Vampire Princess Hazel
@eclipsedmoonlight.bsky.social
27 | 🔞 | she/her | Please refer to her in third person when talking to her :)
Literally the world's cutest Princess (not a maid) | Lesbian | Failgirl extreme | Masochist | converted doggirl
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She also occasionally writes (but never posts it lol)
Literally the world's cutest Princess (not a maid) | Lesbian | Failgirl extreme | Masochist | converted doggirl
alt 🇦🇺🇺🇦
She also occasionally writes (but never posts it lol)
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She can be trusted with your dirty jumper, so long as it’s soaked in her beloved’s sweat. She’s only going to snuggle it close, huffing its scent, edging herself, yearning to be back in the sanctity of her beloved’s armpits.
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topped up bunny
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
topped up bunny
Coworkers just joked about topping me, C’MON IM NOT THAT OBVIOUS OF A BOTTOM IM A SWITCHHHH
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Coworkers just joked about topping me, C’MON IM NOT THAT OBVIOUS OF A BOTTOM IM A SWITCHHHH
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December 26, 2025 at 5:59 AM
sometimes she really wishes she was french or posh english,,, only sometimes though,
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
sometimes she really wishes she was french or posh english,,, only sometimes though,
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merry christmas, hounds
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
merry christmas, hounds
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toxic yuri between The Titanic and The Iceberg gijinkas
December 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
toxic yuri between The Titanic and The Iceberg gijinkas
She needs a candle that smells like a girl’s pits
December 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
She needs a candle that smells like a girl’s pits
Eat
Sleep
Women
Repeat
Sleep
Women
Repeat
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Eat
Sleep
Women
Repeat
Sleep
Women
Repeat
Really really need to get more lace tops, and better quality ones at that
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Really really need to get more lace tops, and better quality ones at that
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if you say hmph enough times you'll hit an overflow error on your princess meter and then you'll be free of your cage and you'll be able to cum again
just keep saying hmph, it'll happen eventually
just keep saying hmph, it'll happen eventually
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
if you say hmph enough times you'll hit an overflow error on your princess meter and then you'll be free of your cage and you'll be able to cum again
just keep saying hmph, it'll happen eventually
just keep saying hmph, it'll happen eventually
Really should have planned something for today other than cleaning her house. The fog draws near
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Really should have planned something for today other than cleaning her house. The fog draws near
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📣 preggnog.......
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
📣 preggnog.......
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Sex is nice, but do you ever just rest your hand under the waistband of a girl's panties while you're watching a movie together as a gentle reminder that she is property above all else
December 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sex is nice, but do you ever just rest your hand under the waistband of a girl's panties while you're watching a movie together as a gentle reminder that she is property above all else
Wehhh retail christmas lead up is done, not looking forward to boxing day. But at least she can have a relaxing day cleaning and building her cabinet tomorrow
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Wehhh retail christmas lead up is done, not looking forward to boxing day. But at least she can have a relaxing day cleaning and building her cabinet tomorrow
Waaahhhh she wants attention, she wants to be fawned over, waaahhhhhh
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Waaahhhh she wants attention, she wants to be fawned over, waaahhhhhh
Personally she should be allowed to skewer shitty customers
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Personally she should be allowed to skewer shitty customers
Life is good when you’re a tsundere
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Life is good when you’re a tsundere
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she knows . . .
(inside joke sorry lol)
(inside joke sorry lol)
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
she knows . . .
(inside joke sorry lol)
(inside joke sorry lol)
really unfair how imp midna can exist and yet I can't be transformed into her
December 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
really unfair how imp midna can exist and yet I can't be transformed into her
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Veronica from Fire Emblem Heroes!
Commissioned art from SpicyBardo
Commissioned art from SpicyBardo
September 19, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Veronica from Fire Emblem Heroes!
Commissioned art from SpicyBardo
Commissioned art from SpicyBardo
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root humping a plushie- not that it would help her predicament
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
root humping a plushie- not that it would help her predicament
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some girls were built to be hypnotized whores(literal)
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
some girls were built to be hypnotized whores(literal)
She wants to have a ONE NIGHT stand with an ALPHA in his SILK bedsheets, who is the ELDEST son of a CRIME BOSS family, and CUCK his obnoxious self-absorbed snotty rich girl GIRLFRIEND
December 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
She wants to have a ONE NIGHT stand with an ALPHA in his SILK bedsheets, who is the ELDEST son of a CRIME BOSS family, and CUCK his obnoxious self-absorbed snotty rich girl GIRLFRIEND
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certified sartha thrace post
April 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
certified sartha thrace post
Everyone should praise her, she got her wordle in three because she’s smart
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Everyone should praise her, she got her wordle in three because she’s smart