Cozy Eb
@ebonielon.bsky.social
I love coziness and other things
YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER.
Don't bring no white sweet potato pie to Thanksgiving!!
Don't bring no white sweet potato pie to Thanksgiving!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER.
Don't bring no white sweet potato pie to Thanksgiving!!
Don't bring no white sweet potato pie to Thanksgiving!!
As you can see, this is all regular size shit
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
As you can see, this is all regular size shit
Y'all look at these prices. I came here to try their sourdough
Pic of some of the food in comments
(The line is out the door, BTW)
Pic of some of the food in comments
(The line is out the door, BTW)
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Y'all look at these prices. I came here to try their sourdough
Pic of some of the food in comments
(The line is out the door, BTW)
Pic of some of the food in comments
(The line is out the door, BTW)
If this was any kind of soap, Eva would have cried after having sex with Tomas. She shoulda been like,
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If this was any kind of soap, Eva would have cried after having sex with Tomas. She shoulda been like,
Autumn shows up late and doesn't stick around as long as I'd like, but she ALWAYS comes to So Cal. Don't let anyone tell you different. 🤎🍁🍂
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Autumn shows up late and doesn't stick around as long as I'd like, but she ALWAYS comes to So Cal. Don't let anyone tell you different. 🤎🍁🍂
Embarrassing but a necessity. There was no way in hell I could walk even half of Costco, I was on the struggle bus just walking from the car to the store. I only walk around the house these days so I forgot how sloooooow I am. Sloth like. Who knew getting your uterus yanked out would be so tiring.
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Embarrassing but a necessity. There was no way in hell I could walk even half of Costco, I was on the struggle bus just walking from the car to the store. I only walk around the house these days so I forgot how sloooooow I am. Sloth like. Who knew getting your uterus yanked out would be so tiring.
Oh this is soooo nice 😍
Gonna make a pumpkin spice latte and read this new autumn cozy I just downloaded
Gonna make a pumpkin spice latte and read this new autumn cozy I just downloaded
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Oh this is soooo nice 😍
Gonna make a pumpkin spice latte and read this new autumn cozy I just downloaded
Gonna make a pumpkin spice latte and read this new autumn cozy I just downloaded
They sent out email making it seem like they're giving these away for free 😂
"Frozen Hot Chocolate"
So a frappe?
Desperado asses
"Frozen Hot Chocolate"
So a frappe?
Desperado asses
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They sent out email making it seem like they're giving these away for free 😂
"Frozen Hot Chocolate"
So a frappe?
Desperado asses
"Frozen Hot Chocolate"
So a frappe?
Desperado asses
Drunk 8 Shasta black cherry sodas one hot summer day when I was 15 yeara old and I'm paying for it for the rest of my life
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Drunk 8 Shasta black cherry sodas one hot summer day when I was 15 yeara old and I'm paying for it for the rest of my life
FUCK HER TOO.
Unfollow me idc
Unfollow me idc
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
FUCK HER TOO.
Unfollow me idc
Unfollow me idc
Fuck all of them celebrities that showed up to Kris Jenner's party at Jeff Bezo's house last night. Every last one of them.
I expect better from The Sussexes and Adele. People literally don't have food or money and they're engaging in this kind of Great Gatsby bullshit behavior.
I expect better from The Sussexes and Adele. People literally don't have food or money and they're engaging in this kind of Great Gatsby bullshit behavior.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fuck all of them celebrities that showed up to Kris Jenner's party at Jeff Bezo's house last night. Every last one of them.
I expect better from The Sussexes and Adele. People literally don't have food or money and they're engaging in this kind of Great Gatsby bullshit behavior.
I expect better from The Sussexes and Adele. People literally don't have food or money and they're engaging in this kind of Great Gatsby bullshit behavior.
Idk I personally feel like Dorothy and the Scarecrow were soulmates. I think about that often.
November 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Idk I personally feel like Dorothy and the Scarecrow were soulmates. I think about that often.
1. It's okay to tell consumers NO. My favorite mandarin orange brand only sells from January to April and IT'S FINE. Worth the wait.
2. Eat a different kind of apple?
3. Don't blame consumers, blame greed and capitalism. So tired of this shit, nature knows what she's doing sometimes.
2. Eat a different kind of apple?
3. Don't blame consumers, blame greed and capitalism. So tired of this shit, nature knows what she's doing sometimes.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
1. It's okay to tell consumers NO. My favorite mandarin orange brand only sells from January to April and IT'S FINE. Worth the wait.
2. Eat a different kind of apple?
3. Don't blame consumers, blame greed and capitalism. So tired of this shit, nature knows what she's doing sometimes.
2. Eat a different kind of apple?
3. Don't blame consumers, blame greed and capitalism. So tired of this shit, nature knows what she's doing sometimes.
I made fried chicken with sourdough starter
Yes it's fucking delicious and the crunch is incredible
Yes it's fucking delicious and the crunch is incredible
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I made fried chicken with sourdough starter
Yes it's fucking delicious and the crunch is incredible
Yes it's fucking delicious and the crunch is incredible
I just got my Dad the 2025 World Series cap and the man I'm married to pointed out that I still haven't given him the 2024 World Series cap that I bought last year
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I just got my Dad the 2025 World Series cap and the man I'm married to pointed out that I still haven't given him the 2024 World Series cap that I bought last year
These Nerds Gummy Clusters are extremely popular with the neighborhood hooligans this year. Glad I went with my gut 😂
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
These Nerds Gummy Clusters are extremely popular with the neighborhood hooligans this year. Glad I went with my gut 😂
Y'all my hysterectomy cost over $170k.
I stayed for 36 hours
I stayed for 36 hours
October 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Y'all my hysterectomy cost over $170k.
I stayed for 36 hours
I stayed for 36 hours
This feature cracks me up, it's so fucking petty omg 😂
October 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This feature cracks me up, it's so fucking petty omg 😂
Mary showed up in that Gucci suit and did her shit! She was with the Roots, she had to bring her A-Game.
I've waited 30 years for Love No Limit to get the respect it deserves, so I love this for me.
I've waited 30 years for Love No Limit to get the respect it deserves, so I love this for me.
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Mary showed up in that Gucci suit and did her shit! She was with the Roots, she had to bring her A-Game.
I've waited 30 years for Love No Limit to get the respect it deserves, so I love this for me.
I've waited 30 years for Love No Limit to get the respect it deserves, so I love this for me.
Hey just checking in. I'm doing well post-op, my pain is well managed and I'm healing okay. Very tired. The gas they used from the laparoscopic surgery is finally starting to subside, but man that shit was uncomfortable!
Ladies, being in constant pain isn't normal. Advocate for yourselves.🙏🏽
Ladies, being in constant pain isn't normal. Advocate for yourselves.🙏🏽
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Hey just checking in. I'm doing well post-op, my pain is well managed and I'm healing okay. Very tired. The gas they used from the laparoscopic surgery is finally starting to subside, but man that shit was uncomfortable!
Ladies, being in constant pain isn't normal. Advocate for yourselves.🙏🏽
Ladies, being in constant pain isn't normal. Advocate for yourselves.🙏🏽
They have NO BUSINESS making ginger ale!
October 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
They have NO BUSINESS making ginger ale!
Chile they are clearing off grocery store shelves, just acting like goddamn fools 😂
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Chile they are clearing off grocery store shelves, just acting like goddamn fools 😂
This is a slog to get through. I'm trying but there's just way too much St. Olaf wedding bullshit. And I know that the show came up with outlandish ideas to keep the girls in Miami (Phil's funeral), but this book has no budget! They could have all gone to St Olaf!
So contrived and frustrating...
So contrived and frustrating...
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This is a slog to get through. I'm trying but there's just way too much St. Olaf wedding bullshit. And I know that the show came up with outlandish ideas to keep the girls in Miami (Phil's funeral), but this book has no budget! They could have all gone to St Olaf!
So contrived and frustrating...
So contrived and frustrating...
Why would you wait so late in the season to release a book like this??
October 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Why would you wait so late in the season to release a book like this??
I just left a secondhand kitchen store and it was so depressing. Walls of nonstick cookware, Ninja appliances, and Keurig machines. Most of the floor space was dedicated to Boomer china sets and other huge place setting and entertaining pieces.
We have to do better as a society. Seriously.
We have to do better as a society. Seriously.
October 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I just left a secondhand kitchen store and it was so depressing. Walls of nonstick cookware, Ninja appliances, and Keurig machines. Most of the floor space was dedicated to Boomer china sets and other huge place setting and entertaining pieces.
We have to do better as a society. Seriously.
We have to do better as a society. Seriously.