Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
SQL Server & Informatica developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Cat-obsessed. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.
yep, they already made a gigantic splash among handheld w the Steam Deck, guessing they will also make one w the Machine, for a lot of same/similar reasons
December 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
yep, they already made a gigantic splash among handheld w the Steam Deck, guessing they will also make one w the Machine, for a lot of same/similar reasons
A møøse once bit my sister…
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A møøse once bit my sister…
This ^^^^ Moar adonis shields 🛡🐈
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This ^^^^ Moar adonis shields 🛡🐈
My late gf used to call our cat a "beautiful asshole" 😆 Good memory, I'm glad you made that comment
December 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
My late gf used to call our cat a "beautiful asshole" 😆 Good memory, I'm glad you made that comment
Had an ex who owned a ragamuffin breed that looked similar. She named her Muffin because she said her face looked like the top of one baked too long
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Had an ex who owned a ragamuffin breed that looked similar. She named her Muffin because she said her face looked like the top of one baked too long
I can't get past the whole, I love this cute fluffy killer who may eat my face, either
December 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I can't get past the whole, I love this cute fluffy killer who may eat my face, either
understandable, it's easy for the howlerdays to make any of us boonanas. try to get some more time lounging in the sun if you can, it'll help keep you feeling feline
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
understandable, it's easy for the howlerdays to make any of us boonanas. try to get some more time lounging in the sun if you can, it'll help keep you feeling feline
DeSantis says he'll buy ya a matching pair of white boots just like his too, so you two can go out on the town new boot goofin'
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December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
DeSantis says he'll buy ya a matching pair of white boots just like his too, so you two can go out on the town new boot goofin'
He's such a little heartmelter 🥰
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
He's such a little heartmelter 🥰
Now that's the kind of math I wholeheartedly support, Gonzo. Failure + jollyness = does not count.
December 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Now that's the kind of math I wholeheartedly support, Gonzo. Failure + jollyness = does not count.
That's it! <points to fishing boat> The rebels are there
December 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That's it! <points to fishing boat> The rebels are there
It's unfortunately just having a daytime nap, rather than a 27-year slumber
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's unfortunately just having a daytime nap, rather than a 27-year slumber
gaaaawd, gross nutlick 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
December 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
gaaaawd, gross nutlick 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Oh, absolutely! He would stick his head toward the bottom of the door and yell "HEWWO?? HEWOOOOOW???", as if he were calling Antarctica on a very old phone and the connection was bad, or something
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh, absolutely! He would stick his head toward the bottom of the door and yell "HEWWO?? HEWOOOOOW???", as if he were calling Antarctica on a very old phone and the connection was bad, or something
I just decided to test drive one of those game pillow things for the holidays, & getting one as a gift for my sister as well, since we like comparing notes on our experiences with the deck, & I have a feeling my arthritic hands will thank me 😆 and we both really like the SD
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I just decided to test drive one of those game pillow things for the holidays, & getting one as a gift for my sister as well, since we like comparing notes on our experiences with the deck, & I have a feeling my arthritic hands will thank me 😆 and we both really like the SD
That's really cute! Matching colors ⚪️😸
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
That's really cute! Matching colors ⚪️😸
Her eye looks really good, considering what she went through! Pretty kitty 😺 My cat has a squinty eye from HSV-1. Quite a few ppl have said she looks angry because of it, but she's very sweet & good-natured
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Her eye looks really good, considering what she went through! Pretty kitty 😺 My cat has a squinty eye from HSV-1. Quite a few ppl have said she looks angry because of it, but she's very sweet & good-natured
You're a sunny face to see, & I'm glad to see it 🌞
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
You're a sunny face to see, & I'm glad to see it 🌞
What a handsome distinguished gentleman 😎 He looks quite a bit like Butters, a ginger guy my daughter owned with a lot to say about his human shutting him out of any room she entered, even for 15 mins. Also had a lotta love for shredded chicken 🐔
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
What a handsome distinguished gentleman 😎 He looks quite a bit like Butters, a ginger guy my daughter owned with a lot to say about his human shutting him out of any room she entered, even for 15 mins. Also had a lotta love for shredded chicken 🐔
It honestly gives me headaches. Totally admit it'd be really useful if I would git gud at it, but there are some things that just aren't going to happen in my life, like walking on the moon.
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It honestly gives me headaches. Totally admit it'd be really useful if I would git gud at it, but there are some things that just aren't going to happen in my life, like walking on the moon.