Earl F***ing Weaver
@earlfckinweaver.bsky.social
Pitching, defense, & the 3-run HR. Loves tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hates pretty much everything else.
THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!
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I want to be clear I am not speaking from opinion or principle, because we don't do that. It is not our business. Our business is politics, and this is malpractice on the scale of turning left from home plate. The public's standard is low: swing and get knocked down. But you have to keep swinging.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I want to be clear I am not speaking from opinion or principle, because we don't do that. It is not our business. Our business is politics, and this is malpractice on the scale of turning left from home plate. The public's standard is low: swing and get knocked down. But you have to keep swinging.
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MSNBC reported Schumer's office felt that the longer that shutdown went on, the more likely it was that people would start to blame the Dems.
My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.
My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
MSNBC reported Schumer's office felt that the longer that shutdown went on, the more likely it was that people would start to blame the Dems.
My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.
My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.
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Most people think the President of the United States can snap his fingers and do what he wants. Trump is eager to reinforce this, in principle and practice. If you fold now, he gets the credit. Go back on your terms or not at all. Sometimes politics is a slow bleed.
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Most people think the President of the United States can snap his fingers and do what he wants. Trump is eager to reinforce this, in principle and practice. If you fold now, he gets the credit. Go back on your terms or not at all. Sometimes politics is a slow bleed.
Repost because holy fucking shit.
If I'm the OLine coach for MIN, after the game that entire squad is running gassers until they puke. In full pads.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Repost because holy fucking shit.
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It would be Hail Mary time now if Ravens had just run the ball on 3rd down
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It would be Hail Mary time now if Ravens had just run the ball on 3rd down
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Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
If I'm the OLine coach for MIN, after the game that entire squad is running gassers until they puke. In full pads.
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If I'm the OLine coach for MIN, after the game that entire squad is running gassers until they puke. In full pads.
Rosengarten hugging Bateman after the successful 2-pt. conversion #Ravens
a polar bear and her cub are hugging each other in the snow .
ALT: a polar bear and her cub are hugging each other in the snow .
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November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rosengarten hugging Bateman after the successful 2-pt. conversion #Ravens
I think I hate Red Zone FGs more than bunts.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think I hate Red Zone FGs more than bunts.
I get why the defenders are pissed about the body weight rule. The way he brought Lamar down was literally textbook form tackling as I was taught from Pee-Wee league through college. Shoulder pad in the chest & drive through. Finish all the way through the tackle. #NFL #Ravens #Vikings
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
They ain't gonna be the only ones. Which reminds me, any chance Tyler O'Neill is being looked at? Asking for a friend.
BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They ain't gonna be the only ones. Which reminds me, any chance Tyler O'Neill is being looked at? Asking for a friend.
Keaton Mitchell #Ravens
a man is smiling and saying `` so good '' while sitting in a restaurant .
ALT: a man is smiling and saying `` so good '' while sitting in a restaurant .
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November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Keaton Mitchell #Ravens
"You wouldn't know her. She lives in Canada."
-Aaron "Brian Johnson" Rodgers
-Aaron "Brian Johnson" Rodgers
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"You wouldn't know her. She lives in Canada."
-Aaron "Brian Johnson" Rodgers
-Aaron "Brian Johnson" Rodgers