the ones hammering the nails. Jesus would have been middle-eastern. He'd look like the people on the boats.
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Does anyone want to do a greeting card business? I mean, low margin, high volume, and do people still send cards much... but I've got an idea
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I never knew this! Wow.
As we wait for the @fallout.bethesdastudios.com
season 2 premiere December 17th, I share another song I sang as Magnolia in Fallout 4: “I’m the One You’re Looking For.” John Jarvis and Kerry Marx were my brilliant songwriting partners, and this track is deceptively simple…
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My ideal man would be a car nut, would be a practical type of guy, would like building things perhaps. Would exist.
December 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Also got a mouthful which I thought best spit out after having to give it a suck to get it going. At least it worked though, so they should be happy for another week.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Got all my chores done today so my weekend is free for leisure.
December 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Day 12. Half way. Yay.

Outside, the cold, the winter's night
Inside, the spirits, festive delight
The joyful flames, the ember glow
All danced as the gnome played cello

#Poem #Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Words?? Ha I just have to turn up and it's ruined
Give me four words that will absolutely destroy a first date.

#LadsLadsLads #LGBTQ #Gayboys
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Bit of a rush job for today as been busy!

Day 11

On Christmas day I hope to be
Snuggled with you and cosily
Engulfed in love and then will we
Present our presents presently

#Poem ##Poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dunno, but what a disaster.
December 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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GB News has had to pay substantial damages to Islamic Relief. Hopefully this news gets thoroughly spread:

www.islamic-relief.org.uk/gb-news-apol...
GB News apologises to Islamic Relief over unfounded allegations
The broadcaster GB News has apologised and paid substantial damages to Islamic Relief after airing unfounded allegations by an interviewee on its Camilla Tominey Show programme.
www.islamic-relief.org.uk
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Oo I can do this one!

STOP! This is a YouTube search checkpoint. Post your YouTube search history RIGHT NOW!
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
The advantage of dating me is that you never have to worry about my ex. #GaySky #Gay #Neurodivergent #Autistic #Artex
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A small walk this afternoon. The cute cows followed a bit. Felt sad for them and their fate.
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Day 10

A hoppin' and a knockin' came a kangaroo one day
I opened up my door and she just kicked me out the way
I said 'oi, you can't just do that mate, what is this mania?'
See snapped 'my tits are freezing mate, this ain't Australia'.

Ugh. That was hard.

#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Lol. The other day I accepted a flaw in The Outer Worlds 2 that states I have to now accept every single other flaw that crops up.
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Despite appearance, they taste amazing, like a cookie/brownie hybrid. I'm going to call them snowman poops.
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Lol at today's attempt at baking.
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This year's vegan Christmas tree chocolate idea is these Sainsbury's free from salted caramel truffles, wrapped in a festive foil with thread stuck on back.
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There's only one person I WANT to win thus Dragula finale. Abhora. If not here then, I guess Jaharia. Certainly not JK and most certainly not Evah.

Now to watch and find out.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Whose ready for twitter.new
A fledgling social media platform has asked the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to cancel trademarks for Twitter so it can take them for itself, contending that billionaire Elon Musk’s X Corp has abandoned them.
US startup seeks to reclaim Twitter trademarks 'abandoned' by Musk’s X
A fledgling social media platform has asked the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office to cancel trademarks for Twitter so it can take them for itself, contending that billionaire Elon Musk’s X Corp has abandoned them.
reut.rs
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Day 8

The angels came with news to share
And sought the shepherds that were there
The shepherds fled with fearful cries
Rolled eyes the angels, 'ugh these guys'

#Poem #poetry #Advent #poetrysky Ko-fi.com/dyanhiel
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM