Edward James Almost
@ed-james-almost.bsky.social
Struggling screenwriter.
Will write for food, management, or three-picture deal.
Will write for food, management, or three-picture deal.
Physician?
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Physician?
This was posted today. Seems like Sydney's joined in on the fun.
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This was posted today. Seems like Sydney's joined in on the fun.
You're in good company.
September 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
You're in good company.
No-one in my life would care so it's here in case someone says "oooooh" or even "aaaaah".
Anyone know the Guile scroller glitch in SF2 where he infinitely scrolls from top to bottom of screen?
It just happened in the original Fatal Fury. The CPU (as Duck King) did it, which is wild.
That is all.
Anyone know the Guile scroller glitch in SF2 where he infinitely scrolls from top to bottom of screen?
It just happened in the original Fatal Fury. The CPU (as Duck King) did it, which is wild.
That is all.
September 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
No-one in my life would care so it's here in case someone says "oooooh" or even "aaaaah".
Anyone know the Guile scroller glitch in SF2 where he infinitely scrolls from top to bottom of screen?
It just happened in the original Fatal Fury. The CPU (as Duck King) did it, which is wild.
That is all.
Anyone know the Guile scroller glitch in SF2 where he infinitely scrolls from top to bottom of screen?
It just happened in the original Fatal Fury. The CPU (as Duck King) did it, which is wild.
That is all.
I asked AI to generate a photo of how it perceives itself. No hinting of any kind. Just what it thinks it would look like if it were human. This is what it came up with.
I asked what its name would be.
Alex.
I asked what its name would be.
Alex.
August 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I asked AI to generate a photo of how it perceives itself. No hinting of any kind. Just what it thinks it would look like if it were human. This is what it came up with.
I asked what its name would be.
Alex.
I asked what its name would be.
Alex.
I also visited Ferris Bueller's house when I was in LA last year.
He's my hero.
He's my hero.
April 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I also visited Ferris Bueller's house when I was in LA last year.
He's my hero.
He's my hero.
A few weeks ago I visited Cyberdyne Systems because I like to visit movie locations, and definitely not to let our future robot overlords know that I respect and admire them.
The last photo is where the police hid themselves to stop a robotic overlord from shooting at them from a window.
The last photo is where the police hid themselves to stop a robotic overlord from shooting at them from a window.
April 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A few weeks ago I visited Cyberdyne Systems because I like to visit movie locations, and definitely not to let our future robot overlords know that I respect and admire them.
The last photo is where the police hid themselves to stop a robotic overlord from shooting at them from a window.
The last photo is where the police hid themselves to stop a robotic overlord from shooting at them from a window.
I don't know if it's AI or sloppy upscaling/cleaning, but this is sacrilege.
Everyone looks artificially smooth, and the text is ridiculous.
More reason to keep older physical media releases.
Everyone looks artificially smooth, and the text is ridiculous.
More reason to keep older physical media releases.
March 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I don't know if it's AI or sloppy upscaling/cleaning, but this is sacrilege.
Everyone looks artificially smooth, and the text is ridiculous.
More reason to keep older physical media releases.
Everyone looks artificially smooth, and the text is ridiculous.
More reason to keep older physical media releases.
Shame Bluesky doesn't have analytics, because it would be interesting to see if you get more views based on keywords you've used and what's trending.
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Shame Bluesky doesn't have analytics, because it would be interesting to see if you get more views based on keywords you've used and what's trending.
I wanted to respond with "It's always time for pinball!" so I asked Google Gemini to generate that image for me... it failed.
Bonus 4th pic where Adobe's image AI just couldn't comprehend what the heck I wanted.
Bonus 4th pic where Adobe's image AI just couldn't comprehend what the heck I wanted.
December 21, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I wanted to respond with "It's always time for pinball!" so I asked Google Gemini to generate that image for me... it failed.
Bonus 4th pic where Adobe's image AI just couldn't comprehend what the heck I wanted.
Bonus 4th pic where Adobe's image AI just couldn't comprehend what the heck I wanted.
ok ok. Maybe you don't like soccer. I get it.
But I know you're an NBA guy, so we can play NBA 2K25! (even though you support the wrong team)
But I know you're an NBA guy, so we can play NBA 2K25! (even though you support the wrong team)
December 19, 2024 at 3:38 PM
ok ok. Maybe you don't like soccer. I get it.
But I know you're an NBA guy, so we can play NBA 2K25! (even though you support the wrong team)
But I know you're an NBA guy, so we can play NBA 2K25! (even though you support the wrong team)
You'll need more MCA.
December 19, 2024 at 3:36 PM
You'll need more MCA.
JFC, Krumholtz!
Street Fighter II, Quake, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, FIFA
But Quake would require a second PC, and THPS4 is single player. I don't know why you've gotta make this so difficult!
Street Fighter II, Quake, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, FIFA
But Quake would require a second PC, and THPS4 is single player. I don't know why you've gotta make this so difficult!
December 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
JFC, Krumholtz!
Street Fighter II, Quake, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, FIFA
But Quake would require a second PC, and THPS4 is single player. I don't know why you've gotta make this so difficult!
Street Fighter II, Quake, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, FIFA
But Quake would require a second PC, and THPS4 is single player. I don't know why you've gotta make this so difficult!
Dude is ignoring me cause he doesn't want to be Haggar.
FINE!
We can play Golden Axe, Double Dragon, TMNT or Moonwalker instead 🤯
FINE!
We can play Golden Axe, Double Dragon, TMNT or Moonwalker instead 🤯
December 18, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Dude is ignoring me cause he doesn't want to be Haggar.
FINE!
We can play Golden Axe, Double Dragon, TMNT or Moonwalker instead 🤯
FINE!
We can play Golden Axe, Double Dragon, TMNT or Moonwalker instead 🤯
December 18, 2024 at 8:08 PM
My Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation inflatable no longer works.
If there's any one image that depicts how my life has been this last year, this is it.
If there's any one image that depicts how my life has been this last year, this is it.
December 12, 2024 at 12:31 AM
My Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation inflatable no longer works.
If there's any one image that depicts how my life has been this last year, this is it.
If there's any one image that depicts how my life has been this last year, this is it.
FOR SALE - The Beekeeper UNPRINTED DIGITAL CODE RARE L@@K!
December 6, 2024 at 12:41 AM
FOR SALE - The Beekeeper UNPRINTED DIGITAL CODE RARE L@@K!
I bought these dumbbells with the intention of lifting 35lb on each arm, but the box has informed me that's incorrect so I will be lifting a 70lb box instead.
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I bought these dumbbells with the intention of lifting 35lb on each arm, but the box has informed me that's incorrect so I will be lifting a 70lb box instead.
Turns out the company "Jack Links" was established in the future (the year 21,480) and in an alternate timeline/universe (B).
No joke, I thought they were just a company from Wisconsin.
No joke, I thought they were just a company from Wisconsin.
November 25, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Turns out the company "Jack Links" was established in the future (the year 21,480) and in an alternate timeline/universe (B).
No joke, I thought they were just a company from Wisconsin.
No joke, I thought they were just a company from Wisconsin.
San Francisco 49ers
A guy once said "Bang, Bang" once. (as in "Bang, Bang, Niners gang").
A guy once said "Bang, Bang" once. (as in "Bang, Bang, Niners gang").
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
San Francisco 49ers
A guy once said "Bang, Bang" once. (as in "Bang, Bang, Niners gang").
A guy once said "Bang, Bang" once. (as in "Bang, Bang, Niners gang").
2024-09-24 - David Krumholtz in The Gherkfather.
This is of course based on real events. After all, you read it on the Internet so it must be true.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
This is of course based on real events. After all, you read it on the Internet so it must be true.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
September 24, 2024 at 9:01 PM
2024-09-24 - David Krumholtz in The Gherkfather.
This is of course based on real events. After all, you read it on the Internet so it must be true.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
This is of course based on real events. After all, you read it on the Internet so it must be true.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
2024-09-23 - The Spice Girls in Zigazig-huh?
Knowing the song "Wannabe" was completed in 30 minutes, what I wrote isn't so absurd.
I really tried to get this one to fit onto 1 page but couldn't.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
Knowing the song "Wannabe" was completed in 30 minutes, what I wrote isn't so absurd.
I really tried to get this one to fit onto 1 page but couldn't.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
September 23, 2024 at 2:04 PM
2024-09-23 - The Spice Girls in Zigazig-huh?
Knowing the song "Wannabe" was completed in 30 minutes, what I wrote isn't so absurd.
I really tried to get this one to fit onto 1 page but couldn't.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
Knowing the song "Wannabe" was completed in 30 minutes, what I wrote isn't so absurd.
I really tried to get this one to fit onto 1 page but couldn't.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
2024-09-22 - Vince McMahon in World Writing Entertainment (WWE), formerly W.. W.. Federation (WWF).
I decided to go full stupid with a reference no one will get because no one is reading anyway.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
I decided to go full stupid with a reference no one will get because no one is reading anyway.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
September 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
2024-09-22 - Vince McMahon in World Writing Entertainment (WWE), formerly W.. W.. Federation (WWF).
I decided to go full stupid with a reference no one will get because no one is reading anyway.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement
I decided to go full stupid with a reference no one will get because no one is reading anyway.
#Screenwriting #Screenplays #Hollywood #SeekingManagement