Edward
@ed-the-cryptid.bsky.social
Somewhere in my mid 30s, keeping busy in Miami with games, anime, and movies.
Queer as fuck
🏳️🌈 He/Him
Queer as fuck
🏳️🌈 He/Him
I've always wanted to do a clapper segment on Real Sex.
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I've always wanted to do a clapper segment on Real Sex.
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A pair of happy hammerhead sharks
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
December 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A pair of happy hammerhead sharks
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
(ca. 1735 Edo period Japan)
You know how in movies, whenever there's a house party, people just end up using a bedroom to fool around?
So what's the etiquette around that? Lol
So what's the etiquette around that? Lol
December 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
You know how in movies, whenever there's a house party, people just end up using a bedroom to fool around?
So what's the etiquette around that? Lol
So what's the etiquette around that? Lol
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Happy I went back to more traditional mediums this year! #artvsartist ✌🏽🤓
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Happy I went back to more traditional mediums this year! #artvsartist ✌🏽🤓
How I start all my conversations at the bar/club
December 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How I start all my conversations at the bar/club
In another life, I think we could have been friends.
December 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
In another life, I think we could have been friends.
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This band of thieves is back for another high stakes adventure. 💥
LUPIN THE IIIRD: The Movie - The Immortal Bloodline flies into theatres for a limited-time event. Catch it January 4-6! ✈️
Get tickets: brnw.ch/21wXZbr
LUPIN THE IIIRD: The Movie - The Immortal Bloodline flies into theatres for a limited-time event. Catch it January 4-6! ✈️
Get tickets: brnw.ch/21wXZbr
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This band of thieves is back for another high stakes adventure. 💥
LUPIN THE IIIRD: The Movie - The Immortal Bloodline flies into theatres for a limited-time event. Catch it January 4-6! ✈️
Get tickets: brnw.ch/21wXZbr
LUPIN THE IIIRD: The Movie - The Immortal Bloodline flies into theatres for a limited-time event. Catch it January 4-6! ✈️
Get tickets: brnw.ch/21wXZbr
Things I'd like to experience:
Paying 25¢ at a peep show
Paying 25¢ at a peep show
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Things I'd like to experience:
Paying 25¢ at a peep show
Paying 25¢ at a peep show
If HBO brought back Real Sex, they would definitely do a segment about some remote commune of gooners in the woods.
December 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If HBO brought back Real Sex, they would definitely do a segment about some remote commune of gooners in the woods.
Cinematic Parallels:
You Only Live Twice//The End of Evangelion
You Only Live Twice//The End of Evangelion
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Cinematic Parallels:
You Only Live Twice//The End of Evangelion
You Only Live Twice//The End of Evangelion
TIL that Jonas Venture Senior's disguise of Dr. Fangdragon was a spoof of Sean Connery's Bond from You Only Live Twice.
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
TIL that Jonas Venture Senior's disguise of Dr. Fangdragon was a spoof of Sean Connery's Bond from You Only Live Twice.
Noticed I haven't posted a picture of myself in some time.
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Noticed I haven't posted a picture of myself in some time.
I put on Invader Zim while I put together a Gunpla and I guess I must've forgotten how good the music is for this show.
December 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I put on Invader Zim while I put together a Gunpla and I guess I must've forgotten how good the music is for this show.
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this is the ideal gay couple.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
December 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this is the ideal gay couple.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
you may not like it, but this is what peak faggotry looks like.
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incredible image to have exist
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
incredible image to have exist
X-Files but under the Trump administration:
Scully: This is about your sister, isn't it Mulder? You can just be chasing ghosts all your life.
Mulder: I know they are out there, Scully. I've decidated my life to this and I'm not going to stop now. Antifa took my sister away from me!
Scully: This is about your sister, isn't it Mulder? You can just be chasing ghosts all your life.
Mulder: I know they are out there, Scully. I've decidated my life to this and I'm not going to stop now. Antifa took my sister away from me!
December 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
X-Files but under the Trump administration:
Scully: This is about your sister, isn't it Mulder? You can just be chasing ghosts all your life.
Mulder: I know they are out there, Scully. I've decidated my life to this and I'm not going to stop now. Antifa took my sister away from me!
Scully: This is about your sister, isn't it Mulder? You can just be chasing ghosts all your life.
Mulder: I know they are out there, Scully. I've decidated my life to this and I'm not going to stop now. Antifa took my sister away from me!
Deep thoughts: If life is a game, is the person controlling me inverting the Y-Axis like I do?
Makes you think 🤔🤔🤔
Makes you think 🤔🤔🤔
December 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Deep thoughts: If life is a game, is the person controlling me inverting the Y-Axis like I do?
Makes you think 🤔🤔🤔
Makes you think 🤔🤔🤔
Yeah sounds about right 😂
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Yeah sounds about right 😂
I walked out to the kitchen and the most delicious smell of lemon fills the air. Lionel is zesting some and I noticed he has a couple of them in a bowl. Right then, I had the biggest urge to bite into one and I felt myself salivating 😂
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I walked out to the kitchen and the most delicious smell of lemon fills the air. Lionel is zesting some and I noticed he has a couple of them in a bowl. Right then, I had the biggest urge to bite into one and I felt myself salivating 😂
How long do we have to wait till we get to play as Jill in a new Resident Evil game? 🥲
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How long do we have to wait till we get to play as Jill in a new Resident Evil game? 🥲
My only comment about yesterday's show is 33 won for best narrative? Lol ok
a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater holds a marker to her forehead
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a white sweater holds a marker to her forehead
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My only comment about yesterday's show is 33 won for best narrative? Lol ok
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(•_•)
<) )╯ pack out the trunk
/ \
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\( (> from the front
/ \
(•_•)
<) )╯ to the back
/ \
<) )╯ pack out the trunk
/ \
(•_•)
\( (> from the front
/ \
(•_•)
<) )╯ to the back
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November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
(•_•)
<) )╯ pack out the trunk
/ \
(•_•)
\( (> from the front
/ \
(•_•)
<) )╯ to the back
/ \
<) )╯ pack out the trunk
/ \
(•_•)
\( (> from the front
/ \
(•_•)
<) )╯ to the back
/ \
And there I was, rubbing a tall ice cold bottle of topo chico on my tits.
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
And there I was, rubbing a tall ice cold bottle of topo chico on my tits.
Lol saw a picture of all the artists of a local art fair I'm planning on attending and there's not one person of color 😂
I can't wait to see all the art featuring white folk
I can't wait to see all the art featuring white folk
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Lol saw a picture of all the artists of a local art fair I'm planning on attending and there's not one person of color 😂
I can't wait to see all the art featuring white folk
I can't wait to see all the art featuring white folk