Dalek Earnhardt Jr
@dylanpayneplus.bsky.social
Someone you may know and like. Probably not though.
In middle school I got my mom to buy a brand-name shirt instead of the usual resale and outlet store poor kid stuff and within 5 minutes of being at school an older kid said: "Oh look who thinks he belongs."
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In middle school I got my mom to buy a brand-name shirt instead of the usual resale and outlet store poor kid stuff and within 5 minutes of being at school an older kid said: "Oh look who thinks he belongs."
What happened to stuff like Spider-Man failing English because a bank robber dressed like an animal won't stop kicking his ass?
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
What happened to stuff like Spider-Man failing English because a bank robber dressed like an animal won't stop kicking his ass?
Somehow, they made a worse one.
December 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Somehow, they made a worse one.
With 60 Minutes, much like USAID, they are forcing me to defend an abysmal institution for neutering the few good things they accomplish when they're not just doing CIA agitprop.
Come on Barri, just bury the story in between segments of Leslie Stahl making googly eyes at a Rathyon drone.
Come on Barri, just bury the story in between segments of Leslie Stahl making googly eyes at a Rathyon drone.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
With 60 Minutes, much like USAID, they are forcing me to defend an abysmal institution for neutering the few good things they accomplish when they're not just doing CIA agitprop.
Come on Barri, just bury the story in between segments of Leslie Stahl making googly eyes at a Rathyon drone.
Come on Barri, just bury the story in between segments of Leslie Stahl making googly eyes at a Rathyon drone.
From my cold dead hands
December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
From my cold dead hands
2026 gonna be my year
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
2026 gonna be my year
Pretty good pull from the office Holiday vendor expo
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Pretty good pull from the office Holiday vendor expo
The great thing about drinking out of a glass is that since I've done it tens of thousands of times there is no way to mess it up goddamnit does someone have a napkin?
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The great thing about drinking out of a glass is that since I've done it tens of thousands of times there is no way to mess it up goddamnit does someone have a napkin?
OBAA is better but this one is still one of the decade's best and will be more popular who want to hear what's right with their politics rather than an assessment of what's gone wrong.
If you really dug ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, I urge you to check out HOW TO BLOW UP A PIPELINE.
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
OBAA is better but this one is still one of the decade's best and will be more popular who want to hear what's right with their politics rather than an assessment of what's gone wrong.
Zelda Goatse Gate or the Metriod Pussy Puerta
Which way western man?
Which way western man?
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Zelda Goatse Gate or the Metriod Pussy Puerta
Which way western man?
Which way western man?
Starting to see AI photos while apartment hunting and I think it's amazing that landlords are letting people know up front they are cheap bastards who will cut every corner they can.
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Starting to see AI photos while apartment hunting and I think it's amazing that landlords are letting people know up front they are cheap bastards who will cut every corner they can.
Dude ur getting a Dell
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dude ur getting a Dell
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
I suppose all games are ultimately played against our own limitations
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I suppose all games are ultimately played against our own limitations
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RFK reading sex poetry to Olivia Nuzzi
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
RFK reading sex poetry to Olivia Nuzzi
Deliriously wealthy scavenger hunters when they see a downtrodden and forgotten Godfrey
a man with a beard is smiling and says my man
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and says my man
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Deliriously wealthy scavenger hunters when they see a downtrodden and forgotten Godfrey
Pub is out of French onion soup so I am eating a big bowl o' salt.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pub is out of French onion soup so I am eating a big bowl o' salt.
Dart finds himself hopelessly entrapped in a concussion protocol with arbitrary and capricious rules, not knowing how he got there or how to escape.
Giants interim coach Mike Kafka has ruled out QB Jaxson Dart, who is still in the concussion protocol.
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dart finds himself hopelessly entrapped in a concussion protocol with arbitrary and capricious rules, not knowing how he got there or how to escape.
Now what are people going to drive in bike lanes with?
omggg the altima got discontinued this year?!
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Now what are people going to drive in bike lanes with?
Sickos
Ha! Yes.
Trump's Brain: MW: "writers don't run for office." Lots have run, from Sinclair Lewis to Norman Mailer to Bill Buckley. Not very successfully...
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sickos
This movie demands you stop what you're doing because it's about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to.
Coming soon to a theater near you it's your chance to do the dance....
Coming soon to a theater near you it's your chance to do the dance....
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This movie demands you stop what you're doing because it's about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to.
Coming soon to a theater near you it's your chance to do the dance....
Coming soon to a theater near you it's your chance to do the dance....