Edward Carney
@ecarney.bsky.social
Executive dysfunction, a conspicuous lack of marketable skills, and a paradoxical ambition to build a better society from the ground up.
What in the ever-loving fuck do these sorts of leftists think the PURPOSE of protesting is?? It seems that every day, someone comes onto this app and says, "You should exercise your first amendment rights but also make damn sure that no one can hear what you're saying or identify who's saying it."
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
What in the ever-loving fuck do these sorts of leftists think the PURPOSE of protesting is?? It seems that every day, someone comes onto this app and says, "You should exercise your first amendment rights but also make damn sure that no one can hear what you're saying or identify who's saying it."
January 27, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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I hope someone is rallying the elves to defend Iceland (he said, referencing a six-year old Netflix movie that no one remembers watching).
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I hope someone is rallying the elves to defend Iceland (he said, referencing a six-year old Netflix movie that no one remembers watching).
It makes a lot of sense if you recognize that the people in the White House are Nazis who want the poor and the vulnerable to die.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It makes a lot of sense if you recognize that the people in the White House are Nazis who want the poor and the vulnerable to die.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Screenshotted because I don't feel like engaging with someone who doesn't follow me, but I want to say that I don't think it's a very effective rhetorical trick to ask, "What are you going to do?" and then not wait for an answer before declaring it's useless and incompatible with existing stategies.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Screenshotted because I don't feel like engaging with someone who doesn't follow me, but I want to say that I don't think it's a very effective rhetorical trick to ask, "What are you going to do?" and then not wait for an answer before declaring it's useless and incompatible with existing stategies.
This is a good opportunity to share a screenshot I took several days ago because of how well it illustrates "everyone is twelve now" theory.
Yeah! Imagine if all legal observers were armed militants. Now imagine if they were all X-Men! And they had a rocket launcher! And a dinosaur! Instant win!
Yeah! Imagine if all legal observers were armed militants. Now imagine if they were all X-Men! And they had a rocket launcher! And a dinosaur! Instant win!
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
This is a good opportunity to share a screenshot I took several days ago because of how well it illustrates "everyone is twelve now" theory.
Yeah! Imagine if all legal observers were armed militants. Now imagine if they were all X-Men! And they had a rocket launcher! And a dinosaur! Instant win!
Yeah! Imagine if all legal observers were armed militants. Now imagine if they were all X-Men! And they had a rocket launcher! And a dinosaur! Instant win!
All of that is very clear evidence that they're trying to fuck with the election and will continue to do so!
"They keep trying and failing to establish a permanent dictatorship" does NOT support the conclusion that everything will be okay if we simply vote. What are we even doing here, people?
"They keep trying and failing to establish a permanent dictatorship" does NOT support the conclusion that everything will be okay if we simply vote. What are we even doing here, people?
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
All of that is very clear evidence that they're trying to fuck with the election and will continue to do so!
"They keep trying and failing to establish a permanent dictatorship" does NOT support the conclusion that everything will be okay if we simply vote. What are we even doing here, people?
"They keep trying and failing to establish a permanent dictatorship" does NOT support the conclusion that everything will be okay if we simply vote. What are we even doing here, people?
What's especially upsetting about him tearing down the East Wing and slapping his name on cultural institutions is that it's a visceral reminder of the fact that his presence is going to linger for years, decades in our collective conscience like the apparition of Hitler in that Twilight Zone ep.
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
What's especially upsetting about him tearing down the East Wing and slapping his name on cultural institutions is that it's a visceral reminder of the fact that his presence is going to linger for years, decades in our collective conscience like the apparition of Hitler in that Twilight Zone ep.
"To check on his well-being"?!
While cops are given a stuffed animal and a tummy rub because someone hurt their feelings, the average retail worker is reprimanded by their supervisor for not smiling when a customer throws a package of ground beef at their head.
While cops are given a stuffed animal and a tummy rub because someone hurt their feelings, the average retail worker is reprimanded by their supervisor for not smiling when a customer throws a package of ground beef at their head.
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
"To check on his well-being"?!
While cops are given a stuffed animal and a tummy rub because someone hurt their feelings, the average retail worker is reprimanded by their supervisor for not smiling when a customer throws a package of ground beef at their head.
While cops are given a stuffed animal and a tummy rub because someone hurt their feelings, the average retail worker is reprimanded by their supervisor for not smiling when a customer throws a package of ground beef at their head.
It never previously occurred to me, but I'm making it my headcanon that Sneed's Feed and Seed opened after Rock Bottom exposed the location as a sex farm for sex hookers.
January 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
It never previously occurred to me, but I'm making it my headcanon that Sneed's Feed and Seed opened after Rock Bottom exposed the location as a sex farm for sex hookers.
I wish these results were broken down into "Yes, it is a real threat (derogatory)" and "Yes, it is a real threat (complimentary)."
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I wish these results were broken down into "Yes, it is a real threat (derogatory)" and "Yes, it is a real threat (complimentary)."
"Gone are they days of broadcasts that convey 'facts' about 'objective reality' using input from people who 'know what's going on'. CBS News has the courage to tell YOU what YOU already believe."
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 AM
"Gone are they days of broadcasts that convey 'facts' about 'objective reality' using input from people who 'know what's going on'. CBS News has the courage to tell YOU what YOU already believe."
Thanks, person who doesn't follow me and has never interacted with me. Glad to know that you're scrolling through the quote-reposts of something you disagreed with, looking for opportunities to show contempt for anyone who suggests that democracy is mostly good. That seems like very normal behavior!
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Thanks, person who doesn't follow me and has never interacted with me. Glad to know that you're scrolling through the quote-reposts of something you disagreed with, looking for opportunities to show contempt for anyone who suggests that democracy is mostly good. That seems like very normal behavior!
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Ladies and gentlemen, your 1995 World Champion New Yerk Yankees:
December 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, your 1995 World Champion New Yerk Yankees:
Which is actually a rich American tradition.
December 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Which is actually a rich American tradition.