Earl F***ing Weaver
@earlfckinweaver.bsky.social
Pitching, defense, & the 3-run HR. Loves tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hates pretty much everything else.
THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
When someone tries to talk to me before my morning coffee . . . 🗣️🚫😈☕️🖤
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When someone tries to talk to me before my morning coffee . . . 🗣️🚫😈☕️🖤
Is it wrong that I read your response in this voice?
October 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Is it wrong that I read your response in this voice?
This feels like an anecdote that @dicknixon.bsky.social should know about, if he doesn't already.
October 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This feels like an anecdote that @dicknixon.bsky.social should know about, if he doesn't already.
I mean, it's the only logical conclusion to where we've been heading for a while now.
October 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I mean, it's the only logical conclusion to where we've been heading for a while now.
Every time they play that goddamn strikeout whistle
September 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Every time they play that goddamn strikeout whistle
September 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Not a selfie, but a pic of my dad, who passed unexpectedly last week, along with my wife, at my nephew's wedding.
September 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not a selfie, but a pic of my dad, who passed unexpectedly last week, along with my wife, at my nephew's wedding.
Getting major Jim "Good Ol' JR" Ross vibes
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Getting major Jim "Good Ol' JR" Ross vibes
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
September 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains.
Me watching him stand on first, looking like he just won the Kumite.
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Me watching him stand on first, looking like he just won the Kumite.
One thing I can't stand about coming to games when we play Boston. All the goddamn Red Sox fans.
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
One thing I can't stand about coming to games when we play Boston. All the goddamn Red Sox fans.
This motherfucker is an automatic triple word score in Scrabble. Qwijybo looking motherfucker.
August 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This motherfucker is an automatic triple word score in Scrabble. Qwijybo looking motherfucker.
Feeling big Jeb energy, sir.
August 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Feeling big Jeb energy, sir.
July 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
No, I don't think I will.
July 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
No, I don't think I will.
When obvious trolls, especially ones as mediocre as this one, pop into your timeline?
Just fucking block them and move on with your life. They ain't worth the energy.
Just fucking block them and move on with your life. They ain't worth the energy.
July 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When obvious trolls, especially ones as mediocre as this one, pop into your timeline?
Just fucking block them and move on with your life. They ain't worth the energy.
Just fucking block them and move on with your life. They ain't worth the energy.
It's irony on the most basic of levels, sir, but it's still fucking hilarious
July 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's irony on the most basic of levels, sir, but it's still fucking hilarious
July 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM