Alfred F. Jones
@eagletears.bsky.social
Apparently it's called an accessory nail not a hangnail
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Apparently it's called an accessory nail not a hangnail
Come on dude I tried really hard this year! If you wake up right now I'll make you breeeeakfaaaaast
[Poke, poke, poke with the box]
[Poke, poke, poke with the box]
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Come on dude I tried really hard this year! If you wake up right now I'll make you breeeeakfaaaaast
[Poke, poke, poke with the box]
[Poke, poke, poke with the box]
Ants on a log for starters
December 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ants on a log for starters
Roaches that are constantly being microwaved
December 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Roaches that are constantly being microwaved
That's top secret information
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
That's top secret information
You could buy a bob curse on Etsy
December 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
You could buy a bob curse on Etsy
Eh not really. I'm too buff to be scared of anyone except for ghosts, Bigfoot, and Ivan's sister
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Eh not really. I'm too buff to be scared of anyone except for ghosts, Bigfoot, and Ivan's sister
Why? I don't think he's a viking anymore either
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Why? I don't think he's a viking anymore either
Haha yeah! To be fair you're not really a viking anymore so you're not scary
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Haha yeah! To be fair you're not really a viking anymore so you're not scary