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Stephanie J.
@eclecticmuses.bsky.social
artist, writer, mashed potato enthusiast, unrepentant geek. Come for the Fitzsimmons, stay for the fandom garbage. she/her. 18+
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hey guys! New commission structure and pricing because I gotta put a kid through college. Please feel free to spread far and wide and if you're interested in a commission DM me or leave a comment here to get started!
#artistsky #fanart #artsky #digitalillustration
realizing I really coulda gotten that Maveth scroll for $126 hahahahahaha
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm one of the affected authors. Rey Luca stole one of my fanfics and published it under the name When Summer Meets Autumn. I filed a report and as of today it is being removed from all Amazon services, thank god. I hope this sinks this woman's entire career.

#booksky #romancelandia #plagiarism
May 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
hey guys! New commission structure and pricing because I gotta put a kid through college. Please feel free to spread far and wide and if you're interested in a commission DM me or leave a comment here to get started!
#artistsky #fanart #artsky #digitalillustration
April 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
hey yall I attempted a tribute to Rook and everyone's favorite gentleman necromancer, hope yall enjoy! #DragonAge #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #DAV #EmmrichVolkarin #Emmrook

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg4N...
GIANTS | Emmrich Volkarin x Rook + Emmrook + Dragon Age
YouTube video by eclecticmuses
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April 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
LFGGGGGGGGG

btw I romanced Solas, I'm hurting rn
YALL @eclecticmuses.bsky.social JUST FINISHED TRESPASSER, TIME FOR HER TO DOWNLOAD VEILGUARD AND 👏🏻SEXUALIZE👏🏻THAT👏🏻OLD👏🏻MAN👏🏻
March 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
could he act? yes. but was his character good? also yes. and were his plotlines compelling? really compelling. but did he look good? also yes. but did i enjoy his scenes? again, yes. but would i watch more of his character? also yes
February 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
lol
February 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
in today's pointless cosplay acquisitions, I got the mug Jemma holds for one second in the pilot. It's banged up but it's mine lol even though I had to buy a set of 4 just to get it. Anyone want an old drink mug? #agentsofshield #jemmasimmons #fitzsimmons #screenaccurate #cosplaysky
January 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I finally got the fan lights in my case adjusted to the color I wanted! Everything looks a little more harmonious now.
January 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
finally got the white/teal/pink desk setup of my dreams finished I think! Case fan color leans more teal than the photo suggests.
January 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
got a desktop mic in today so I can dictate fic to Google Docs and save my hand some pain and honestly I should have done this months ago. Time to get back to writing!!!!!
January 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Post 4 of your favourite films and tag 5 others to join a 21st century chain letter.

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January 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I've been working in bits and pieces on achieving my ideal decor for my girl cave ('office' does not sound right) and I think now it is all coming together around the color teal, due to the color of some cubby boxes I bought several years ago 😂
January 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
me looking at this Scottish cottage: THE INSIDES ARE COVERED IN WILLIAM MORRIS WALLPAPER 🤩🤩
January 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reposted by Stephanie J.
Orlok: 𝕴𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖙𝖍. 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖒𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖞 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘, 𝖒𝖞 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖎𝖑.

Thomas Hutter: dawg I ain’t staying for shit
December 28, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I'm an artist/graphic designer. My greatest hits include "yes those are excellent revision suggestions, thank you", "goddammit Photoshop crashed AGAIN", and "fuck you pay me"
I'm a pit musician. My greatest hits include, "are there any cuts" and, "I'm sneaking out to the gala side at intermission, do you want any food?"
I’m an editor. My greatest hits include “It depends”, “Who’s the audience?”, “Do you have a style guide?”, and “QUERY: this doesn’t match the data in Table 37. Do we know which is correct?”
December 3, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Reposted by Stephanie J.
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by Stephanie J.
The unfortunate reality is that the first season would all be about them chopping down a tree and making the pail. Then, three years later, when you’re wondering, “wait, was there something on that show about a pail or did I hallucinate that??” — *then* season two comes out.
Gritty reboot of Jack and Jill

Ep1: Jack
Ep2: Jill
Ep3: the Hill
Ep4: the Pail of Water (1) (the thirst)
Ep5: the Pail of Water (2) (the well)
Ep6: the Fall
Ep7: Broken Crown
Ep8: Jill Falls
Ep9: After
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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nate silver’s job is to write “boobs” on a calculator and he has been consistently spelling it wrong for twenty years running
December 2, 2024 at 10:50 PM
insane idea of the week: since my son has essentially committed to Bama I should try to get the b&w houndstooth version of Jemma’s s6 space blazer (a piece of my soul is breaking off and dying as I type this)
December 2, 2024 at 7:17 PM
“you’re annoying me” “and you’re enjoying it”
December 2, 2024 at 4:21 PM
December 1, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by Stephanie J.
There are no official NASA accounts on bluesky yet, so anyone who claims to be one has probably bad intentions.

Be sure to block and report them and also subscribe to the content scraper list to block similar accounts too.
December 1, 2024 at 1:37 PM
man, this new dose of Vyvanse sent me into orbit, I am never going to sleep again
December 1, 2024 at 11:29 PM