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Edward
@ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social
Somewhere in my mid 30s, keeping busy in Miami with games, anime, and movies.

Queer as fuck
🏳️‍🌈 He/Him
Also that Macarena joke in Final Fantasy was not good 😂
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
These two having a serve off
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Yuna, you in danger girl! A lavender marriage is no way to go through life
January 7, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"That edible I had on the Shoopuf isn't working..."

[A few moments later]
January 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Everyone's on high alert and thinking it's a trap while Rikku is the only one with the right priorities
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Yeah, end of act 2 is where the game lost me and I started to dislike it
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I want to be a tall buff cat man traveling around in just a crop top, leather cuffs, and white underwear.
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Wakka with the Switch-Hitter? Yeah I bet he does
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 AM
This marks my fourth attempt in playing FFX and this marks the furthest I've ever gone
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
The party ended an hour ago and she's still here
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
When they destroy your commander tower before casting a board wipe
January 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Moments before disaster
January 6, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Have you tried singing? Maybe you can befriend them and have them do small tasks while you sing
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
[hears a certain voice actor]

TOM KENNY?!
January 5, 2026 at 3:22 AM
That impression Tidus did of Maester Mika did not need that accent 😅
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Pokemon in my Final Fantasy? It's more likely than you think.
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Does kink belong in pride? Anima seems to think so
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Remember when in MGS 2 when you start as Solid Snake and then you end up playing as wack ass Raiden?

That's how this feels when you're ultimately playing bitchy whiny Tidus instead of this cool looking drunk.
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Did I miss something prior to this part of game? Looking at the team stats and levels compared to the other guys, Waka's team genuinely suck. How would they have gotten any opportunity to use the jecht shot prior to this?

At least triple triad gives you some chance of a win.
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
God Blitzball is such a bore!

The worst mini game of the ones I've played.

Well I hope the fans stick around for the Shakira half time show. I hear she's going to perform Waka Waka (This Time for Luca)
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Nope, I ain't doing all that. Wakka I'm sorry but you're on your own
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I want to talk to whoever programmed each one of these wispy hair strands on this gay coded character
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Teaching these fucks the 5 D's of Blitzball
January 4, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Every time Tidus starts to narrate, all I can think about is Goodfellas. I expect him to say the line "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"
January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM