Dynamic Programmer
@dynamicprogrammer.bsky.social
THE dynamic programmer (parody)
git commit --please --please --pretty-please --work-this-time --please
June 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
git commit --please --please --pretty-please --work-this-time --please
my favorite hobby is treating myself to a little latte, immediately regretting it, and shitting my brains out
June 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
my favorite hobby is treating myself to a little latte, immediately regretting it, and shitting my brains out
fuck unit tests, i'm shipping to prod
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
June 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
fuck unit tests, i'm shipping to prod
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
🗣️🔥🔥🔥
update: i can reverse a linked list
March 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
update: i can reverse a linked list
pro tip: if you’re learning how to code, don’t use type hints in Python
Your code will become such a mess that it’ll teach you a lesson you’ll never forget
Your code will become such a mess that it’ll teach you a lesson you’ll never forget
February 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
pro tip: if you’re learning how to code, don’t use type hints in Python
Your code will become such a mess that it’ll teach you a lesson you’ll never forget
Your code will become such a mess that it’ll teach you a lesson you’ll never forget
men will literally study computer science before going to therapy
February 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
men will literally study computer science before going to therapy
roses are red
numpy is fickle
make sure to serialize your outputs with pickle
numpy is fickle
make sure to serialize your outputs with pickle
February 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
roses are red
numpy is fickle
make sure to serialize your outputs with pickle
numpy is fickle
make sure to serialize your outputs with pickle
i asked ChatGPT how to get a gf and it told me it was an omniscient god, not a miracle worker
February 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i asked ChatGPT how to get a gf and it told me it was an omniscient god, not a miracle worker
using python 2 to spite the haters
February 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
using python 2 to spite the haters
sparse matrix: overdone, mostly empty, engineering tool
arse matrix: hilarious, British, has a fat ass
arse matrix: hilarious, British, has a fat ass
January 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
sparse matrix: overdone, mostly empty, engineering tool
arse matrix: hilarious, British, has a fat ass
arse matrix: hilarious, British, has a fat ass
python: broke
python3: woke
python3: woke
January 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
python: broke
python3: woke
python3: woke
machine learning is so dumb. “i trained for 48 hours and still overfit”
statements by the completely unhinged
statements by the completely unhinged
January 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
machine learning is so dumb. “i trained for 48 hours and still overfit”
statements by the completely unhinged
statements by the completely unhinged
just went here and everyone was running your code
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
just went here and everyone was running your code
cryptography is discreet math
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
cryptography is discreet math
using Dijkstra’s algorithm to find the shortest path to hell
January 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
using Dijkstra’s algorithm to find the shortest path to hell
cs major: lets build something cool
swe: lets make it work for millions
ML community: lets guess until it works
mathematician: lets prove why it works… but only for vectors in d = 3 and 7
swe: lets make it work for millions
ML community: lets guess until it works
mathematician: lets prove why it works… but only for vectors in d = 3 and 7
January 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
cs major: lets build something cool
swe: lets make it work for millions
ML community: lets guess until it works
mathematician: lets prove why it works… but only for vectors in d = 3 and 7
swe: lets make it work for millions
ML community: lets guess until it works
mathematician: lets prove why it works… but only for vectors in d = 3 and 7
linked lists be like
January 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
linked lists be like
it is mathematically impossible to reverse a linked list
January 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
it is mathematically impossible to reverse a linked list
alias hawk=sudo
alias tuah=rm
$ hawk tuah -rf
alias tuah=rm
$ hawk tuah -rf
January 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
alias hawk=sudo
alias tuah=rm
$ hawk tuah -rf
alias tuah=rm
$ hawk tuah -rf