Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
SQL Server & Informatica developer at Trinity Health HQ. On Bluesky mainly for tech, entertainment, & humor. Cat-obsessed. Hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.
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Ehren Battermann
@ebattermann.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Mumma Kitty & I. I'm 50, he/him. Widower & caretaker of her daughter who's now 18, driving, & thriving. Senior db dev for lower Michigan large health nonprofit. ASD. Into karaoke & occasionally singing w a band, particularly 90s rock. Enjoy console games & sci-fi, fantasy, & horror novels & movies.
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BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from immigration detention after a federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.
Judge orders Kilmar Abrego Garcia to be immediately released from immigration detention
A federal judge in Maryland has ordered Kilmar Abrego Garcia freed from immigration detention while his legal challenge against his deportation moves forward. U.S.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from immigration detention after a federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.
I'm not going anywhere until it's as warm out there as it is in here
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm not going anywhere until it's as warm out there as it is in here
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Sometimes I go outside and remember I am indoorsy
December 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Sometimes I go outside and remember I am indoorsy
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December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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TW: Furocious behavior. Purrental discretion advised
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
TW: Furocious behavior. Purrental discretion advised
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the creature be creaching
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
the creature be creaching
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i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot believe i caught him stretching out his toesies under the tree
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Gotta love that about little people: no guile 😄
So it’s family movie night and we’re near the end of Fantastic 4 and one of the characters appears to die and I’m all ready to be soothing and comforting like a good parent and that’s when the seven year old shouts “I GUESS NOW THEY’RE THE FANTASTIC THREE!”
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Gotta love that about little people: no guile 😄
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
These look & sound really delicious 😋
Ok, they’re ugly because I can’t shape rolls to save my life, but they turned out yummy. Made them into Bobbies with leftovers.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
These look & sound really delicious 😋
This is the best holiday decorating I've seen yet
well I intended to put up the christmas tree today but we got as far as laying out the tree skirt and that's it
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is the best holiday decorating I've seen yet
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He is just investigating to find out what happened here
Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
He is just investigating to find out what happened here
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Reading with my favorite little goblin 🥰
November 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Reading with my favorite little goblin 🥰
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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I’m sorry, Mom, I can’t help you at your house today; I’m too busy watching unhinged Minecraft content on TikTok.
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m sorry, Mom, I can’t help you at your house today; I’m too busy watching unhinged Minecraft content on TikTok.
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whenever i was playing a videogame as a kid my dad would come in and say 'are you levelling up your wizard?' but I'd be playing Need for Speed Underground or something. now i am sitting here literally levelling up my wizard realising he is dunking on me from 20 years in the past
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
whenever i was playing a videogame as a kid my dad would come in and say 'are you levelling up your wizard?' but I'd be playing Need for Speed Underground or something. now i am sitting here literally levelling up my wizard realising he is dunking on me from 20 years in the past
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
This is fire, & I know there are lots of people who would jump at the chance to play something like this!
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is fire, & I know there are lots of people who would jump at the chance to play something like this!
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WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents