Just because 30 of my school peers say I was a dickhead in an oversized black leather trenchcoat AND I can't name a single school friend to say otherwise DOESN'T mean I wasn't as cool in school as I say I am

Deserves to be shared on Bluesky too. The funniest video of all time.

Life is like a lottery, you've very little chance of becoming a millionaire, but almost every penny you spend on it will end up in the pocket of one.

"The ancients had over fifteen thousand gods, which they referred to as Funko Pops," said the archaeologist. He advanced the slide, and the crowd laughed. "No, they weren't very good at art," he added.

reposting my meowshroom art

It feels safe here.
Turns around. Stretches. Lies down. Naps.