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Eddie Schneider
@eddieschneider.bsky.social
Literary agent, ultramarathoner, and staircase wit.

To query: follow the rabbit hole (https://awfulagent.com/agents/eddie-schneider/) or http://QueryManager.com/QueryEddie
Taking our youngest off to college in the land of Irn Bru and haggis--back in a week!
September 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"Midnight Mountain" by Cathedral is almost *too* perfect for this . . .
August 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Bye, Paramount+! Don't let the reel hit you where the projectionist spliced you!
July 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Mia passed away peacefully Monday night after a long fight with cancer, which had moved to her lungs in her last few days, and each day was showing a noticeable decline from the day before.

I haven't been active on social media, partly because Mia had been in home hospice care since late last year.
July 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Us to the 19-year-old in May: it's too bad that the Switch 2 didn't release in time for your birthday

They have no idea :D
June 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every so often, the family tolerates me bringing this up from the garage :)
February 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sure, it never stood much chance of getting any Oscar nominations, but even so, Hundreds of Beavers was robbed!

Best screenplay, I understand the omission (there was almost no dialogue)

Best special effects? I understand wanting to give the CGI wizards their due

But best costume design? Snubbed!
January 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The Senate confirmation hearings are going on right now, and the most-faxed representative has a whopping three faxes . . .

I see now why the new regime thinks it can do whatever it wants; instead of having to fight for every inch of their agenda, it looks like they're being met with empty fields.
January 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I should probably recommend things to people more often so that when I mean it, people can tell, but I'm telling you. HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS is a new Christmas classic:
December 13, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Well, that's my page of the 2024 family Christmas list spreadsheet sorted! 😀😀😀 😀😀😀 😀😀😀
December 12, 2024 at 5:41 PM
For some strange reason the NYT didn't give this piece a comments section 🧐

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/05/n...
December 5, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Greetings from sunny--yes, sunny--Edinburgh, where the Royal Botanic Garden has @silviamg.bsky.social's MEXICAN GOTHIC included as part of their Fungi Forms exhibit, available to read in their fungi-themed reading room!
November 30, 2024 at 10:04 AM
It’s felt like all my letters to voters just go out into the void, but here’s hoping they bear fruit like some of my requests for street trees finally did 😅
November 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
With the agency's thirtieth anniversary party next week, I finally updated my NYT Bestseller shelf.

Please welcome @ecmyers.bsky.social, whose FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: THE WEEK BEFORE landed on the series list!
October 29, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him in his haunted mansion, with his bat 🦇
October 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Seconded! And with some stuff (like CDs) you can back it up using an app like Exact Audio Copy, stream it to yourself with Plex, and still be able to access your collection from your phone/computer/device:
October 2, 2024 at 8:38 PM
It's been a minute since I've posted much of anything, so please enjoy this image of Noodles preparing for Muppet auditions:
December 13, 2023 at 9:55 PM