James Earl Marsters
@earlofbeverley.bsky.social
Comedian on stage and online. Normal person otherwise. You liked that thing I said once. He/him 🏳️🌈
Beverley/Hull, Yorkshire, UK
Beverley/Hull, Yorkshire, UK
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Alright, it's time to transfer all of this stuff over from the other place. When I'm at a wedding or on holiday, I like to get a picture of me falling down some stairs. I can't explain why but here's a massive thread. The first time this happened was at my cousin's wedding many years ago 1/
I wish cranberries were bigger. I want to eat a mango-sized cranberry. That's it. That's the post
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I wish cranberries were bigger. I want to eat a mango-sized cranberry. That's it. That's the post
In Denmark, the ruling centre-left party adopted anti-immigrant policies to attract voters away from far-right parties. They just lost the post of Copenhagen mayor to the Greens. Sound familiar?
👏 Congratulations to @sissemariewe.bsky.social who was just elected as the new mayor of Copenhagen.
💚Congratulations to all of the SF members re-elected or newly elected and for the incredible 17.9% of votes across the country.
🌻Denmark’s people and nature will have a Greener future.
💚Congratulations to all of the SF members re-elected or newly elected and for the incredible 17.9% of votes across the country.
🌻Denmark’s people and nature will have a Greener future.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 AM
In Denmark, the ruling centre-left party adopted anti-immigrant policies to attract voters away from far-right parties. They just lost the post of Copenhagen mayor to the Greens. Sound familiar?
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During the early 90s, informers lived under the constant threat of having their boom-booms licked down.
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
During the early 90s, informers lived under the constant threat of having their boom-booms licked down.
People can argue over fish and chips, roast dinner or chicken tikka masala all they like but we all know the real national British dish is a beige buffet
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
People can argue over fish and chips, roast dinner or chicken tikka masala all they like but we all know the real national British dish is a beige buffet
Donald Trump: Lord of the Files
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Donald Trump: Lord of the Files
I take a bittersweet pleasure every time a colleague who's always given me bad vibes says something homophobic in my presence. I don't just have a gaydar. I have the opposite too: a prick detector. A twatellite maybe?
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I take a bittersweet pleasure every time a colleague who's always given me bad vibes says something homophobic in my presence. I don't just have a gaydar. I have the opposite too: a prick detector. A twatellite maybe?
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John Lewis might be onto something with these Christmas Twee decorations…
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
John Lewis might be onto something with these Christmas Twee decorations…
I guess I'm just a straight-talker. You know, I tell it like it is, regardless of who it offends. For example, I'm not afraid to say that the best Sugababes song is Flatline. Not many people are willing to admit it.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I guess I'm just a straight-talker. You know, I tell it like it is, regardless of who it offends. For example, I'm not afraid to say that the best Sugababes song is Flatline. Not many people are willing to admit it.
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How exactly are illegal immigrants tearing this country apart? They can't take jobs or council houses from local people. They're not underfunding local services or privatising essential utilities. It's billionaires and corporations that are tearing this country apart. Don't fall for it. Tax the rich
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How exactly are illegal immigrants tearing this country apart? They can't take jobs or council houses from local people. They're not underfunding local services or privatising essential utilities. It's billionaires and corporations that are tearing this country apart. Don't fall for it. Tax the rich
So excited to be in this tonight! So, naturally my ADHD brain has decided we're writing a new script for a different show. I only get things done when I have something else I should be doing instead
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/hu...
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/hu...
Hull What's On Comedian of The Year FINAL
BOOK NOW! Hull What's On Comedian of The Year FINAL on Sun 16th Nov 2025 7:00pm (Edinburgh) at The Edge Hub Limited, Myton Street, Hull, UK
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November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
So excited to be in this tonight! So, naturally my ADHD brain has decided we're writing a new script for a different show. I only get things done when I have something else I should be doing instead
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/hu...
www.jokepit.com/comedy-in/hu...
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OK. All done. Pedants? I'm not interested, this is MY Doctors.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
OK. All done. Pedants? I'm not interested, this is MY Doctors.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
If you are interested in an A2 print I've decided to knock the price down so that it's £60 plus postage (assuming I get enough interest to make it worth my while)
Let me know here or in DMs if you are interested. Probably print 10.
Another gorgeous line-up for @taskmaster.tv New Year Treat. But it obviously leads to me thinking about potential line-ups for the normal series. How's this for starters?
Sandi Toksvig
@lauralexx.bsky.social
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social
Ahir Shah
Harriet Dyer
Sandi Toksvig
@lauralexx.bsky.social
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social
Ahir Shah
Harriet Dyer
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Another gorgeous line-up for @taskmaster.tv New Year Treat. But it obviously leads to me thinking about potential line-ups for the normal series. How's this for starters?
Sandi Toksvig
@lauralexx.bsky.social
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social
Ahir Shah
Harriet Dyer
Sandi Toksvig
@lauralexx.bsky.social
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social
Ahir Shah
Harriet Dyer
I don't think that suing a broadcaster for making a fascist look even more fascist will make people forget about the paedophilia stuff
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I don't think that suing a broadcaster for making a fascist look even more fascist will make people forget about the paedophilia stuff
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Speed cameras should make more money by selling off the photos they take like rollercoasters do
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Speed cameras should make more money by selling off the photos they take like rollercoasters do
Me at the garden centre:
Do you accept plant points? I've got 8 of them to spend
Do you accept plant points? I've got 8 of them to spend
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me at the garden centre:
Do you accept plant points? I've got 8 of them to spend
Do you accept plant points? I've got 8 of them to spend
People on LinkedIn: In my first week at [insert company], I've been overwhelmed by the kindness, experience and determination of my new colleagues.
Ugh, that sounds horrendous. I'm frequently overwhelmed by most things and I'm sick of being overwhelmed. Please whelm me instead
Ugh, that sounds horrendous. I'm frequently overwhelmed by most things and I'm sick of being overwhelmed. Please whelm me instead
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
People on LinkedIn: In my first week at [insert company], I've been overwhelmed by the kindness, experience and determination of my new colleagues.
Ugh, that sounds horrendous. I'm frequently overwhelmed by most things and I'm sick of being overwhelmed. Please whelm me instead
Ugh, that sounds horrendous. I'm frequently overwhelmed by most things and I'm sick of being overwhelmed. Please whelm me instead
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Again, not to go on about ai but I have a few thoughts.
1. I've genuinely never seen an actual creative get excited about using it. Someone who has actually made something before. Its people from marketing and finance backgrounds getting excited about a false sensation of making something.
1. I've genuinely never seen an actual creative get excited about using it. Someone who has actually made something before. Its people from marketing and finance backgrounds getting excited about a false sensation of making something.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Again, not to go on about ai but I have a few thoughts.
1. I've genuinely never seen an actual creative get excited about using it. Someone who has actually made something before. Its people from marketing and finance backgrounds getting excited about a false sensation of making something.
1. I've genuinely never seen an actual creative get excited about using it. Someone who has actually made something before. Its people from marketing and finance backgrounds getting excited about a false sensation of making something.
I think it's great that Labour are scrapping the role of police and crime commissioner. No-one should be commissioning crime in this day and age
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I think it's great that Labour are scrapping the role of police and crime commissioner. No-one should be commissioning crime in this day and age
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Quick thread on the BBC and the political and societal significance of recent developments:
One of the main reasons the UK has historically been so much less polarised than the US, is that Britain has a shared source of information, consumed and trusted by most people regardless of their politics.
One of the main reasons the UK has historically been so much less polarised than the US, is that Britain has a shared source of information, consumed and trusted by most people regardless of their politics.
November 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Quick thread on the BBC and the political and societal significance of recent developments:
One of the main reasons the UK has historically been so much less polarised than the US, is that Britain has a shared source of information, consumed and trusted by most people regardless of their politics.
One of the main reasons the UK has historically been so much less polarised than the US, is that Britain has a shared source of information, consumed and trusted by most people regardless of their politics.
Speed cameras should make more money by selling off the photos they take like rollercoasters do
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Speed cameras should make more money by selling off the photos they take like rollercoasters do
In 1932, the people of Germany were duped into voting for the Nazi Party because the party and the rich people who owned the media told them that their problems in life were caused by Jews, LGBTQ people and Romany gypsies. 1/5
November 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
In 1932, the people of Germany were duped into voting for the Nazi Party because the party and the rich people who owned the media told them that their problems in life were caused by Jews, LGBTQ people and Romany gypsies. 1/5
Niche East Yorkshire content
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Niche East Yorkshire content
