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Dyqik
@dyqik.bsky.social
Physicist, immigrant, dog owner and owned by cat.
Probably only via Tracy Island
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Given the propensity for private islands among nonces, you might have that the wrong way round.

Maybe John is the potential whistleblower.
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 PM
You still have to name an actual crime to indict the ham sandwich on.
February 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Dumpster fires can get pretty hot.
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The exclusion of other kinds of looks is definitely an added factor.

But historically that's what's happened with animal breeding, and why trying to rebreed heritage types is a thing now.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
A pun on Eugenics is explicitly referencing that.
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Yes, that is the difference.

Eugenics is explicitly the application of animal breeding techniques to humans.
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Animal breeding largely isn't done to match an animal to a job. It's done for asthetics.

The end goal of "a blonde retriever with a long coat, which meets these physical specifications" is the same.
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
How do you think those looks are obtained?

It's by deciding who gets to breed with who.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
That's before you take into account having to run inefficient old CPUs and RAM with big junctions, to prevent cosmic ray induced errors.
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
They will be low, because the satellites will never be launched. Each satellite will be limited to about the compute power of single earthbound server, due to the thermal dissipation.

You need a square meter of radiator panel pointed at deep space to dissipate 850W of heat.
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Or this, if you need to learn basic facts of space flight.

www.kerbalspaceprogram.com
Kerbal Space Program
www.kerbalspaceprogram.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
These chuds generally can't even understand the lyrics to Bruce Springsteen's Born In The USA.
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
A punt seems like an achievement for the Pats at the moment.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Made more points as well.
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Football fact: no one has any idea how to play the game
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Serendipity on the timeline:

bsky.app/profile/pete...
Don’t anybody know how to play this here game?
February 9, 2026 at 12:42 AM
(with all apologies to the Scots language)
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
For ye t'ken that ye'd hafta ken Ken's kin.
February 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I believe you have already learned how to do that.

Simply find your least reposted and liked post and do more of that.
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Data centers in space can never work anyway. You can't dissipate the heat for them to work as efficiently as even a bunch of cell phones on earth.

This is all a performance to juice AI stocks as it becomes obvious that they can't even build data centers on Earth cheap enough.
February 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Pays better than a CD, but you want to be really careful of the wording of the bet in case of a remake of the Big Lebowski.
a man in a purple jumpsuit is standing in front of a bowling alley
Alt: Jesús in the Big Lebowski, a man in a purple jumpsuit at a bowling alley
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
They'll just claim that this is his first visit, and so he hasn't returned yet.
February 8, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I go looking for the Bills matches on TV (I'm in Massachusetts though, so required to support the most hated team), because they are good to watch.

Just don't get your hopes up after the first playoff game.
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM