Dyson WashG1™wet cleaner (Matte Black/Ultra Blue)
dysondummie.bsky.social
Dyson WashG1™wet cleaner (Matte Black/Ultra Blue)
@dysondummie.bsky.social
I'm a vaccum cleaner that has been forced to clean up this cesspit known as Bluesky.
This child rapist, racist sexist, casino bankrupter, senile asskisser, moronic clown, egotistical megalomaniac, height lying president is going to destroy the world just to line his pockets. "Land of the free" everyone.
Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.

I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.

I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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11 years later and still very much alive.
GRACIAS MEXICO!!!
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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cool dog i drew
April 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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There it is. The clam before the storm.
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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We’ve been taught to believe that the menace to society was the fraternity alpha male. It isn’t. Society is being subjected to the sociopathy of a bunch of tech CEOs who, in my view, did not get laid enough as young men.

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March 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The thing about so-called generative artificial intelligence is, the intelligence isn't artificial. It's real. It's OURS. The techbros stole our intelligence (our data, our thoughts, our stories, our art) and used the software to regurgitate it and spackle it together into digital particleboard.
March 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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pro tip: by using a linux phone as your main, you can make sure you do Exciting things while in public transportation, such as debugging bluetooth audio, rather than boring, normie things, such as listening to music
December 20, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 8:56 PM
if you genuinely get bluesky+ then you're actually a moron. i'm sorry but you left twitter to stop getting pegged and now you want to get pegged again but by bluesky? Just use mastodon at this point
December 7, 2024 at 4:01 PM
FreeBSD is like using a washing machine that uses cheese instead of soap
December 7, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Day 1 AOC

I said i would use lua but nevermind python instead

Keep in mind im pretty dogshit at pro gaming

this is for part 2
December 1, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Gamers.

Advent of code starts tomorrow at the crack of midnight

I'm going to attempt (he says) all the problems with Lua and i'll show my solutions here
November 30, 2024 at 7:14 AM
I've been addicted to old Stean games such as Team Fortress 2, Left 4 Dead and Fallout: New Vegas. Never knew I liked these games so much and they've just been playable for so long.
November 30, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Whoever thought it was funny to make the GNOME compression daemon use 40 gigabytes of my disk space is getting the electric chair
November 28, 2024 at 12:15 PM
First post on bluesky and holy shit this site's UI is actual ass. You lot need to pay your engineers more because this looks like Twitter with 15 STDs bruh
November 10, 2024 at 10:24 AM