Dylan Reeve
@dylanreeve.com
I make TV and film. I write stuff. I was on #TheTraitorsNZ. Wrote FAKE BELIEVE (http://bit.ly/fakebelieve). Made TICKLED documentary. He/Him. [email protected]
20-year-old brought me an offering... Never heard of such a thing before!
He also got jaffa kisses, black forest kisses and Christmas kisses (a rum & raisin flavour)
He also got jaffa kisses, black forest kisses and Christmas kisses (a rum & raisin flavour)
January 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
20-year-old brought me an offering... Never heard of such a thing before!
He also got jaffa kisses, black forest kisses and Christmas kisses (a rum & raisin flavour)
He also got jaffa kisses, black forest kisses and Christmas kisses (a rum & raisin flavour)
TikTok continues to be full of great stuff...
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
TikTok continues to be full of great stuff...
Was just reading an article about Tim Shadbolt that embedded a tribute from Chris Luxon on X.
1) Oh look, he can publicly respond to current events.
2) I forget he used X... I wonder if... Oh yeah, there it is. The response is exactly what was requested.
1) Oh look, he can publicly respond to current events.
2) I forget he used X... I wonder if... Oh yeah, there it is. The response is exactly what was requested.
January 8, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Was just reading an article about Tim Shadbolt that embedded a tribute from Chris Luxon on X.
1) Oh look, he can publicly respond to current events.
2) I forget he used X... I wonder if... Oh yeah, there it is. The response is exactly what was requested.
1) Oh look, he can publicly respond to current events.
2) I forget he used X... I wonder if... Oh yeah, there it is. The response is exactly what was requested.
I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but it seems like people are taking secretive candid photos of women out in the world to feed into Elon Musk's sexual objectification machine.
January 7, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but it seems like people are taking secretive candid photos of women out in the world to feed into Elon Musk's sexual objectification machine.
They are, and I did look... Still not sure I understand the claim here, tbh... www.justice.gov/opa/media/14...
January 4, 2026 at 8:20 AM
They are, and I did look... Still not sure I understand the claim here, tbh... www.justice.gov/opa/media/14...
I'm genuinely confused about how the US government claims to ability to charge someone for possession of firearms IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY?
Can the EU arrest Americans in Texas for owning handguns that are banned in Europe?
Can the EU arrest Americans in Texas for owning handguns that are banned in Europe?
January 4, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I'm genuinely confused about how the US government claims to ability to charge someone for possession of firearms IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY?
Can the EU arrest Americans in Texas for owning handguns that are banned in Europe?
Can the EU arrest Americans in Texas for owning handguns that are banned in Europe?
The sketch is targeted to the UK, but applies pretty broadly I think...
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The sketch is targeted to the UK, but applies pretty broadly I think...
Incredible timeline synchronicity
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Incredible timeline synchronicity
LOL, I've never done this before, but I just tried it with a draft of something I've just finished. Hilarious...
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 AM
LOL, I've never done this before, but I just tried it with a draft of something I've just finished. Hilarious...
I didn't actually realise, but the so-called apologies that Grok posted weren't even standalone posts, but we're just responses to random user prompts.
They are worthless no matter what, but even more worthless in that case. Absolutely shameful that any news organisation is reporting on them.
They are worthless no matter what, but even more worthless in that case. Absolutely shameful that any news organisation is reporting on them.
January 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I didn't actually realise, but the so-called apologies that Grok posted weren't even standalone posts, but we're just responses to random user prompts.
They are worthless no matter what, but even more worthless in that case. Absolutely shameful that any news organisation is reporting on them.
They are worthless no matter what, but even more worthless in that case. Absolutely shameful that any news organisation is reporting on them.
This is what many, perhaps most, of Grok's public mentions look like now.
All of these were met with the image replies that likely met the prompter's imagination. Most are in reply to random women's selfies, some from years ago.
All of these were met with the image replies that likely met the prompter's imagination. Most are in reply to random women's selfies, some from years ago.
January 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
This is what many, perhaps most, of Grok's public mentions look like now.
All of these were met with the image replies that likely met the prompter's imagination. Most are in reply to random women's selfies, some from years ago.
All of these were met with the image replies that likely met the prompter's imagination. Most are in reply to random women's selfies, some from years ago.
If anything is going to get Elon and xAI to put more guardrails around Grok's image manipulation, it'll be prompts and responses like this.
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
If anything is going to get Elon and xAI to put more guardrails around Grok's image manipulation, it'll be prompts and responses like this.
Fuck JK Rowling and everything, but this was a great Cards Against Humanity play...
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Fuck JK Rowling and everything, but this was a great Cards Against Humanity play...
Happy birthday to @melbailey.bsky.social — easily the best wife I've ever had!
December 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Happy birthday to @melbailey.bsky.social — easily the best wife I've ever had!
Ahh, here's a photo... But still not sure what the model is.
December 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ahh, here's a photo... But still not sure what the model is.
When we met up with David Starr to film him for TICKLED and he rolled up in a car with a burgundy valour interior, it was like hitting some sort of character jackpot!
RIP David
RIP David
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When we met up with David Starr to film him for TICKLED and he rolled up in a car with a burgundy valour interior, it was like hitting some sort of character jackpot!
RIP David
RIP David
That doesn't seem right at all... While the boxing day sale ended yesterday, an entirely new sale started today.
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
That doesn't seem right at all... While the boxing day sale ended yesterday, an entirely new sale started today.
Also got one from Temu for rack shelving. I have a hard and fast "never click on Temu ads" rule, but I simply don't believe it could be remotely cost effective to order shelves on a single-unit basis from China.
December 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Also got one from Temu for rack shelving. I have a hard and fast "never click on Temu ads" rule, but I simply don't believe it could be remotely cost effective to order shelves on a single-unit basis from China.
A week or two ago I clicked on a Facebook ad for racking-style shelving... Now that's basically the only thing it wants to show me.
At least it's not scams, I guess? With a few different companies seem to have the same ad copy and weird "website will be reconnected" note... So maybe it is?
At least it's not scams, I guess? With a few different companies seem to have the same ad copy and weird "website will be reconnected" note... So maybe it is?
December 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
A week or two ago I clicked on a Facebook ad for racking-style shelving... Now that's basically the only thing it wants to show me.
At least it's not scams, I guess? With a few different companies seem to have the same ad copy and weird "website will be reconnected" note... So maybe it is?
At least it's not scams, I guess? With a few different companies seem to have the same ad copy and weird "website will be reconnected" note... So maybe it is?
This is an amazing image.
These two faces are the same colour.
These two faces are the same colour.
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
This is an amazing image.
These two faces are the same colour.
These two faces are the same colour.