Dylan Simon
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We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too.
August 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We used to post etymologies. We still do, but we used to, too.
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I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
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May 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
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learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
March 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM
learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
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Kid: Can we go watch the eclipse?
Mom: No, we have the eclipse at home
At home:
Mom: No, we have the eclipse at home
At home:
April 8, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Kid: Can we go watch the eclipse?
Mom: No, we have the eclipse at home
At home:
Mom: No, we have the eclipse at home
At home:
I did not have “Beatles Cinematic Universe” on my bingo card for movies in the next 10 years.
Sam Mendes plans to make four separate theatrical films — narrative features, not documentaries mind you — about each member of The Beatles
This sounds ridiculous. Even if you like The Beatles this is overkill
Via deadline
This sounds ridiculous. Even if you like The Beatles this is overkill
Via deadline
Sam Mendes, Sony & Apple Corps Set Four Beatles Theatrical Movies On Paul McCartney, John Lennon, George Harrison & Ringo Starr
Sam Mendes has set plans to make four separate Beatles movies, one each on John, Paul, George and Ringo.
deadline.com
February 20, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I did not have “Beatles Cinematic Universe” on my bingo card for movies in the next 10 years.
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“the warriors did it! the warriors did it! the warriors shot cyrus!”
December 9, 2023 at 5:53 PM
“the warriors did it! the warriors did it! the warriors shot cyrus!”
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