AJ Pearson
@earthpenguin.bsky.social
My only crime is enjoying tomato juice
Imagine net gaining this sauce (as I have) and noticing that it claims to be "more than 50% more than 18 oz"
Which is true. 42 oz is in fact 133% more than 18 oz. So my question: why advertise the "more than 50%"? 🤔
Which is true. 42 oz is in fact 133% more than 18 oz. So my question: why advertise the "more than 50%"? 🤔
August 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Imagine net gaining this sauce (as I have) and noticing that it claims to be "more than 50% more than 18 oz"
Which is true. 42 oz is in fact 133% more than 18 oz. So my question: why advertise the "more than 50%"? 🤔
Which is true. 42 oz is in fact 133% more than 18 oz. So my question: why advertise the "more than 50%"? 🤔
Weddings are a sarcophagus
July 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Weddings are a sarcophagus
I forgot my headphones, and I'm at work so.... That sucks
July 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I forgot my headphones, and I'm at work so.... That sucks
How is someone going to recognize these are their glasses.... Without their glasses?!
July 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
How is someone going to recognize these are their glasses.... Without their glasses?!
Anyone else feel strongly about Calibri font?
July 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Anyone else feel strongly about Calibri font?
I can't explain why, but I drink more coffee when it's hot versus when it's cold out
July 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I can't explain why, but I drink more coffee when it's hot versus when it's cold out
Reposted by AJ Pearson
Was in a meeting yesterday and a woman had a larger than average ceramic mug. On this mug, a large image of her own face. What a legend.
June 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Was in a meeting yesterday and a woman had a larger than average ceramic mug. On this mug, a large image of her own face. What a legend.
@skyejethani.bsky.social
News of the butt:
News of the butt:
What makes a butt a butt?
In this story from 2022, we meet the scientists and illustrators who spread joy and knowledge about the backends of the backbone-less.
In this story from 2022, we meet the scientists and illustrators who spread joy and knowledge about the backends of the backbone-less.
Anal Teeth And Deadly Farts: The World Of Invertebrate Butts
In this story from 2022, we meet the scientists and illustrators who spread joy and knowledge about the backends of the backbone-less.
www.sciencefriday.com
May 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
@skyejethani.bsky.social
News of the butt:
News of the butt:
First time doing stand up yesterday. I did two apple jokes 😎 🍏
April 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
First time doing stand up yesterday. I did two apple jokes 😎 🍏
Just making a Keurig coffee... As I do
April 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Just making a Keurig coffee... As I do
After popping Aldi's brand mints like they're going out of style, I notice this little gem on the back of the can...... 😳
February 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
After popping Aldi's brand mints like they're going out of style, I notice this little gem on the back of the can...... 😳
Time to log into my Fandango at Home account! As I do often and by choice!
Kidding. They are on a limited list of platforms where "The Substance" can be rented.
Hyped for this one!
Kidding. They are on a limited list of platforms where "The Substance" can be rented.
Hyped for this one!
January 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Time to log into my Fandango at Home account! As I do often and by choice!
Kidding. They are on a limited list of platforms where "The Substance" can be rented.
Hyped for this one!
Kidding. They are on a limited list of platforms where "The Substance" can be rented.
Hyped for this one!
I love that winter is quiet.
December 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I love that winter is quiet.
Dang it. I kind of want to see "Sonic 3" now. Background: on my flight out the dude in front of me watched the first "Sonic" movie 2.5 times in a row. And I had nothing to do so... I also watched. I have not seen "Sonic 2".
December 18, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Dang it. I kind of want to see "Sonic 3" now. Background: on my flight out the dude in front of me watched the first "Sonic" movie 2.5 times in a row. And I had nothing to do so... I also watched. I have not seen "Sonic 2".
I'm flying out of Orange county California today. My friends will never believe me when I tell them I was in the nations 6th largest county!!!!
(This was advertised at the airport over the PA system)
(This was advertised at the airport over the PA system)
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I'm flying out of Orange county California today. My friends will never believe me when I tell them I was in the nations 6th largest county!!!!
(This was advertised at the airport over the PA system)
(This was advertised at the airport over the PA system)
When a fast food restaurant misses items in your order it's not a mistake. It's the Lord cutting you off.
December 18, 2024 at 2:01 PM
When a fast food restaurant misses items in your order it's not a mistake. It's the Lord cutting you off.
So, for those who stick political campaign stickers to their cars.... What do you do if that candidate loses? Apparently some are content just leaving them.
December 11, 2024 at 3:25 PM
So, for those who stick political campaign stickers to their cars.... What do you do if that candidate loses? Apparently some are content just leaving them.
My coffee maker has a button if you want your coffee to be "strong". I take that as a challenge.
December 11, 2024 at 1:46 PM
My coffee maker has a button if you want your coffee to be "strong". I take that as a challenge.
If you want to find sedans with trailer hitches.... Walmart is the place to go.
December 10, 2024 at 7:41 PM
If you want to find sedans with trailer hitches.... Walmart is the place to go.
Finally, my life has meaning
December 10, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Finally, my life has meaning
Reposted by AJ Pearson
Boy, today’s assassins’ really do throw us some ideological curveballs
December 9, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Boy, today’s assassins’ really do throw us some ideological curveballs