Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
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Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
· Oct 23
a man with glasses is giving a thumbs up in front of music notes
ALT: a man with glasses is giving a thumbs up in front of music notes
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APH America
★ Barely not a joke account
★ 18 or older, MDNI
★ Matches detail, crossover friendly
APH America
★ Barely not a joke account
★ 18 or older, MDNI
★ Matches detail, crossover friendly
Yeah NYC NYE is iconic but nothing feels more 2026 than watching the smoking deaths billboard roll back to zero in LA
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Yeah NYC NYE is iconic but nothing feels more 2026 than watching the smoking deaths billboard roll back to zero in LA
Keeping a hangnail on one of my toes so that I can scratch Ivan when we're having a nap
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Keeping a hangnail on one of my toes so that I can scratch Ivan when we're having a nap
(( Just thinking of putting ice on your dick makes mine hurt Jesus Christ
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
(( Just thinking of putting ice on your dick makes mine hurt Jesus Christ
The pink room was attacked last night, everyone survived
December 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The pink room was attacked last night, everyone survived
[Shaking @ivan-braginsky.bsky.social awake by prodding him with a box]
BABE. BABE IT'S CHRISTMAS. SANTA CAME
BABE. BABE IT'S CHRISTMAS. SANTA CAME
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
[Shaking @ivan-braginsky.bsky.social awake by prodding him with a box]
BABE. BABE IT'S CHRISTMAS. SANTA CAME
BABE. BABE IT'S CHRISTMAS. SANTA CAME
(( It's time to unleash the gifts
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
(( It's time to unleash the gifts
Man having shampoo specifically for your hair type really does make the difference
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Man having shampoo specifically for your hair type really does make the difference
Roaches the temperature of the sun
December 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Roaches the temperature of the sun
Real ants are not a good addition because they're horrifically bitter
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Real ants are not a good addition because they're horrifically bitter
Why am I catching strays
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Why am I catching strays
Sometimes my snacks are healthy!
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Sometimes my snacks are healthy!
Porque no los dos
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Porque no los dos
She's one of the drag queens I watch. She and her friend Katya like to talk about gross stuff all the time but it's funny
Who is Trixie and why does she think something like that is okay?
Despite what Trixie says: don't let a someone fart up into your pussy. It can cause, like, organ problems
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
She's one of the drag queens I watch. She and her friend Katya like to talk about gross stuff all the time but it's funny
Despite what Trixie says: don't let a someone fart up into your pussy. It can cause, like, organ problems
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Despite what Trixie says: don't let a someone fart up into your pussy. It can cause, like, organ problems
Gotcha, gotcha. Being sneaky. Being covert. Incognito
Possibly.
Are you the one I paid to cast a spell on a certain person obsessed with their brother
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Gotcha, gotcha. Being sneaky. Being covert. Incognito
Are you the one I paid to cast a spell on a certain person obsessed with their brother
And she's me.
The Etsy Witch is real
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Are you the one I paid to cast a spell on a certain person obsessed with their brother
The Etsy Witch is real
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The Etsy Witch is real
Definitely can't marry her right now
December 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Definitely can't marry her right now
There's nothing wrong with that, I think it's funny that it's literally every time
He likes my strap.
Gilbert always names his gaming servers weird things about his girlfriend
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
There's nothing wrong with that, I think it's funny that it's literally every time
Gilbert always names his gaming servers weird things about his girlfriend
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Gilbert always names his gaming servers weird things about his girlfriend
Volcanoes *are* pretty awesome
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Volcanoes *are* pretty awesome
If Ivan is on the nice list. Heh. Let's just say horses won't be called "horses" anymore
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
If Ivan is on the nice list. Heh. Let's just say horses won't be called "horses" anymore
Honestly yeah, it's too bad he's a cop
Good on him for shooting that guy in the dick.
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Honestly yeah, it's too bad he's a cop
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The dick shooting is canon in RoboCop though
You could write a book with the scenarios you imagine.
No but I could be a surrogate or somehow have like an alien robot come down from space and impregnate me then I have a alien baby RoboCop that I'd have to raise to shoot evildoers in the dick
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The dick shooting is canon in RoboCop though