Dylan Roth
@dylanroth.bsky.social
Storyteller and erstwhile freelance film & TV commentator. Bass, vocals, and songs in No Jersey. Co-host of The Pod Universe. Avatar by Joe Hunter. He/him
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
They turned him into Jim Broadbent
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
They turned him into Jim Broadbent
The Seltzer Second, episode 5
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
The Seltzer Second, episode 5
Got the classic necklace insignia, but Vulcan script makes for great tattoos, too.
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Got the classic necklace insignia, but Vulcan script makes for great tattoos, too.
I’ve been calling you that for years I just never mentioned it to you. Just around the house, here and there. Hey Jenna, my buddy Jake? I call him Truckmaster
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I’ve been calling you that for years I just never mentioned it to you. Just around the house, here and there. Hey Jenna, my buddy Jake? I call him Truckmaster
Anybody not heard my sick Chemical Brothers-ass car chase music yet
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Anybody not heard my sick Chemical Brothers-ass car chase music yet
I composed a feature-length score to the space opera screenplay I wrote for @thepoduniverse.com. If you like Bear McCreary’s Battlestar Galactica OST, this is basically a love letter to that. Check it out!
shorturl.at/cTnT9
shorturl.at/cTnT9
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I composed a feature-length score to the space opera screenplay I wrote for @thepoduniverse.com. If you like Bear McCreary’s Battlestar Galactica OST, this is basically a love letter to that. Check it out!
shorturl.at/cTnT9
shorturl.at/cTnT9
Throwing out the script to Merge Conflict and starting over. It’s now called SURGE Conflict and it’s about a skateboard contest in 1999 sponsored by Coca-Cola’s now-defunct Mountain Dew competitor
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Throwing out the script to Merge Conflict and starting over. It’s now called SURGE Conflict and it’s about a skateboard contest in 1999 sponsored by Coca-Cola’s now-defunct Mountain Dew competitor
Why's everyone screaming about Mendoza
January 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Why's everyone screaming about Mendoza
If you see this quote repost with your favorite cartoon dad
December 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you see this quote repost with your favorite cartoon dad
Merry baseball one and all
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Merry baseball one and all
I love this guy. This is a good guy
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I love this guy. This is a good guy
Baseball, the cutest of sports
December 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Baseball, the cutest of sports
movie theaters forever!
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
movie theaters forever!
That’s the last I wanna hear about the Gwinch “stealing Christmas” in this house! The Gwinch was a gweat American who saw something he wanted and moved heaven and eart to get it. And he didn’t give a fuck if a few whiny Whoeverthefucks had to go without dere wuzzle wuzz and fliffer bloofs!
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
That’s the last I wanna hear about the Gwinch “stealing Christmas” in this house! The Gwinch was a gweat American who saw something he wanted and moved heaven and eart to get it. And he didn’t give a fuck if a few whiny Whoeverthefucks had to go without dere wuzzle wuzz and fliffer bloofs!
Look, I had a lot of catching up to do. Anyway thanks @secretbase.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Look, I had a lot of catching up to do. Anyway thanks @secretbase.bsky.social
