emily
@eaemilia.bsky.social
Dumb thoughts from a dumb bitch. She/her.
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for the past few months the us has been ruled by a lawless triumvirate--a mobster (trump), a plutocrat (musk), and a commissar (miller)--haphazardly implementing, respectively, a great leap backward (tariffs), a kleptocratic shock therapy (doge), and a gestapo-spearheaded ethnic cleansing (ice)...
May 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
for the past few months the us has been ruled by a lawless triumvirate--a mobster (trump), a plutocrat (musk), and a commissar (miller)--haphazardly implementing, respectively, a great leap backward (tariffs), a kleptocratic shock therapy (doge), and a gestapo-spearheaded ethnic cleansing (ice)...
I’ve found the femme equivalent to men wearing shorts in the winter: me wearing a giant sweater and a mini skirt.
May 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I’ve found the femme equivalent to men wearing shorts in the winter: me wearing a giant sweater and a mini skirt.
The Nashua USPS distribution center is its own Bermuda Triangle. I swear, half my packages get lost there.
April 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Nashua USPS distribution center is its own Bermuda Triangle. I swear, half my packages get lost there.
Me, when I sexualize myself: 😊🥰🤩
Me, when men sexualize me: 😒😠🤢
Me, when men sexualize me: 😒😠🤢
April 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me, when I sexualize myself: 😊🥰🤩
Me, when men sexualize me: 😒😠🤢
Me, when men sexualize me: 😒😠🤢
I actually think it's really rude for a couple to take up two tables in a busy coffee shop because they needed to bring four screens with them. A coffee shop is not your home or your office. You do have an obligation to consider others in a public space.
April 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I actually think it's really rude for a couple to take up two tables in a busy coffee shop because they needed to bring four screens with them. A coffee shop is not your home or your office. You do have an obligation to consider others in a public space.
Is there anything worse than waiting at your internet company’s office? 🫠
April 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Is there anything worse than waiting at your internet company’s office? 🫠
Just saw someone with the license plate ‘scat’, and I gotta know who at the state approved that.
April 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Just saw someone with the license plate ‘scat’, and I gotta know who at the state approved that.
Thursday has a high of 61 and a chance of snow….
March 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Thursday has a high of 61 and a chance of snow….
I’m screaming. I just saw a little girl in a unicorn patterned raincoat with a little horn on the hood 🥹
March 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m screaming. I just saw a little girl in a unicorn patterned raincoat with a little horn on the hood 🥹
Just saw someone with the license plate bafomet 🙌
March 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just saw someone with the license plate bafomet 🙌
I hate the “what brings you to x dating app?” question.
It. Says. It. In. My. Profile!!!!
It. Says. It. In. My. Profile!!!!
March 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I hate the “what brings you to x dating app?” question.
It. Says. It. In. My. Profile!!!!
It. Says. It. In. My. Profile!!!!
Shania Twain is playing, and I’m in love.
March 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Shania Twain is playing, and I’m in love.
March 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I’ve had men choke me without asking first, and we’ve met in kink spaces aka where they should know to discuss it first!
These days, it’s just a hard limit for me because I don’t trust anyone with it even if I might enjoy
These days, it’s just a hard limit for me because I don’t trust anyone with it even if I might enjoy
Choking is also extremely fucking dangerous, and I say that as someone who enjoys it. You need to know what you are doing and talk about it with your partner beforehand.
My dating advice for straight men is don’t choke someone during sex without specifically negotiating the terms of the choking ahead of time including a safe word and ideally watch at least a YouTube about it so you don’t kill her okay thanks
March 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I’ve had men choke me without asking first, and we’ve met in kink spaces aka where they should know to discuss it first!
These days, it’s just a hard limit for me because I don’t trust anyone with it even if I might enjoy
These days, it’s just a hard limit for me because I don’t trust anyone with it even if I might enjoy
Reposted by emily
My dating advice for straight men is don’t choke someone during sex without specifically negotiating the terms of the choking ahead of time including a safe word and ideally watch at least a YouTube about it so you don’t kill her okay thanks
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My dating advice for straight men is don’t choke someone during sex without specifically negotiating the terms of the choking ahead of time including a safe word and ideally watch at least a YouTube about it so you don’t kill her okay thanks
I wasn’t expecting temptation island to hit me so hard this morning 🫠
March 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I wasn’t expecting temptation island to hit me so hard this morning 🫠
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Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Exclusive: NIH officials have advised scientists to remove reference to mRNA vaccines from their grant applications, in expectation the Trump administration intends to abandon most research in the field.
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
By @arthurallen202.bsky.social
kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
Scientists Say NIH Officials Told Them To Scrub mRNA References on Grants - KFF Health News
Two senior scientists say National Institutes of Health officials advised them to remove references to mRNA vaccines in grant applications, and they fear the Trump administration will abandon a promis...
kffhealthnews.org
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
Outlook is not allowed to break first thing on a Monday morning 🫠
March 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Outlook is not allowed to break first thing on a Monday morning 🫠
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A New Hampshire man with a green card was detained by immigration officers at Logan Airport and is being held by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Donald W. Wyatt detention facility in Central Falls, Rhode Island.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
Green card holder from New Hampshire 'interrogated' at Logan Airport, detained
Fabian Schmidt’s family said they are unsure of why he is being held. They said he has a recently renewed green card, and no active issues in court.
www.nhpr.org
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A New Hampshire man with a green card was detained by immigration officers at Logan Airport and is being held by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Donald W. Wyatt detention facility in Central Falls, Rhode Island.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
Seeing a cyber truck in the wild makes me ill
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Seeing a cyber truck in the wild makes me ill
A US 18 as a 5xl???? In what world is an 18 a 5x??? 😤🫠
March 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A US 18 as a 5xl???? In what world is an 18 a 5x??? 😤🫠
Very jealous of the girlies who can make oversized clothing look chic. Unfortunately, my titties are too fat for that 😔
March 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Very jealous of the girlies who can make oversized clothing look chic. Unfortunately, my titties are too fat for that 😔