Dalek Earnhardt Jr
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Dalek Earnhardt Jr
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Someone you may know and like. Probably not though.
In middle school I got my mom to buy a brand-name shirt instead of the usual resale and outlet store poor kid stuff and within 5 minutes of being at school an older kid said: "Oh look who thinks he belongs."
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Somehow, they made a worse one.
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
To wit
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
From my cold dead hands
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
December 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
2026 gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Here are the two worst ones I screenshot
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Okay but
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Pretty good pull from the office Holiday vendor expo
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
He has a lovely singing voice
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Zelda Goatse Gate or the Metriod Pussy Puerta

Which way western man?
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Dude ur getting a Dell
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
December 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I suppose all games are ultimately played against our own limitations
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
RFK reading sex poetry to Olivia Nuzzi
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
He has Walt Goggins on retainer
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Literally you
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM