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Dynamic Programmer
@dynamicprogrammer.bsky.social
THE dynamic programmer (parody)
if my employer sees this, no you didn't
June 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
big fricking sword with "Live, Laugh, Love" engraved on it in elvish
June 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i don't like atoms. they’re coarse and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere
April 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
crazy how von Neumann thought the naturals were just Z4
April 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
glad to see physicists using machine learning to generate REAL science. only machines are endowed by their Creators with the unalienable Right to utter humanity’s sacred tongues
April 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
*proceeds to put on kinetoplast chainmail*
April 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i told somebody at work i was too tired and he called me a bicycle
March 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my account is also a safe space (im always locked in)
March 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ergo this ergo that

no, air go WHOOSH
February 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
knowledge is knowing derivatives are not integrals

wisdom is knowing that they are for Grassman numbers
February 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I will never forgive @3blue1brown.bsky.social for popularizing maths. Every time he and @veritasium.bsky.social post a video, I have to frantically email every professor in the country about my theories (2 way speed of light, relativity, and how conservation of angular momentum isn’t real).
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
E =mc^2 + AI
January 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
hi tim
January 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM