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emily
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Dumb thoughts from a dumb bitch. She/her.
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for the past few months the us has been ruled by a lawless triumvirate--a mobster (trump), a plutocrat (musk), and a commissar (miller)--haphazardly implementing, respectively, a great leap backward (tariffs), a kleptocratic shock therapy (doge), and a gestapo-spearheaded ethnic cleansing (ice)...
May 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’ve found the femme equivalent to men wearing shorts in the winter: me wearing a giant sweater and a mini skirt.
May 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The Nashua USPS distribution center is its own Bermuda Triangle. I swear, half my packages get lost there.
April 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me, when I sexualize myself: 😊🥰🤩
Me, when men sexualize me: 😒😠🤢
April 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I actually think it's really rude for a couple to take up two tables in a busy coffee shop because they needed to bring four screens with them. A coffee shop is not your home or your office. You do have an obligation to consider others in a public space.
April 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Is there anything worse than waiting at your internet company’s office? 🫠
April 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
April’s bird 😍
April 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Just saw someone with the license plate ‘scat’, and I gotta know who at the state approved that.
April 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Thursday has a high of 61 and a chance of snow….
March 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m screaming. I just saw a little girl in a unicorn patterned raincoat with a little horn on the hood 🥹
March 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sundays mean yoga class and then writing in the coffee shop with a cinnamon roll 🫶 #writing
March 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just saw someone with the license plate bafomet 🙌
March 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I hate the “what brings you to x dating app?” question.

It. Says. It. In. My. Profile!!!!
March 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Shania Twain is playing, and I’m in love.
March 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Looking like a snack and writing smut in the coffee shop #writing #RomanceWriting #romantasy
March 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’ve had men choke me without asking first, and we’ve met in kink spaces aka where they should know to discuss it first!

These days, it’s just a hard limit for me because I don’t trust anyone with it even if I might enjoy
Choking is also extremely fucking dangerous, and I say that as someone who enjoys it. You need to know what you are doing and talk about it with your partner beforehand.
My dating advice for straight men is don’t choke someone during sex without specifically negotiating the terms of the choking ahead of time including a safe word and ideally watch at least a YouTube about it so you don’t kill her okay thanks
March 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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My dating advice for straight men is don’t choke someone during sex without specifically negotiating the terms of the choking ahead of time including a safe word and ideally watch at least a YouTube about it so you don’t kill her okay thanks
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I wasn’t expecting temptation island to hit me so hard this morning 🫠
March 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.

They’re throwing away a cure for cancer.
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Outlook is not allowed to break first thing on a Monday morning 🫠
March 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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A New Hampshire man with a green card was detained by immigration officers at Logan Airport and is being held by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement at the Donald W. Wyatt detention facility in Central Falls, Rhode Island.
www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2025...
Green card holder from New Hampshire 'interrogated' at Logan Airport, detained
Fabian Schmidt’s family said they are unsure of why he is being held. They said he has a recently renewed green card, and no active issues in court.
www.nhpr.org
March 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Seeing a cyber truck in the wild makes me ill
March 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A US 18 as a 5xl???? In what world is an 18 a 5x??? 😤🫠
March 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Very jealous of the girlies who can make oversized clothing look chic. Unfortunately, my titties are too fat for that 😔
March 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM