earlybearly
early.beaw.net
earlybearly
@early.beaw.net
Just a beaw in his late 30s. He/him. Bi, cis, autistic. Trans rights. Might be NSFW at times! pfp by @saintbull.bsky.social

Not an American.
That's cool! I never noticed until now...
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And now, I'm also wondering if it might be an act of vandalism of it's own to engrave the name of Ebenezer Scrooge on a millenia old gravestone...
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I mean, why?? It's a fictional person...
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh, he's quite a horndog... But also, 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😬
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Which is ironic given that Nestlé is European.
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I thought of the Nesquick Bunny but then I realized he's American as well...
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Reposted by earlybearly
Every covid infection is a round of Russian roulette where one of the many possible sequelae is suddenly finding yourself unable to eat basically anything in your home.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Uh oh... This can't end well 😬
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Half of progressive politics is Knowing Who To Be Mad At, and a lot of you bitches are flunking the course.
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM