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earvin
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sometimes you just have to laugh
society’s never ending search for the perfect blank hoodie is starting to make me feel crazy
February 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
people are so normal here it scares me a little
February 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reposted by earvin
Please don’t say “at least things can’t get worse” because the universe seems to be taking that as a challenge.
January 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
bowl cut is the male equivalent of a bob
October 26, 2023 at 6:42 PM
i kinda feel bad for the fishes swimming in the sea…they’re always swimming…that’s too much cardio i think
October 24, 2023 at 12:56 PM
i love it when people talk about their moon sun rising whatever that means…it makes them sound like a pokemon
October 16, 2023 at 1:28 AM
eating raw steak is too aggressive i need my steak to be well done…so tough that it breaks my front tooth in half
October 9, 2023 at 10:40 AM
i know this ai stuff is really popular online but to me it does not exist in real life
October 9, 2023 at 2:15 AM
i need to experience a nap so good that it changes how i view the world
October 7, 2023 at 8:49 PM
if i was born platinum blonde and my hair turned brown as i got older i don’t think i’ll ever get over it
October 5, 2023 at 12:17 PM
helping the planet by recycling my old tweets and posting them on here
October 2, 2023 at 11:24 PM
whispering “i see a pixie cut in your future” to myself every time i see someone with bleached hair
October 2, 2023 at 11:16 PM
gay guys love music that sounds like the part in work this out from high school musical 2 where they start hitting the pans in the kitchen
October 2, 2023 at 2:38 PM
you drink 1 can of sparkling water then you’re gonna be farting all day…damn
October 2, 2023 at 2:29 PM
oh you have red hair and green is your favorite color? OKAAAAY princess fiona!
October 2, 2023 at 1:54 PM