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Ebs, Monarch of Mud. (they/them)
@ebsfae.bsky.social
Hey! Variety streamer recovering from a hiatus. Mainly minecraft. Come say hi! https://twitch.tv/ebsfae
https://discord.gg/kY5mMenU
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This is Willow (left) and Clover! They say hi!
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going up to people at this restaurant i don’t work at and asking “can i take that for you?” i have so many free dishes now
July 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It's so AWESOME that my body is awake consistently between 4 and 5AM and then just UP for the day. Really good. So, so good. >.<
July 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Look at those COLOURS. Absolutely WONDERFUL, PJ. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Sunset Ireland (July 19th) Cam 1 - Still Shot 09:55pm (West Field) #Sunset #Ireland #Scape #Landscape #Sky #Clouds #SkyScape #Photography
July 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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This isn’t the female gaze. This is the male gaze. It’s men who are obsessed with the physicality of other men. Women, in the main, would much rather see a man who looks like he’d make himself a stack of buttered toast and let you steal a slice
July 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yoooo I reset my PC like four months ago and I forgot this place was here >.< shame on me. Hello world!
July 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
@stephenfry.bsky.social shame on you for not publicly renouncing Rowling. I've logged back in after months to tell you I was a huge fan and now I'm disgusted. You openly admit she's hurting your trans friends, that she's upsetting whole circles, but you won't cut her off. You are not proud of us.
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
People are fucking hilarious lol
March 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Just... One.... More..... Episode......
January 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Night guys!
January 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@parilani.sparkle.blue ur funny ❤️
January 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"Lady, I don't speak.. Frog"
January 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I always keep a bag of phones handy in case my rice gets dry
January 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
@blairloudly.bsky.social idk you but I hear it's your birthday and world's gone mad so am wishing you a happy, happy one.
January 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Coffee 🤤
January 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Cat timeline cleanse with this Turkey.
January 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Another day, another porn bot blocked.
January 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
During the afternoon today my anxiety got progressively worse. When mister came home, I went down to greet him at the door. He IMMEDIATELY noticed I wasn't doing good, and without me asking, stopped decamping from work to hold me and tell me it was alright, he was home now. I love him.
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
God I'm bored hearing about Tik Tok
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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I am begging people to tag their nsfw stuff.
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I really want something to eat but I'm so tired I cba to make anything. Ergh.
January 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Woke up and suddenly felt really nauseous. Weird. I frowed up :(
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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This morning hubby grabbed my coffee cup by mistake, took a huge mouthful, and spewed it back out all over the kitchen. What a waste of good whiskey.
January 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Our lizard habitat boasts over 75 chameleons! But you can only see Rick, who is stuck on mauve.
January 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I just farted and it sounded like a giggling dog
January 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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cis people when they misgender a dog: im so sorry what a good GIRL

cis people when they misgender a person: its just so HARD you know like
January 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM