Dynasty Dave
dynastydave.bsky.social
Dynasty Dave
@dynastydave.bsky.social
He/Him

dynasty fantasy football enthusiast

#ActuallyAutistic AuDHD

Bipolar II

Shoutout to my therapist 🥳
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One of the most valuable and lasting effects my therapist had on me was that at the beginning of each session she asked me "so what's been better?"

Consistently asking me that question helped condition my mind to naturally seek out healthier thinking patterns.

Shaped my lens of processing reality.
Good Morning Football's angry run segment is absolutely electric today.

Kyle Brandt cut open a turducken with a chainsaw while a guy is playing metal guitar standing on a picnic table and there's someone in a turkey costume beside them
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Remember when Pretty Ricky said Aiyuk was going to the Steelers.

Fun times.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The sandwich place asked me to write an online review.

As someone who loves writing reviews....don't threaten me with a good time!
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Episodes 9 and 10 have been watched.

Season 1, see ya later 👋

We're on to Cincinnati

Goodman, Saul Goodman. You better call him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Me when I'm about to eat a banana
a minion holding a banana in front of a keyboard that says banana on it
Alt: a minion holding a banana
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
In a close matchup I have Stafford and my opponent has Puka.

Gimme all those Davante Adams TDs baby lfg
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Chat is this bad?
When eliminating dropbacks with quick pressures (under 2.5 seconds), J.J. McCarthy's performance against the Packers this week ranked 344th of 346 QB performances this year in EPA per dropback (-0.813) and 331st in success rate (26.7%)
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I bet the analytics said to actually take the points there
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bruh. Pickens is actually nuts. What a fucking szn.
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pickens truly found a home in Dallas
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
How bad was Kyler Murray lol
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I think my TD celebration would be the Milly Rock or the Bobby Shmurda dance
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I love a good safety blitz
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Bring back ChiefsAHolic
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I forgot both teams get a possession (in OT)
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Giants deserve to lose after not going for that FG
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Where tf JaMo been at
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Joe Flacco threw a touchdown pass to Mitchell Tinsley before we got GTA 6
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Giants didn't take the FG?
a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
Alt: a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
McCarthy doing his best Justin Fields passing impersonation
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How do you even start McCarthy going forward
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
McCarthy is so bad that the Vikings should just permanently run the wildcat formation
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Name a worse combo than Goff facing pressure. Impossible.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM